you pull a bird in Vegas who tells you she lives in Nevada and invites you home to party with her. She says her girlfriends husband will pick you up and give you a lift. You then find your on the motorway for almost 2 hours but she tells you she will drop you off the next morning back at the strip.
You get her home and hop on the good foot and do the bad thing all night, then the morning comes and she refuses to drop you off and tells you where the bus stop is.
You then go downstairs in anger after giving her a boot in bed telling her to move her big black ass, but she refuses. You then snap her mobile phone and her remote control and head to the bus stop.
It takes 4 and a half hours and 3 buses and you make it back to the hard rock hotel where your mates are all around the pool getting drunk and chatting up hot women, whilst you are there in your Kenny Dalglish t-shirt that is stuck to you like Olivia Newton Johns kecks in Grease, and your shorts resemble John Barnes circa 1989.