Topic: Wayne Rooney

[kaesarsosei]

Hadn't heard much about Rooney's private life in recent years, but whatever you think of this recent event (and it is quite distasteful releasing photos like that) I think its pretty clear to me why Rooney has aged so badly.

[ChaChaMooMoo]

His wife ?  It comes across as derogatory and as “othering” women.

 

[harleydanger]

Hadn't heard much about Rooney's private life in recent years, but whatever you think of this recent event (and it is quite distasteful releasing photos like that) I think its pretty clear to me why Rooney has aged so badly.

To be fair he looked exactly like that at 16

[jillcwhomever]

It's about time Rooney sorted his life out, he is a manager and has growing children he's not exactly setting a great example. He's needs to get his drinking in order and perhaps he would avoid situations like this.

[redgriffin73]

Great week for him

Fucking hell, imagine Jurgen injuring one of our players in training Surprised that didn't happen to us last season to be honest, the luck we had

Is Rooney still listed as a player for them? He might have to start at this rate!

[AndyMuller]

I know a woman who used to work in the ASDA in Walton and when Rooney was a youth player he always used to come in and buy loads of meat pies.

That's all I have to offer this thread.

[Fromola]

Hadn't heard much about Rooney's private life in recent years, but whatever you think of this recent event (and it is quite distasteful releasing photos like that) I think its pretty clear to me why Rooney has aged so badly.

It's his body type. He looked like a prize fighter at 16,  he was never going to look like Ronaldo in his mid 30's even if he lived like a monk.

He wouldn't have had the career he did if he was boozing all the time and had a bad lifestyle. Ferguson mostly kept him in check. Now he's stopped playing though there isn't the incentive to keep fit and match sharp.

[El Lobo]

I know a woman who used to work in the ASDA in Walton and when Rooney was a youth player he always used to come in and buy loads of meat pies.

That's all I have to offer this thread.

That's about as surprising as him going back to a room with a load of young girls, falling asleep drunk and then being videoed being farted on.

[Ravishing Rick Dude]

Can't wait for Darren Farley to add this into his work

[Ravishing Rick Dude]

Thick headed bastard has injured today one of his players in training, and he'll be out for three months with ankle injury

[Tobelius]

Thick headed bastard has injured today one of his players in training, and he'll be out for three months with ankle injury

Don't understand how these ex mancs keep getting coaching jobs. Every recent one turned to coaching has been a disaster.

I guess there's always still punditry for them when they inevitably fail.

[Fromola]

Derby are that depleted Bobby Duncan could end up getting a game next season.

[rafathegaffa83]

Thick headed bastard has injured today one of his players in training, and he'll be out for three months with ankle injury

Ever since I heard about this yesterday I've been perplexed as to why anyone goes into a 50/50 in preseason training. Even more so when there are only nine senior players (and two are keepers) at the club's disposal. And better still why is the team's fucking manager the one doing it?

[Drinks Sangria]

Derby are that depleted Bobby Duncan could end up getting a game next season.

Rooney will be put him in the treatment room before he allows Redshite to take to the field.

[Fromola]

Ever since I heard about this yesterday I've been perplexed as to why anyone goes into a 50/50 in preseason training. Even more so when there are only nine senior players (and two are keepers) at the club's disposal. And better still why is the team's fucking manager the one doing it?

He was just testing his resolve.

[newterp]

I think he had a nice DUI in Washington DC while playing with the DC united as well. He's a smart one.

[Tobelius]

I think he had a nice DUI in Washington DC while playing with the DC united as well. He's a smart one.

This latest debacle must just feel like another fart on his face,poor guy.

[FiSh77]

I wonder what she's whispering in his ear?

She's shouting not whispering, he's deaf as a post remember

[TepidT2O]

Derby are that depleted Bobby Duncan could end up getting a game next season.

hes joining Vejle Boldklub

Who are they?

Exactly

[So… Howard Philips]

hes joining Vejle Boldklub

Who are they?

Exactly

So Fiorentina didn't work out then?

[rafathegaffa83]

hes joining Vejle Boldklub

Who are they?

Exactly

Currently bottom of the Danish Superliga

[67CherryRed]

Currently bottom of the Danish Superliga

In fairness he's still a league higher than Jon Flanagan.

[newterp]

hes joining Vejle Boldklub

Who are they?

Exactly

clearly a BOLD Klub

[Fromola]

hes joining Vejle Boldklub

Who are they?

Exactly

You'd think he'd stay where he was given Derby have few senior players left. If he still can't get a game then there's nothing down for him.

He'd have got games in our first team 19/20 had he stuck around.

[elsewhere]

Him and Giggs should be joint caretakers for Utd once Ole gets the sack.

[Tonyh8su]

Can't wait for Darren Farley to add this into his work

I think this is the first time in human history this phrase has been uttered/typed.

[19th Nervous Title]

I know a woman who used to work in the ASDA in Walton and when Rooney was a youth player he always used to come in and buy loads of meat pies.

That's all I have to offer this thread.

You are what you eat

[TepidT2O]

No charges are to be brought….

Unless Colleen murders him

[rossipersempre]

No charges are to be brought….

Unless Colleen murders him

Not even wasting police time. Pathetic attempt at arse-covering. Not talking about the girl either.

[Clayton Bigsby]

You'd think he'd stay where he was given Derby have few senior players left. If he still can't get a game then there's nothing down for him.

He'd have got games in our first team 19/20 had he stuck around.

What makes you think that?

[Romford_Red]

She's shouting not whispering, he's deaf as a post remember

[Hedley Lamarr]

No charges are to be brought….

Unless Colleen murders him

In the Rooney household this is probably about as normal as most husbands not taking the bins out.

[WhereAngelsPlay]

No charges are to be brought….

Unless Colleen murders him

Because they never even involved the plod.Was just a ploy to stop Colleen from shredding his clothes,she will buy it because she's daft as a brush.

[TepidT2O]

Because they never even involved the plod.Was just a ploy to stop Colleen from shredding his clothes,she will buy it because she's daft as a brush.

Narrators voice.


“Wayne went out to buy new clothes”.

[WhereAngelsPlay]

Narrators voice.


“Wayne went out to buy new clothes”.

[12C]

Narrators voice.


“Wayne went out to buy new clothes”.

Nope

“Coleen went out and bought a whole new wardrobe of clothes, with matching accessorised jewellery - on Wayne’s credit card.”

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Nope

“Coleen went out and bought a whole new wardrobe of clothes, with matching accessorised jewellery - on Wayne’s credit card.”

She doesn't need Waynes money, she's a "businesswoman" (apparently), completely self made.

[rossipersempre]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58003766

Derby County manager Wayne Rooney has apologised to his family and club after images of the former England and Manchester United forward were shared online.

The photos appeared to show Rooney asleep in a chair with women posing beside him.

A complaint of blackmail was made in relation to the photographs but dropped by police on Tuesday, with officers satisfied no offence had taken place.

"I made a mistake," Rooney said.

Speaking to Sky Sports following his side's 1-0 pre-season friendly win against Spanish top flight side Real Betis on Wednesday, he added: "I went to a private party with two of my friends and from me, I'd like to apologise to my family and the club for the images which were going round and I want to move forward on this.

"It's dealt with. I'm looking forward to moving forward and preparing for another game on Sunday."

[4pool]

So it was a private party and that makes it alright then..unless someone vids or lets pictures get out.

The only apology is from being caught out. Otherwise See you next week lads for another private party.

[WhereAngelsPlay]

He should be done for wasting Police time.