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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2040 on: October 15, 2011, 08:29:45 AM »
Now THAT'S more likely not to upset Him .... nicely done mate.



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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2041 on: October 15, 2011, 08:35:35 AM »
Now THAT'S more likely not to upset Him .... nicely done mate.



'Course you do know he's a United fan don't you?? ::) ::)

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2042 on: October 15, 2011, 08:38:03 AM »
Been up early PMT (pre match tension) has well and truly kicked in.
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2043 on: October 15, 2011, 08:39:38 AM »
Just heard Ferguson on R5 saying for him Liverpool V United is still the biggest English game...but with the rise of City in the next 3 years or so he thinks the Manchester Derby may be their biggest game...I agree!!...by 2014 United v City will be their biggest game....with the biggest English game being Liverpool v Manchester City!  ;)

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2044 on: October 15, 2011, 08:41:00 AM »
It's stupid that I still take this morning on in my schedule to study for my exams next week. I know I won't be doing anything.

Anyway, 4 hours to go still, think we'll win this 2-1 with goals by Stevie and Suarez.
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2045 on: October 15, 2011, 08:42:58 AM »
Players don't know whose in the team until 2 hours before the match so I don't know how you do.


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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2046 on: October 15, 2011, 08:43:10 AM »
thank god ive training to kill the time before KO.. the nerves are bad enough as it is. Quietly very confident about our chances.
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2047 on: October 15, 2011, 08:46:04 AM »
Sat here ready for one of my most nervous days of sport ever.  C'mon Wales and LFC, let's do this!!
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2048 on: October 15, 2011, 08:46:56 AM »
Exam studying and training!...highly admirable approach by you youngsters to kill time before the game...alas the more weak and elderly amongst us here will be drawn to the the allure of the devils brew over the next few hours to steady the nerves.

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2049 on: October 15, 2011, 08:50:02 AM »
is Gerrard starting? i hope both gerrard and Adam play.

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2050 on: October 15, 2011, 08:51:21 AM »
I dreamt about this last night. I was watching the match on telly, only it turned into lesbian porn. Make of that what you will.

Who was Nasri playing for?

I had a dream I was getting eaten by lions, make of that what you will!!

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2051 on: October 15, 2011, 08:53:13 AM »
Lol Babel has a match today but even he is excited by this game - top man

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2052 on: October 15, 2011, 08:54:29 AM »
Nervous about this one as always but more so today as we can get that gap down to 3 points. Would be well and truly buzzing if that was the case.

I'm going to go with a 1-0 win to us with Bellamy to come on and get the winner!

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2053 on: October 15, 2011, 08:55:36 AM »
Got released from hospital about 3 hours ago after having my appendix taken out. Perfect timing, would have been angry as fuck if they kept me another night and I missed the game :)
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2054 on: October 15, 2011, 08:55:48 AM »
I had a dream I was getting eaten by lions, make of that what you will!!

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2055 on: October 15, 2011, 08:56:53 AM »
Come on lads lets fuckin twat these. I dont wanna just win, I want us to humiliate them like we did in March. Come on lads we can do these. Do it for us, do it for Kenny, do it for the new owners who celebrate their 1 yr anniversary today, but most of all do it for LFC!!

Come on redmen!! I hate these manc twats i really do!

P.S....I know some manc lads at work who say they have mates who are going to the game without tickets....they do it every year and they 'jump in' through the turnstiles....they do it everywhere....stamford bridge,wembley,Emirates Anfield (for the past 4 seasons)....everywhere.....Need to stop the little shites.

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2056 on: October 15, 2011, 09:07:07 AM »
Who was Nasri playing for?

I had a dream I was getting eaten by lions, make of that what you will!!

Nasri was just sitting there rubbing his lady nipples.

You are obviously going to get eaten by lions at some point today. Are you visiting a zoo by any chance?

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2057 on: October 15, 2011, 09:08:24 AM »
I would take a 1-0 jammy win to be honest
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This would be perfect :)
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2058 on: October 15, 2011, 09:11:13 AM »
Sky just said its Phil Dowd in charge today.  What happened to Marriner?  Earlier in this thread it was commented Marriner was in charge

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2059 on: October 15, 2011, 09:13:06 AM »
I couldn't sleep and it was entertaining my bout of insomnia.
Haha fair enough mate.



