Coming back from Wales in my mates car listening to the end of the Everton game.
Their new signing comes on at the end of the game and scores a goal on his debut.
The commentator says something along the lines of...
"That was very special for the teenager; scoring a great goal on his Everton debut with only his fourth touch of the game. It's a real red letter day for him."
Co-commentator Ronnie Goodlass "You mean a blue letter day!"
Fkin bitter ballbag