My bloody wife is particularly crafty.She ignores my (increasingly less so) occasional requests.Then the arl twat waits for days like today, the ghastly worst possible days that happen three or four times a year (ie we are totally and crushingly gash, and the Mancs are winning).... and says " I fancy an early night " winkwink.When I have absolutely no interest in anything except a quiet drunken mope behind the settee.
Not saying my ex girlfriend was a slag but even the label in her knickers said next.
I got something similar tonight shortly after her genuinely asking if I was going to watch MoTD before I came to bed.
Craig Burnley V West Ham - WEST HAM WIN - INCORRECT
I use the SAS as an inspiration. Wait until cover of darkness, get in, get what you want, get out, if you do it right, they'll be none the wiser in the morning. Who dares comes.
So you try and shag her when she is asleep?
I do that Did used to use her hand to pull myself off while she slept. Normally ended up with her waking up, doing it herself, then having sex
Tell you something my Mrs does that really fucks me off. She might start grabbing my dick through my kecks and stuff when she knows there is no chance of anything happening because my lads' upstairs or something. But if he goes out to play all of a sudden there's a desperate need to go the shop or she's suddenly overcome with tiredness and needs to go to sleep or there's some other shite excuse not to do anything.
funny stuff....ha ha..
Glad you think so.
I'm well up for it tonight. Would love to just pound her really hard so it hurts. Then fucking punch her on the back of the head when im done. Not going to happen though. Any of it
Dream on Barny lad...
I like the punch to the back of the head I was told that whilst asleep my ex was laying in my left arm and all of a sudden i smashed her on the side of the head with my free right fist in my sleep, that looked sore and i was gutted. I felt really bad. My fist was fine so i could still play guitar and have a tug as i wasnt gonna get squat of her. Moody old bat.
Fourth week.....
She keeps getting texts off him saying "Oh please take me back, I love you and I'm still not over you". We read them together naked and then we laugh about it. Then she blows me off.
My mrs will let me have sex with her most nights if I want, which is fine.But she won't suck my dick which really pisses me off. I'd do it myself but I can't reach.
Best thing to do, when married. Is say to your wife "Here you are, I got you that paracetemol."She will reply with "But I don't have a headache?"And you can just say "Good. Let's have sex."Wisdom beyond my years, me.
Do a Prince, get your bottom ribs took out.
Has Prince really had his ribs taken out so he can blow himself off ?
Think its a miff (myth), funny though. I reckon he deffo enquired about it.
Crosby Nick never fails.
Just like every school had a kid who put pencils up his nose in an exam and slammed his head on the desk!
Someone in my school did that
@ Veinticinco de Mayo The way you talk to other users on this forum is something you should be ashamed of as someone who is suppose to be representing the site.
Sex without love is an empty experience.
God most of your women arent half frigid. Mine wants it just as much as me, if not sometimes more!
Some of the best sex I've had was with people I didn't love. Remember banging a Canadian bird. One night stand. No idea what her name was. Fucking great ride and gave great head.
Sex with my current ex is the best though. No one has ever come close
How old were you when you got married?
8 on the playground.