Topic: Wayne Rooney

[LanceLink!!!!!]

He should be done for wasting Police time.

And for impersonating a potato.

[afc tukrish]

He should be done for wasting Police time.

Unnecessary farting around...

[dalarr]

I’m just amazed that footballers constantly get away with such behavior. Their marriages and relationships must be very strong.

[jackh]

Had to laugh at this extra note in the Guardian report:

On Tuesday it emerged that Rooney had inadvertently further hampered Derby’s strained preparations for the new season after injuring one of his players during a recent training camp. The manager challenged Jason Knight during a practice game that left the Republic of Ireland midfielder with an ankle injury that could sideline him for up to three months.

This whilst Derby are struggling for numbers ahead of the start of the season.  I know it's just one of those things that can happen, but...well, he's not having the best of weeks is he!?

[Persephone]

I’m just amazed that footballers constantly get away with such behavior. Their marriages and relationships must be very strong.

I think it's because they have great personalities and are dedicated to their families.

[I've been a good boy]

I’m just amazed that footballers constantly get away with such behavior. Their bank accounts must be very strong.

[Simplexity]

I’m just amazed that footballers constantly get away with such behavior. Their marriages and relationships must be very strong.

I think the WAGs know the deal they signed when they committed to a professional footballer.

[Kenny's Jacket]

I think it's because they have great personalities and are dedicated to their families.

Reminds me of this on 50 secs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj-9lSEBBm0

[Barneylfc∗]

I think the WAGs know the deal they signed when they committed to a professional footballer.

What deal is that?

[TepidT2O]

So, to summarise, we’ve gone from some saying Wayne Rooney has been abused to him apologising to his family…

Again.

[Simplexity]

What deal is that?

Infidelity is to be expected. Not that I am in a position to judge it, I don't have super models throwing themselves at me 24/7. I guess eventually giving into temptation is inevitable.

[Persephone]

Reminds me of this on 50 secs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj-9lSEBBm0

In a nutshell.

[Kenny's Jacket]

So, to summarise, we’ve gone from some saying Wayne Rooney has been abused to him apologising to his family…

Again.

not all of us thought he was a victim

[Barneylfc∗]

Infidelity is to be expected. Not that I am in a position to judge it, I don't have super models throwing themselves at me 24/7. I guess eventually giving into temptation is inevitable.

Is it? I've never read about Fabinho, Salah, Van Dijk, de Bruyne and many many other players out sticking their dick where they shouldn't be.

[WhereAngelsPlay]

Infidelity is to be expected. Not that I am in a position to judge it, I don't have super models throwing themselves at me 24/7. I guess eventually giving into temptation is inevitable.

Neither does/has the localised Shrek.

If Colleen wanted to then she could easily walk away with half his hard cash and the main residence.

[WhereAngelsPlay]

not all of us thought he was a victim

The vermin among us  all called it straight away.

[CalgarianRed]

I’m just amazed that footballers constantly get away with such behavior. Their marriages and relationships must be very strong.

Its like Sopranos, Carmela stayed with Tony because of the money and high social status. Its the bigger picture and money trumps morals for most of the society.

[TheShanklyGates]

I’m just amazed that footballers constantly get away with such behavior. Their marriages and relationships must be very strong.

I can think of a few million reasons why they get away with it.

[TepidT2O]

not all of us thought he was a victim

Only joking about Rooney fuckwittery

[rossipersempre]

So, the excuse “attending a private party with two friends” is in no way an obviously transparent euphemism for getting caught with a couple of sex workers in a hotel room, right?

What with him also taking out his club’s top scorer (for 3 months) in training, and having to sleep in the doghouse (literally you’d imagine), poor little chunky Wayne can at least find solace in the fact that, by a fortuitous quirk of fate, this was also the week Squires of the Guardian, took a holiday.

[Black Bull Nova]

I’m just amazed that footballers constantly get away with such behavior. Their marriages and relationships must be very strong.

Do you think the shallow types that attach themselves to footballers do it because they see them as decent and upstanding men (and many probably are I have to say)

[Fromola]

Mad to think Rooney and Milner are the same age and both broke through in the PL at the same time.

Milner still a good quality PL performer and in great shape. Rooney looked shot physically even 4 years ago going back to Everton after United fucked him off.

[Billy The Kid]

Is it? I've never read about Fabinho, Salah, Van Dijk, de Bruyne and many many other players out sticking their dick where they shouldn't be.

There's over 500 first team squad players registered in the premier league. If you add those who play in the championship to that list then its well over 1000.

That's a lot of 20 to 30 year old millionaires with a lot of free time on their hands. Most of whom are also well known in the cities/towns where their clubs are based

My guess is Rooney and his antics are small change compared to what a lot of players/managers in the modern game get up to in their spare time

Just because Fabinho and Salah haven't been caught with their pants down doesn't mean that it doesn't go on. Of course it does

[HomesickRed]

There's over 500 first team squad players registered in the premier league. If you add those who play in the championship to that list then its well over 1000.

