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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #20600 on: July 16, 2023, 07:02:12 pm »
Carlos looks like Luis Suarez.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #20601 on: July 16, 2023, 07:02:18 pm »
Who is going to challenge this kid in the next decade?

No one. He just beat the best grass court player in history at the peak of his powers on his own worst surface. Only injuries can stop him. Rune and Sinner don’t have anything like his level in their locker.

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« Reply #20602 on: July 16, 2023, 07:02:18 pm »
The carpenter who did the royal box needs shooting.
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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #20603 on: July 16, 2023, 07:02:52 pm »
Just wait till he wins the next five, we’ll all hate him after that.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #20604 on: July 16, 2023, 07:03:01 pm »
I wonder what Kate says to them both in that moment.


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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #20605 on: July 16, 2023, 07:03:04 pm »
Surprisingly magnanimous/classy from Novak. Still a prick mind.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #20606 on: July 16, 2023, 07:03:30 pm »
No one. He just beat the best grass court player in history at the peak of his powers on his own worst surface. Only injuries can stop him. Rune and Sinner don’t have anything like his level in their locker.

Ugh. In 5 years we're probably thinking "not this fucker again".....

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #20607 on: July 16, 2023, 07:04:01 pm »
Surprisingly magnanimous/classy from Novak. Still a prick mind.

He always speaks really well after a match.

Shame he’s a weird c*nt.
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #20608 on: July 16, 2023, 07:04:10 pm »
Surprisingly magnanimous/classy from Novak. Still a prick mind.

Ahh it's all bluster. Every tennis player acts exactly the same after a defeat.
And if the rain stops, and everything's dry.. she would cry, just so I could drink tears from her eyes.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #20609 on: July 16, 2023, 07:04:54 pm »
So fake

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« Reply #20610 on: July 16, 2023, 07:05:00 pm »
These interviews are filthy. They deliberately try to get to them to cry.

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« Reply #20611 on: July 16, 2023, 07:05:19 pm »
Hancock tears  ;)
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #20612 on: July 16, 2023, 07:09:06 pm »
Is Annabelle Croft too posh even for the BBC at Wimbledon? Every vowel comes straight from Cheltenham Ladies College.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #20613 on: July 16, 2023, 07:10:11 pm »
Alcaraz has nearly 20 million dollars in tournament earnings already. 20 years old.

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« Reply #20614 on: July 16, 2023, 07:11:01 pm »
He's a funny dude isn't he, very charismatic for someone so young!

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« Reply #20615 on: July 16, 2023, 07:11:03 pm »
Sweet kid and a phenomenal Tennis player. He's gonna dominate once Novak eventually retires, no doubt about it.

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« Reply #20616 on: July 16, 2023, 07:11:35 pm »
Brilliant final. Feels like a real passing of the torch.
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« Reply #20617 on: July 16, 2023, 07:11:38 pm »
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« Reply #20618 on: July 16, 2023, 07:11:45 pm »
Alcaraz is a nice lad.

Funny he doesn’t know what to do here.
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.

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« Reply #20619 on: July 16, 2023, 07:12:20 pm »
Is Annabelle Croft too posh even for the BBC at Wimbledon? Every vowel comes straight from Cheltenham Ladies College.

Why wouldn’t Alcaraz want to play a game of croquet with Federer?

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« Reply #20620 on: July 16, 2023, 07:12:40 pm »
Is Annabelle Croft too posh even for the BBC at Wimbledon? Every vowel comes straight from Cheltenham Ladies College.

Wtf was the Croquet question about?
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« Reply #20621 on: July 16, 2023, 07:13:33 pm »
The best thing about him was his ability to still play his game.
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.

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« Reply #20622 on: July 16, 2023, 07:15:51 pm »
Wtf was the Croquet question about?

Presume winning the tournament gives you membership of the All England Club and they have croquet lawns there? But he was probably wondering what the fuck she was on about!

