Author Topic: Adverts you hate (Read 199817 times)

They're terrible ads.

At least they aren't on every break, like the "Over 50? Have you planned your funeral?", "have you got life insurance for when you die" adverts

reddebs · « **Reply #1806 on:** February 2, 2022, 08:55:34 pm »

Quote from: rob1966 on February 2, 2022, 08:47:03 pm

They're terrible ads.

At least they aren't on every break, like the "Over 50? Have you planned your funeral?", "have you got life insurance for when you die" adverts

All ads are terrible mate.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #1807 on:** February 2, 2022, 08:55:51 pm »

Quote from: Tesco tearaway on February 2, 2022, 07:24:09 pm

Sorry mate; it was just a shit play on the alarm firm Verisure that we've been talking about

Ah sorry! No tv during the day for me!

Son of Spion · « **Reply #1808 on:** February 2, 2022, 11:20:41 pm »

Quote from: rob1966 on February 2, 2022, 08:47:03 pm

They're terrible ads.

At least they aren't on every break, like the "Over 50? Have you planned your funeral?", "have you got life insurance for when you die" adverts

They're horrible.

I'm sitting watching TV with Mrs Spion and the ad comes on telling us both that one in two people will get cancer. Well thanks for that.

Funeral ads galore. lardy-arsed cockwomble, Eamonn Holmes and his equity release shite, then the very next ad is him again, with his wife, flogging exercise stuff for pensioners.

rob1966 · « **Reply #1809 on:** February 3, 2022, 07:40:14 am »

Quote from: Son of Spion on February 2, 2022, 11:20:41 pm

They're horrible.

I'm sitting watching TV with Mrs Spion and the ad comes on telling us both that one in two people will get cancer. Well thanks for that.

Funeral ads galore. lardy-arsed cockwomble, lardy-arsed cockwomble, Eamonn Holmes and his equity release shite, then the very next ad is him again, with his wife, flogging exercise stuff for pensioners.

I have the likes of Salvage Hunters Classic cars on in the background and it's every ad break, sucks the life out of you , I kill the sound or flick to radio two now,

Nobby Reserve · « **Reply #1810 on:** February 4, 2022, 12:26:11 pm »

Quote from: Crosby Nick on February 2, 2022, 05:24:35 pm

Says a lot about Nobby’s state of mind...and internet search history.

Even I don't like to go there. To either place.

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #1811 on:** February 4, 2022, 12:59:17 pm »

Quote from: Nitramdorf on January 27, 2022, 08:39:19 pm

Thortful online cards. Two people with loads of teeth making dolphin noises at each other in a cafe.

Have also just caught this one. Been a long time since an ad pissed me off as much.

DangerScouse · « **Reply #1812 on:** February 4, 2022, 01:03:34 pm »

That bloody Maltesers ad. "And he spun me around . . ."

Nobby Reserve · « **Reply #1813 on:** February 8, 2022, 09:53:01 pm »

Quote from: Nitramdorf on January 27, 2022, 08:39:19 pm

Thortful online cards. Two people with loads of teeth making dolphin noises at each other in a cafe.

Came in here to post about this. The woman weirds me out.

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #1814 on:** February 8, 2022, 09:58:00 pm »

Quote from: Nobby Reserve on February 8, 2022, 09:53:01 pm

Came in here to post about this. The woman weirds me out.

She looks like a mutated Carrie Johnson.

SamLad · « **Reply #1815 on:** February 16, 2022, 02:50:51 pm »

these days I avoid 99% of all tv ads. apart from football and news, I record everything I'm interested in then zip through the ads when I watch it.

and even with the live news I usually mute the ads.

I find them annoying, intelligence-insulting, or just totally fukking stoopid. almost all of them start off with ear-jarring noise or music to get your attention, and these days I've noticed quite a few car ads - Hyundai in particular - who use women with the most artificial ridiculous/unrealistic made-up "accents" imaginable.

rob1966 · « **Reply #1816 on:** February 16, 2022, 03:50:18 pm »

Quote from: SamLad on February 16, 2022, 02:50:51 pm

these days I avoid 99% of all tv ads. apart from football and news, I record everything I'm interested in then zip through the ads when I watch it.

and even with the live news I usually mute the ads.

I find them annoying, intelligence-insulting, or just totally fukking stoopid. almost all of them start off with ear-jarring noise or music to get your attention, and these days I've noticed quite a few car ads - Hyundai in particular - who use women with the most artificial ridiculous/unrealistic made-up "accents" imaginable.

The Renault one where she slips from English spoken in a heavily accented French (like Allo Allo) to English does my head in.

I hate the van national one on the radio, the way the c*nt says Chicken Bunha hmm makes we want to rip his throat out

bradders1011 · « **Reply #1817 on:** March 6, 2022, 04:20:21 pm »

The EE one.

So a family watched a plane landing? I spent all day the other Friday watching Big Jet TV and my broadband is crap.

Boston always unofficial · « **Reply #1818 on:** March 6, 2022, 05:08:37 pm »

The mypillow trump guy is still selling his stuff on at least one of the Boston channels.

S · « **Reply #1819 on:** March 10, 2022, 12:01:20 am »

Uber Eats.

The guy just lists burgers. That’s the advert. There‘s a full length one but the shorter one annoys me more. He literally just stares at the screen and says “McDonald’s Big Mac”.

