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GOOD EGG QUOTES
« on: November 7, 2012, 02:29:30 pm »
can anyone recommend any good quotes about eggs?

something funny and that shows eggs in a good light is what i'm looking for.

yes more work than i'm foisting off to the RAWK community but you lot are rather good at helping out.

looking forward to the best suggestions.

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #1 on: November 7, 2012, 02:30:05 pm »
here's what i've got so far


GOOD EGG QUOTES

It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.
C. S. Lewis


A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Bernard Meltzer

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
Samuel Butler

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
Mark Twain

Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg.
Samuel Goldwyn

When you start with a portrait and search for a pure form, a clear volume, through successive eliminations, you arrive inevitably at the egg. Likewise, starting with the egg and following the same process in reverse, one finishes with the portrait.
Pablo Picasso

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
Bob Hope

A day without an argument is like an egg without salt.
Angela Carter

Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg.
Hans Christian Anderson

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
Oliver Herford

Probably one of the most private things in the world is an egg until it is broken.
M. F. K. Fisher


His life was one long extravaganza, like living inside a Faberge egg.
John Lahr

A Royal Commission is a broody hen sitting on a china egg.
Michael Foot

The goose lays the golden egg. Payrolls make consumers.
George Humphrey



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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #2 on: November 7, 2012, 02:43:12 pm »
You're a fucked up individual.

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #3 on: November 7, 2012, 02:44:37 pm »
Football without fans is nothing.

We've won 18 titles, 5 European Cups, 7 FA Cups, but today must be the greatest victory of all.

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #4 on: November 7, 2012, 02:53:25 pm »
Pay no attention to these lot, hassinator. They can't take a yolk.

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #5 on: November 7, 2012, 03:04:33 pm »
Eggs and vows are easily broken

A round egg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harsh according to how you speak them.

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #6 on: November 7, 2012, 03:07:32 pm »
I take it you've gone through all these?

http://thinkexist.com/quotes/with/keyword/egg/4.html

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #7 on: November 7, 2012, 03:21:32 pm »
"I'm sorry Wayne, please finish your omelette"

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #8 on: November 7, 2012, 04:37:19 pm »
“I'm frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me. That white round thing without any holes have you ever seen anything more revolting than an egg yolk breaking and spilling its yellow liquid? Blood is jolly, red. But egg yolk is yellow, revolting. I've never tasted it.”
 Alfred Hitchcock quotes

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #9 on: November 7, 2012, 04:37:44 pm »
hoping for something that suggests the all round reassuring cosy glow of working with a good egg.

its my highest personal accolade.

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #10 on: November 7, 2012, 04:49:30 pm »
Eggs are cracking.
Oh you English are SO superior aren't you? Well, would you like to know where you'd be without US the good old U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that's where! If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German, singing, "Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Alles!"

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #11 on: November 7, 2012, 04:57:57 pm »
"I'm sorry Wayne, please finish your omelette"

:D Cracked up at that...

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #12 on: November 7, 2012, 05:28:59 pm »
Chickens periods. mmmmmm

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #13 on: November 7, 2012, 05:30:02 pm »
what came first the chicken or the egg...

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #14 on: November 7, 2012, 05:45:05 pm »
This is bound to ruffle some feathers
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #15 on: November 7, 2012, 06:15:33 pm »


''Just came outside to find my car was shtolen! Its my own fault though,I left the Quiche in the Egg-nition''

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #16 on: November 7, 2012, 06:18:16 pm »
who were you drinking vodka with. I went to south and started making crazy drinks behind the bar and talking shit to the dj then snogged some big biker girl. mad night. and I am in work but feel like crap might go home soon :puke :puke :puke :puke
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I'll be shocked if it's anyone other Etoo. Etoo or no-one. Simples.

In fact, I'll do you all a favor and ban myself from the January transfer window forum if we get anyone other than Etoo.

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #17 on: November 7, 2012, 06:32:50 pm »
Goo Goo Ga Joob.
Oh you English are SO superior aren't you? Well, would you like to know where you'd be without US the good old U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that's where! If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German, singing, "Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Alles!"

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #18 on: November 7, 2012, 06:43:39 pm »
As the French say, 'one egg is un oeuf'

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #19 on: November 7, 2012, 06:46:09 pm »
Say!
I like green eggs and ham!
I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!

this is very much my vibe.  nice one.

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #20 on: November 7, 2012, 06:46:33 pm »


''Just came outside to find my car was shtolen! Its my own fault though,I left the Quiche in the Egg-nition''

eggcellent ;D

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #21 on: November 7, 2012, 06:52:46 pm »


Shove yer Christian Bale, Tom Hardy & Heath Ledger abominations up your arse!

Eggsplain yourself!

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #22 on: November 7, 2012, 07:13:23 pm »
can you give the intended context?

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« Reply #23 on: November 7, 2012, 07:25:33 pm »
can you give the intended conteggst?
Balotelli, Falcao, Cavani...

I'll be shocked if it's anyone other Etoo. Etoo or no-one. Simples.

In fact, I'll do you all a favor and ban myself from the January transfer window forum if we get anyone other than Etoo.

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #24 on: November 7, 2012, 07:39:10 pm »
Is this going to be used as lyrics to your new single and if so will it make the albumen' all?

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« Reply #25 on: November 7, 2012, 07:55:43 pm »
Is this going to be used as lyrics to your new single and if so will it make the albumen' all?

:thumbup
Balotelli, Falcao, Cavani...

I'll be shocked if it's anyone other Etoo. Etoo or no-one. Simples.

In fact, I'll do you all a favor and ban myself from the January transfer window forum if we get anyone other than Etoo.

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #26 on: November 7, 2012, 07:58:30 pm »
was it angela carter who coined the phrase 'go to work on an egg'?

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #27 on: November 7, 2012, 08:39:43 pm »
was it angela carter who coined the phrase 'go to work on an egg'?

It seems not...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_to_work_on_an_egg
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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #28 on: November 7, 2012, 08:40:15 pm »
But I think that's your quote... ;)
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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #29 on: November 7, 2012, 09:57:09 pm »
what came first the chicken or the egg...

The chicken according to the Bible.
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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #30 on: November 7, 2012, 11:00:08 pm »
The chicken according to the Bible.


So the egg then.
This is a Liverpool forum. We are not talking about Demba Ba's cock.

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #32 on: November 7, 2012, 11:26:57 pm »
A bird that really should have stayed an egg count ?

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #33 on: November 8, 2012, 05:32:12 am »
The chicken according to the Bible.

And the egg according to science!
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« Reply #34 on: November 8, 2012, 10:22:46 am »
Eggshellent thread!   :P

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #35 on: November 8, 2012, 11:59:28 am »
"I think I've cracked it" - Humpty Dumpty.
Oh you English are SO superior aren't you? Well, would you like to know where you'd be without US the good old U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that's where! If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German, singing, "Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Alles!"

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« Reply #37 on: November 8, 2012, 09:05:57 pm »
shameless self promotion (again) but our facebook page is up and running.

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Re: GOOD EGG QUOTES
« Reply #38 on: November 9, 2012, 09:18:17 am »
I'm all ova it.

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« Reply #39 on: November 9, 2012, 09:38:51 am »
"Liked" or should that be "Yoked"