So I had a tenner on this fixture last year that we would win by 4 or more goals paying 175 to 1.  Gut wrenching watching us miss those chances, then more when Hernandez scored :P  Odds aren't that good this year, but I might do it again!
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2060 on: October 15, 2011, 09:13:06 AM »
I haven't slept in nearly 24 hours, and I won't have a chance to do so for at least another 12.  If we don't win, it's going to be a long fucking day and a half.  Victory would be so sweet.  Let's batter these.
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2061 on: October 15, 2011, 09:13:54 AM »
Sky just said its Phil Dowd in charge today.  What happened to Marriner?  Earlier in this thread it was commented Marriner was in charge
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2062 on: October 15, 2011, 09:14:20 AM »
Fuck im nervous now.
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2063 on: October 15, 2011, 09:17:00 AM »
I dreamt about this last night. I was watching the match on telly, only it turned into lesbian porn. Make of that what you will.

That's weird, i actually was watching lesbian porn and couldn't stop thinking about this match. Make of THAT what you will!!!

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2064 on: October 15, 2011, 09:17:14 AM »
Good luck lads. Take it to them. Don't sit back. Don't give them time on the ball. Try to wind up Rooney.
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2065 on: October 15, 2011, 09:18:10 AM »
That's weird, i actually was watching lesbian porn and couldn't stop thinking about this match. Make of THAT what you will!!!
Did the lesbians mind you watching their porn?
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2066 on: October 15, 2011, 09:18:36 AM »
Our heads need to be strong for 90 minutes today, I'm far more nervous playing these than the bitters.

There's so many reasons why we need to beat them today, significantly so Kenny can show the tramp whose the master.

We need to use the flanks and get round the back of them. Attack Smalling if he's playing again.

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2067 on: October 15, 2011, 09:23:27 AM »
Pre match nerves kicking in.

Shaking like Whiskey nose was in Wembley v barca.
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2068 on: October 15, 2011, 09:24:25 AM »
Want Bellamy to be starting this as much as Gerrard.
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2069 on: October 15, 2011, 09:26:05 AM »
Want Bellamy to be starting this as much as Gerrard.

yh same here, but i cant see it happening unfortunately, hope im wrong though

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2070 on: October 15, 2011, 09:27:05 AM »
Our heads need to be strong for 90 minutes today, I'm far more nervous playing these than the bitters.

There's so many reasons why we need to beat them today, significantly so Kenny can show the tramp whose the master.

We need to use the flanks and get round the back of them. Attack Smalling if he's playing again.
We were very calm and controlled against the bitters, best way to approach a match like this
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2071 on: October 15, 2011, 09:31:18 AM »
These last hours seem to be crawling by..

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2072 on: October 15, 2011, 09:31:56 AM »
yh same here, but i cant see it happening unfortunately, hope im wrong though

Probables, Downing and Kuyt on either wings
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2073 on: October 15, 2011, 09:32:30 AM »
These last hours seem to be crawling by..
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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2074 on: October 15, 2011, 09:33:55 AM »
Haven't been following all the news, but what was the reason why the away ticket allocation for this match was reduced?

Massive day and hugely important game. Would not mind seeing a bit of Luis Suarez magic. He can make the difference again, just like a year ago. But, the whole team needs to turn up, and show we mean business. Interesting to see what our starting XI will be. Many options now as we have pretty much the whole squad fit. Midfield selections and play need to be spot on, that is a key area today.

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2075 on: October 15, 2011, 09:34:40 AM »
Did the lesbians mind you watching their porn?

No they seemed a bit pre-occupied, plus i was hiding in their wardrobe!!!

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2076 on: October 15, 2011, 09:37:00 AM »
Haven't been following all the news, but what was the reason why the away ticket allocation for this match was reduced?


Because they're wankers?

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2077 on: October 15, 2011, 09:37:17 AM »
Haven't been following all the news, but what was the reason why the away ticket allocation for this match was reduced?

Massive day and hugely important game. Would not mind seeing a bit of Luis Suarez magic. He can make the difference again, just like a year ago. But, the whole team needs to turn up, and show we mean business. Interesting to see what our starting XI will be. Many options now as we have pretty much the whole squad fit. Midfield selections and play need to be spot on, that is a key area today.

Come on REDMEN, do us proud.

We've only got a week to the next home game - a full allocation will take too long afterwards to disinfect the seats!

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2078 on: October 15, 2011, 09:37:42 AM »
Because they're wankers?

Yup, probably so.

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Re: Liverpool v Manchester United 15th October 12:45
« Reply #2079 on: October 15, 2011, 09:39:30 AM »
Sky just said its Phil Dowd in charge today.  What happened to Marriner?  Earlier in this thread it was commented Marriner was in charge

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