TipTopKop · « **Reply #1820 on:** March 12, 2022, 09:08:25 pm »

You can be sure, you've absolutely Cinched it

Thush · « **Reply #1821 on:** March 12, 2022, 09:55:22 pm »

Transformio TV!

Cannot stand that Sky Glass advert.

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #1822 on:** March 13, 2022, 02:11:44 pm »

Quote from: reddebs on February 2, 2022, 08:55:34 pm

All ads are terrible mate.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/FvNdhriwGuM" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/FvNdhriwGuM</a>

Nitramdorf · « **Reply #1823 on:** March 13, 2022, 04:42:51 pm »

Quote from: TipTopKop on March 12, 2022, 09:08:25 pm

You can be sure, you've absolutely Cinched it

Cinch?

TipTopKop · « **Reply #1824 on:** March 13, 2022, 05:53:35 pm »

Quote from: Nitramdorf on March 13, 2022, 04:42:51 pm

Cinch?

Can't stand it mate

drives me up the wall.

That ghoulish grin haunts me

Boston always unofficial · « **Reply #1825 on:** March 14, 2022, 06:41:56 pm »

Saw an ad for this last night.

It was the same channel that had the mypillow ad so either they're desperate for any ad money they can get or owned by right-wing trump shitheads.

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #1826 on:** March 14, 2022, 06:47:33 pm »

Quote from: Boston always unofficial on March 14, 2022, 06:41:56 pm

Saw an ad for this last night.

It was the same channel that had the mypillow ad so either they're desperate for any ad money they can get or owned by right-wing trump shitheads.

Or they're trolling the bitters

Son of Spion · « **Reply #1827 on:** March 21, 2022, 06:55:36 pm »

The one for Perry's.

Infers the woman has murdered her husband and buried him under the patio.

Distasteful stuff, and if it were a man doing the same to his wife in an advert there would be uproar.

Statto Red · « **Reply #1828 on:** March 22, 2022, 08:14:51 pm »

Hmmm body under the patio, where have i seen that before.

Son of Spion · « **Reply #1829 on:** March 22, 2022, 08:35:14 pm »

Quote from: Statto Red on March 22, 2022, 08:14:51 pm

Hmmm body under the patio, where have i seen that before.

Trevor Jordache. 😄

Statto Red · « **Reply #1830 on:** March 22, 2022, 08:44:44 pm »

Quote from: Son of Spion on March 22, 2022, 08:35:14 pm

Trevor Jordache. 😄

FiSh77 · « **Reply #1831 on:** March 27, 2022, 02:28:46 pm »

Quote from: bradders1011 on March 6, 2022, 04:20:21 pm

The EE one.

So a family watched a plane landing? I spent all day the other Friday watching Big Jet TV and my broadband is crap.

"I can't believe we just landed a plane"

No love, the pilots flying it landed the fucker

rob1966 · « **Reply #1832 on:** March 28, 2022, 08:28:38 am »

The On The Beach advert that uses Its the most wonderful time of the year Christmas song. It's bad enough they use a Christmas song, but then they have an obnoxious fat ginger little twat acting like a horrible little greedy fucker. Yeah I really want to be on holiday with little bastards like that

Nitramdorf · « **Reply #1833 on:** March 28, 2022, 09:05:12 am »

Quote from: rob1966 on March 28, 2022, 08:28:38 am

The On The Beach advert that uses Its the most wonderful time of the year Christmas song. It's bad enough they use a Christmas song, but then they have an obnoxious fat ginger little twat acting like a horrible little greedy fucker. Yeah I really want to be on holiday with little bastards like that

I hate that one also, especially the son and the dad. Both could do with less ice cream.

Son of Spion · « **Reply #1834 on:** March 28, 2022, 01:30:39 pm »

Quote from: rob1966 on March 28, 2022, 08:28:38 am

The On The Beach advert that uses Its the most wonderful time of the year Christmas song. It's bad enough they use a Christmas song, but then they have an obnoxious fat ginger little twat acting like a horrible little greedy fucker. Yeah I really want to be on holiday with little bastards like that

I have to turn over when that comes on. Mrs Spion hates it. Steve Bruce's son on it does my head in too.

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #1835 on:** April 8, 2022, 03:48:11 pm »

They’re on quite a lot as it is, but while the golf’s on those Golf Now adverts are going to be even more unbearable.

bradders1011 · « **Reply #1836 on:** April 8, 2022, 04:26:37 pm »

The kid on the Sky Glass advert.

Boston always unofficial · « **Reply #1837 on:** April 8, 2022, 09:44:16 pm »

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/7XXfed_hAag" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/7XXfed_hAag</a>

Thought i'd share this one.

FiSh77 · « **Reply #1838 on:** April 13, 2022, 07:43:37 pm »

Checkatrade ad with c*nts dressed as Romans again, good job I wasn't in booting distance of the telly or I'd be listening to our match on the wireless

cormorant · « **Reply #1839 on:** April 15, 2022, 07:00:11 pm »

Sky are outdoing themselves with the run time for the Glass advert. They usually pummel an advert for a fortnight or so before before dropping it off a cliff. This one is off the scale annoying. Wize wizard... extraordinary.... magnificent..

Mini George Russell can go and do one.