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Getting married on Saturday..
« on: November 18, 2012, 03:41:27 pm »
..getting nervous now. Any words of advice?x
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2012, 03:43:24 pm »
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2012, 03:45:16 pm »
go out on a weeks bender with your mates,do it...now
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2012, 03:49:54 pm »
Congratulations! Have fun with your friends and family.
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2012, 03:55:11 pm »
Yea, wanna last bunk up before you do it. Im STD free and very willing.
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2012, 03:59:47 pm »
Yea, wanna last bunk up before you do it. Im STD free and very willing.
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2012, 04:01:01 pm »
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2012, 04:35:49 pm »
I be nervous too if I was 24...feck me I did not even know what sort of socks I liked at that age nevermind knowing the lass I want to spend the rest of my life with. Jesus nearly 20 years later I still cant get my sock choice right or even find them...missus wheres my left sock?

You wonder when most here got hitched? I doubt if many lads wanted to walk the walk at 24 thats for sure as I was just out of college and felt some travel / life experiences were ahead of me before I tied the knot and anchor to anyone/any spot. Hope all goes well and I def take Sir Harvest up on his option if I was you :)
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2012, 04:39:06 pm »
Don't complain if all the males go off to watch the footy.
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2012, 04:44:26 pm »
Rest assured that what ever happens it won't be as bad as my mate taking a acid trip after the ceremony and then ended up roughing up the brides grandmother trying to get her to dance, then jumping on the DJ's speakers and singing random songs, meaning the party got thrown out early and as all the families and friends were leaving the hotel he ambled down the main staircase with no clothes on thinking and acting like a dog

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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2012, 04:55:12 pm »
Haha, thanks for the advice.. Well i'm 24 and he's 29.. Been together over 6 years and engaged for 4 so it's the right time. =)
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2012, 04:56:09 pm »
My advice is if you've got even the slightest doubt, don't do it!
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2012, 04:57:43 pm »
My advice is if you've got even the slightest doubt, don't do it!

No doubts.. Love him to pieces =)
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2012, 04:58:22 pm »
Do you have any Russian in you?

Would you like one?

No, but really, get pissed up before you do it, does wonders for cold feet. Can't count how many times I've gotten engaged on the piss.

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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2012, 05:10:27 pm »
I got married in August, and I'm only 25 ;D

It was a lovely day - my advice would be to not worry too much about it! If a few little things go wrong, it really doesn't matter.

You get to spend a day with all of your friends and family, all of whom are having a great time and wishing you well. The day will fly by, make sure to enjoy it!

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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2012, 05:10:41 pm »
No doubts.. Love him to pieces =)

What time have i got to be at the church?  Is there beer? Can i bring pasties?
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2012, 05:29:01 pm »
Don't do it!
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2012, 06:08:05 pm »
What are you nervous about? I've genuinely never understood people saying this ahead of their wedding. You have to repeat some words and smile till your face feels numb, as far as I can tell.

Hope you have a great day, anyway :wave

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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2012, 08:20:27 pm »
Congrats, the day will hopefully fly by and you won't even have a chance to enjoy your party and will be too tired to do anything afterwards. Nothing to be nervous about, the party starts in the honey moon.
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2012, 08:25:43 pm »
I hope all RAWK members are invited to the 'do'. :wave :wave
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2012, 08:31:38 pm »
I was married in July and honestly, hand on heart it was the worst thing I've ever done. Don't do it.







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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2012, 11:20:40 pm »
Hi, I'm nervous because I have a horrible feeling I'm going to fall over! We're not going on honeymoon until next year, hoping for Italy though! Wish I'd booked the week off work but hey ho.

I will make sure I post a picture for all you RAWKers - well, the ones who are interested! :)
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2012, 11:22:08 pm »
Hi, I'm nervous because I have a horrible feeling I'm going to fall over! We're not going on honeymoon until next year, hoping for Italy though! Wish I'd booked the week off work but hey ho.

I will make sure I post a picture for all you RAWKers - well, the ones who are interested! :)

All the best... hope you have a wonderful day.
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2012, 11:33:12 pm »
Hi, I'm nervous because I have a horrible feeling I'm going to fall over! We're not going on honeymoon until next year, hoping for Italy though! Wish I'd booked the week off work but hey ho.

I will make sure I post a picture for all you RAWKers - well, the ones who are interested! :)

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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2012, 11:33:22 pm »
Met him at 18?

Thanks, you've just made us all realise how failing our love lives are :wave

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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #25 on: November 18, 2012, 11:35:07 pm »
No doubts.. Love him to pieces =)

That's great.  Congratulations on your upcoming nuptials then.  Hope you have a long and happy relationship together :)
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #26 on: November 18, 2012, 11:35:32 pm »
Should I buy a new suit?


Congrats though.  :wave

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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #27 on: November 19, 2012, 12:55:30 am »
Pics please :wave
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #28 on: November 19, 2012, 03:14:28 am »
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #29 on: November 19, 2012, 04:05:35 am »
Met him at 18?

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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #30 on: November 19, 2012, 07:42:15 am »
Met him at 17 =)
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #31 on: November 19, 2012, 08:35:20 am »
ea pics. Preferably of the wedding night. Failing that can i goose one of the bridemaids?


Seriously, i hope you have a great day. Good luck.
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #32 on: November 19, 2012, 09:25:21 am »
Don't stress about what the guests think on the day. It is your day, enjoy it. Ultimately all the stresses about the arrangements, the seating plans and all of that stuff is pretty inconsequential. Be selfish, enjoy it. Hopefully it will be the only time you do this, so make the most it. All the miserable buggers will have plenty of other weddings to grumble their way through.

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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #33 on: November 19, 2012, 04:43:32 pm »
Married 2 months ago...nerves were absolutely shot right up until the ceremony started. Thought I was going to pass out. But after that, it all went well. Remember to grab 5 minutes for a breather every now and then, the day will take a lot out of you. Good luck

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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #34 on: November 19, 2012, 06:35:14 pm »
Dont stress about the day. Dont try and get round to talk to your guests, you'll never have time to do it, let them come and find you.  The main thing is, its your day, not anyone elses so try and relax and enjoy it.

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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #35 on: November 19, 2012, 07:52:20 pm »
Thanks guys xx
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #36 on: November 19, 2012, 09:46:25 pm »
I'm a best man on Saturday. I've put together most of my speech but I'm in desperate need of an opening gag. I've trawled the internet and only found stuff I've heard a million times before and now I'm shittin one. Any ideas?

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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #37 on: November 19, 2012, 09:53:26 pm »
Congrats Boltongirl and have a great day. :)
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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #38 on: November 19, 2012, 10:07:40 pm »
Hi, I'm nervous because I have a horrible feeling I'm going to fall over! We're not going on honeymoon until next year, hoping for Italy though! Wish I'd booked the week off work but hey ho.

I will make sure I post a picture for all you RAWKers - well, the ones who are interested! :)

Congrats boltongirl! Italy next year? What about a romantic trip to the Venice area in the first week of December?

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Re: Getting married on Saturday..
« Reply #39 on: November 19, 2012, 10:48:11 pm »
I'm a best man on Saturday. I've put together most of my speech but I'm in desperate need of an opening gag. I've trawled the internet and only found stuff I've heard a million times before and now I'm shittin one. Any ideas?

I used this "this is the second time today I've risen from a warm seat with a piece of paper in my hand". Got some good laughs