Any involving alan shearer, particularly them fucking lucozade ones from a while back, the twat couldnt act his way out of a fucking paper bag.
"I'm. In. Training. To. Win. Fuck. All. Again. This. Season. So. I'm. Creosoting. A. Fucking. Fence. And. Twatting. A. Fucking. Rug. Like."
Twat off.
And them peugeot ones from a while ago;
"Right then lads, we need an ad for this 206, its small, nimble, loads of boot space....."
"Howabout some bloke with a big fuck off shark bite and some twatting kid singing cyndi lauper"
"Brilliant"
And whilst we're at it, whats them ones where the kid pisses the bed and at the end asks his mum if he can sleep at some other kids house who probably pisses the bed an' all and she says yes because of this miraculous product that stop kids being little c*nts. The little bastard, in my day he'd have had the shit kicked out of him in the playground and someone would have written 'piss pant' in big red board marker on his fucking head and no mistake, no c*nt apart from the div kids would have invited him over for anything other than a good kicking.
Kids these days, dont know they're born.