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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1040 on: September 26, 2012, 02:43:56 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1041 on: September 26, 2012, 03:41:12 pm »
The Sty That Loved Me.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1042 on: September 26, 2012, 04:27:56 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1043 on: September 26, 2012, 04:47:25 pm »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1044 on: September 26, 2012, 04:51:08 pm »

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1045 on: September 26, 2012, 05:05:50 pm »
The Big Sheep

There will be Bloodhounds

Who's afraid of Vaginal Wolf

Black Swan, White Swan, any fucking colour Swan

Lock, Stock and two smoking squirrels

Gentlemen prefer Baboons

Inglorious Bustards

A Fox With Lips. Now.

A Clockwork Orang Utan

One cum over the cuckoo's nest.

Yak to the Future

You got Snail



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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1046 on: September 26, 2012, 06:33:43 pm »
The Big Sheep

There will be Bloodhounds

Who's afraid of Vaginal Wolf

Black Swan, White Swan, any fucking colour Swan

Lock, Stock and two smoking squirrels

Gentlemen prefer Baboons

Inglorious Bustards

A Fox With Lips. Now.

A Clockwork Orang Utan

One shot his load all over the cuckoo's nest.

Yak to the Future

You got Snail





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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1047 on: September 26, 2012, 08:22:53 pm »
Llamageddon

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1048 on: September 26, 2012, 09:14:42 pm »
Two girls one Pup.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1049 on: September 26, 2012, 10:13:57 pm »
When I saw Tokyo Jungle in another thread I thought of Effes.  ;D

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1050 on: September 26, 2012, 11:01:18 pm »
I can't stop laughing :D

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1051 on: September 27, 2012, 01:13:36 am »
Enter the Dragon

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1052 on: September 27, 2012, 01:47:43 am »
When Harry the Hippo met Sally

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1053 on: September 27, 2012, 01:49:39 am »
When I saw Tokyo Jungle in another thread I thought of Effes.  ;D

Poor old Effes, has he been back recently?

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1054 on: September 27, 2012, 01:56:03 am »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1055 on: September 27, 2012, 01:59:16 am »
Fck me. Reading the last few pages, I'm almost certain that Effes thanks the day he had the wisdom to start this thread.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1056 on: September 27, 2012, 02:11:37 am »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1057 on: September 27, 2012, 02:18:18 am »
Four Wet Hens and a Trambutemol

Maul the President's Hen
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1058 on: September 27, 2012, 02:21:15 am »
The Ill Ewe Jizz Nest

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1059 on: September 27, 2012, 08:53:33 am »
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1060 on: September 27, 2012, 01:15:00 pm »
The fly who loved me

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1061 on: September 27, 2012, 01:17:12 pm »
I gnu what you did last summer

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1062 on: September 27, 2012, 01:18:26 pm »
Dude who stole my cat

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1063 on: September 27, 2012, 01:19:16 pm »
Fck me. Reading the last few pages, I'm almost certain that Effes thanks the day he had the wisdom to start this thread.

Tell me about it - it's like a bad fart that has hung round for weeks
Conversion into the opposite - a fool who persists in his folly will become wise.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1064 on: September 27, 2012, 01:19:59 pm »
The Dirty* Does Hen.

*Effes

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1065 on: September 27, 2012, 03:08:12 pm »
Tell me about it - it's like a bad fart that has hung round for weeks

You cannot, not expect the piss take not to happen from FMs, after you admitted to watching Animal Porn.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1066 on: October 2, 2012, 01:51:51 pm »
I remember when I first got my computer many years ago and was using limewire to download mp3s and a Led Zeppelin track turned out to be a fat woman getting done in by a horse. This thread brought back those memories...

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1067 on: October 2, 2012, 02:24:17 pm »
I remember when I first got my computer many years ago and was using limewire to download mp3s and a Led Zeppelin track turned out to be a fat woman getting done in by a horse.

A Foal Lotta Love?

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1068 on: October 2, 2012, 02:35:26 pm »
'Since I've been loving mule' think it was.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1069 on: October 2, 2012, 02:36:15 pm »
A Foal Lotta Love?

A foal, get ma glove.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1070 on: October 11, 2012, 07:14:19 am »
Seen this for the first time, oh my god.  :o

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1071 on: October 11, 2012, 10:34:35 am »
The cook, the thief, his wife and her plover.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1072 on: October 11, 2012, 10:39:11 am »
To Fill a Mockingbird.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1073 on: October 23, 2012, 04:25:12 pm »
Got the same virus this morning, dealt with pretty easily though, safe mode then download that malwarebyte and let it do it's stuff.

Running Bullguard as antivirus and a bit pissed off that the malware just walked in past it.

Seems to be on the increase so watch out.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1074 on: October 23, 2012, 04:26:17 pm »
Got the same virus this morning, dealt with pretty easily though, safe mode then download that malwarebyte and let it do it's stuff.

Running Bullguard as antivirus and a bit pissed off that the malware just walked in past it.

Seems to be on the increase so watch out.

what animal porn were you watching?
Anyone else being strangely drawn to Dion Dublin's nipples?

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1075 on: October 23, 2012, 04:27:03 pm »
what animal porn were you watching?

Turtles, fucking hot shit I can tell you
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1076 on: October 23, 2012, 04:43:32 pm »
Running Bullguard

Is that the star of the the film that effes was watching?

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1077 on: October 23, 2012, 04:53:36 pm »
Turtles, fucking hot shit I can tell you

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1078 on: October 23, 2012, 05:00:31 pm »
real one

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1079 on: October 23, 2012, 06:23:28 pm »
Its a c*nt of a virus to get rid of, popped up on my laptop last week.