This is how it's going down:
15' - Carra with a long ball, headed on by Carroll to Suarez who gets in behind their defense and scores.
30' - United get a penalty for Carra breathing too heavily on Rooney. Rooney's penalty saved by Reina.
42' - Downing whips in a cross into the box. Carroll rises over their defense, and heads the ball onto Gerrard's path, and Gerrard smashes it in.
60' - Suarez runs rings around their defenders and floats a ball into the far post, and Carroll scores with a calm finish.
75' - Rooney lets out his frustration by assaulting Lucas. A big melee ensues, and when the dust clears, Rooney is sent off.
88' - Just for old times' sake, Gerrard with a scorcher from outside the box. Golie has no chance.
90' - United get a consolation through Hernandez.
Final score: Liverpool 4 - 1 Mancs.