That's a lot of 20 to 30 year old millionaires with a lot of free time on their hands. Most of whom are also well known in the cities/towns where their clubs are based

My guess is Rooney and his antics are small change compared to what a lot of players/managers in the modern game get up to in their spare time

Just because Fabinho and Salah haven't been caught with their pants down doesn't mean that it doesn't go on. Of course it does

True, but most obey the golden rule . . . DON'T NOD OFF!

[rafathegaffa83]

Wayne Rooney said he has been sleeping overnight on the couch in his manager’s office as he works overtime to bolster Derby’s threadbare squad. Derby registered three players with the English Football League in time for their Championship opener at home against Huddersfield on Saturday and Rooney remains hopeful of further additions.

[...]

“I’m hoping we can get them done,” he said. “I know some of them have other offers on the table. I need to keep working to try and get them in and I will do that. I slept on the couch in the office last night [Thursday] and I’ll be sleeping on my couch again in my office tonight, trying to get these players over the line as quickly as possible so that we don’t lose out on them.”
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/aug/06/wayne-rooney-on-mission-to-bolster-derbys-threadbare-squad

[Keith Lard]

High Court artist impression pic of Wayne Rooney in the Rebekah Vardy vs Coleen Rooney trial ... had me in fucking stitches
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-61478056

[gerrardisgod]

What’s Ian Hislop got to do with it?

[Terry de Niro]

High Court artist impression pic of Wayne Rooney in the Rebekah Vardy vs Coleen Rooney trial ... had me in fucking stitches
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-61478056

Makes him look older than me and I'm ancient.

[Chakan]

High Court artist impression pic of Wayne Rooney in the Rebekah Vardy vs Coleen Rooney trial ... had me in fucking stitches
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-61478056

Hair plugs are working a treat for him

[amir87]

High Court artist impression pic of Wayne Rooney in the Rebekah Vardy vs Coleen Rooney trial ... had me in fucking stitches
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-61478056

Did he try to Fire the judge?

[rafathegaffa83]

This quote from Rooney while on the stand about having to talk to Jamie Vardy about his wife's behaviour at the Euros had me unintentionally in stitches 

I sat down with him. He had a can of Red Bull, I had a coffee. I remember the details because it was such an awkward moment

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

There's over 500 first team squad players registered in the premier league. If you add those who play in the championship to that list then its well over 1000.

That's a lot of 20 to 30 year old millionaires with a lot of free time on their hands. Most of whom are also well known in the cities/towns where their clubs are based

My guess is Rooney and his antics are small change compared to what a lot of players/managers in the modern game get up to in their spare time

Just because Fabinho and Salah haven't been caught with their pants down doesn't mean that it doesn't go on. Of course it does

I know VVD was caught knocking around with a Scottish porn star at Celtic when his wife was pregnant.

[Terry de Niro]

I know VVD was caught knocking around with a Scottish porn star at Celtic when his wife was pregnant.

Phillipa McCrackin?

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Phillipa McCrackin?

Bit racist that Terry

[Terry de Niro]

Bit racist that Terry

[rushyman]

Looks like Biffa Bacon

[LanceLink!!!!!]

I like his trotters.

[Black Bull Nova]

Coleen: "Wayne, are you not getting up this morning, I've done your Granola Shreks"
Wayne: "Winter Break Coll"
Coleen: "that's new Wazza, is that normal"
Wayne: "yeah, Wag, you still keeping up that avoiding Social Media stuff"
Coleen: "Why"
Wayne: "Just asking, probably good for your Mental Health to avoid that and the news, let's stay in"
Coleen: "I want to go out though"
Wayne: "No, let's just watch Lord of the Rings again and close the curtains"
Coleen: "OK but there's reporters out there"
Wayne: "Why can't they leave you alone Wag"
Coleen: "OK, when does winter break end"
Wayne: "Could be a long one love, hey, did you love living in the States?"

[Barneylfc∗]

There's over 500 first team squad players registered in the premier league. If you add those who play in the championship to that list then its well over 1000.

That's a lot of 20 to 30 year old millionaires with a lot of free time on their hands. Most of whom are also well known in the cities/towns where their clubs are based

My guess is Rooney and his antics are small change compared to what a lot of players/managers in the modern game get up to in their spare time

Just because Fabinho and Salah haven't been caught with their pants down doesn't mean that it doesn't go on. Of course it does

Sorry for the late reply, was a bit busy there.

The initial post suggested basically that if a woman gets with a footballer, she should know they're going to cheat on her. That's nonsense.
Some will, most won't.

[jacobs chains]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/jan/02/the-wayne-rooney-paradox-he-should-avoid-any-club-that-wants-him

On the other hand, any assessment of Rooney’s capacity as a manager has one key flaw, what we might call a Wayne-22 situation, which states that Wayne Rooney has only ever been employed as a manager by the kind of board that thinks it’s a good idea to employ Wayne Rooney as a manager.

This is the basic paradox here, the Wayne-as-Groucho scenario. Any club that can weigh up all the facts and still conclude that Rooney is the answer: this is exactly the kind of club Rooney should avoid like the plague.