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« Reply #20623 on: July 16, 2023, 07:16:24 pm »
The best thing about him was his ability to still play his game.

That was the worry wasn't it, that he'd beat himself mentally, but no such worries today! Not sure what the final tally is but felt like Djokovic made way more unforced errors today?

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« Reply #20624 on: July 16, 2023, 07:17:26 pm »
That was the worry wasn't it, that he'd beat himself mentally, but no such worries today! Not sure what the final tally is but felt like Djokovic made way more unforced errors today?

The mental strength not to crumble after that first set.
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.

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« Reply #20625 on: July 16, 2023, 07:18:42 pm »
Hopefully they meet again in September, a great game on Ashe just hits different.

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« Reply #20626 on: July 16, 2023, 07:22:14 pm »
That last time Wimbledon was won by someone *other* than Djokovic, Federer, Nadal or Murray, Carlos Alcaraz wasn't even born.
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.

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« Reply #20627 on: July 16, 2023, 07:23:49 pm »
That last time Wimbledon was won by someone *other* than Djokovic, Federer, Nadal or Murray, Carlos Alcaraz wasn't even born.
That's a mental stat.  :o
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« Reply #20628 on: July 16, 2023, 07:25:12 pm »
That last time Wimbledon was won by someone *other* than Djokovic, Federer, Nadal or Murray, Carlos Alcaraz wasn't even born.
crazy that

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« Reply #20629 on: July 16, 2023, 07:25:23 pm »
That last time Wimbledon was won by someone *other* than Djokovic, Federer, Nadal or Murray, Carlos Alcaraz wasn't even born.

Pretty damning on the generation of players between Nadal/Murray/Djokovic's age and Alcaraz's.
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« Reply #20630 on: July 16, 2023, 07:25:43 pm »
That's a mental stat.  :o

It’s genuinely one of the greatest sporting achievements of all time.
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« Reply #20631 on: July 16, 2023, 07:26:04 pm »
It’s genuinely one of the greatest sporting achievements of all time.

Steady on

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« Reply #20632 on: July 16, 2023, 07:28:29 pm »
Steady on

He’s beaten one of greatest ever players on his least favourite surface at 20 years old after losing the first set 6-1.
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« Reply #20633 on: July 16, 2023, 07:29:04 pm »
That last time Wimbledon was won by someone *other* than Djokovic, Federer, Nadal or Murray, Carlos Alcaraz wasn't even born.
Guessing that’s Hewitt? Before him it was Djokovic’s coach.

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« Reply #20634 on: July 16, 2023, 07:29:37 pm »
Pretty damning on the generation of players between Nadal/Murray/Djokovic's age and Alcaraz's.

They are probably as good as the lot before that 4 came along, they are unlucky that 3 of the goats were all in the way and no one else stood a chance

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« Reply #20635 on: July 16, 2023, 07:31:33 pm »
He’s beaten one of greatest ever players on his least favourite surface at 20 years old.

It was brilliant, just not quite sure it's one of the greatest sporting achievements of all time, though you did write Alcaraz off after 2 games so I guess we see the achievement differently  ;D

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« Reply #20636 on: July 16, 2023, 07:31:56 pm »
It was brilliant, just not quite sure it's one of the greatest sporting achievements of all time, though you did write Alcaraz off after 2 games so I guess we see the achievement differently  ;D

Touché.
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« Reply #20637 on: July 16, 2023, 07:38:10 pm »
It was brilliant, just not quite sure it's one of the greatest sporting achievements of all time, though you did write Alcaraz off after 2 games so I guess we see the achievement differently  ;D
well, that was me ;D

seriously though, it wasn't writing off, just being pissed the way that first set started.

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« Reply #20638 on: July 16, 2023, 07:39:00 pm »
Huge character from Alcaraz to win that 5th set, a lot of players would have collapsed having lost the 4th set in the manner he did. But he wasn't phased at all.

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« Reply #20639 on: July 16, 2023, 07:39:10 pm »
That lob in last game is ridiculous.
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.