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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #800 on: August 11, 2011, 09:31:30 pm »
Great signing and for 6 million? It sounds like a bargain now but at the end of this season its going to look like the steal of the fucking century and will maybe just about even out carrolls transfer ;)

Big lump who's nimble, can beat a man, put in a good cross, has an engine and can actually defend. Fuck me

Him and Johnson are going to rip teams to shreads, all we need now is a mobile centerback and I think our business is done

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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #801 on: August 11, 2011, 09:33:51 pm »
Been wanting him for a year. I know Kenny won't admit it but deep down I know he's bought him for me...

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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #802 on: August 11, 2011, 09:34:44 pm »
Most excited for this signing so far in the summer.

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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #803 on: August 11, 2011, 09:36:20 pm »
Right footed Left footed

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Kelly   Carra   Agger   Enrique
         
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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #804 on: August 11, 2011, 09:45:49 pm »
Riots in England has reached Newcastle, and now they can't find Enrique..is he stolen?

Ok bad one, but I tried.

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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #805 on: August 11, 2011, 09:48:03 pm »
Thank fowler for that.At last we got him.Great bit of business :thumbup Experienced in the prem,wont get pushed about,good on the ball and a good crosser of the ball and he can DEFEND.
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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #806 on: August 11, 2011, 09:48:09 pm »

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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #807 on: August 11, 2011, 09:54:01 pm »
ha ha can't ever forget that week. Dossena's 4th (both) were the icing on the cake.

On top of my delight, I had a cheeky €10 double on our wins. 13's I think. Better than a kick in the face  ;D
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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #808 on: August 11, 2011, 09:55:05 pm »
Just in case anyone thought it didnt really happen. :-)

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Without even clicking on the link, I can picture the resigned look on Van Der Sar's face as he stands there watching the ball loop over him.
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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #809 on: August 11, 2011, 09:58:55 pm »

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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #810 on: August 11, 2011, 10:05:41 pm »
I am happier with this signing more than any so far this season, if he can re-produce what he did last season consistantly we have got a fucking bargain

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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #811 on: August 11, 2011, 10:23:00 pm »
Sick to death of the new owners recklessly spending millions on new players and pushing the prices up and up for our competitors. Sky Sports News should do an expose on it with Panorama and let the whole world know what is going on at our club!







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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #812 on: August 11, 2011, 10:27:01 pm »
This might have been posted, but here is the video of the "medical".  As you can guess, slightly awkward smiling is the result of the cameraman saying "give us a smile, Jose".   :D

http://youtu.be/DTTAy5uBacs



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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #813 on: August 11, 2011, 10:27:41 pm »
I think I might have a new mancrush..

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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #814 on: August 11, 2011, 10:29:38 pm »
has the deal gone through yet?

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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #815 on: August 11, 2011, 10:30:08 pm »
welcome, great signing :)

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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #816 on: August 11, 2011, 10:52:07 pm »
Wonderful signing.
but somehow I feel so sorry for Nolan...watching his teammates leaving for Liverpool and he's actually the one who's being a liverpool fan,
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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #817 on: August 11, 2011, 10:55:06 pm »
Wonderful signing.
but somehow I feel so sorry for Nolan...watching his teammates leaving for Liverpool and he's actually the one who's being a liverpool fan,

I'm sure his 5 year contract on excessive wages will comfort him and keep him warm and cosy at night.
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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #818 on: August 11, 2011, 10:56:28 pm »


His partner looks a bit fit too.

Seriously though, delighted with this!

That's Coloccini mate.

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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #819 on: August 11, 2011, 11:00:19 pm »
What I like most is we've bought our targets (maybe one to come) without fuss so we are ready for the season now we will focus on selling the 5 odd players we don't need poulsen Cole soto (if we get a good cb) insua ngog jones Etc

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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #820 on: August 11, 2011, 11:06:35 pm »

Am I the only person that looked at that pic and thought he looked like Ben Stiller from that angle?




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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #821 on: August 11, 2011, 11:09:50 pm »
Riots in England has reached Newcastle, and now they can't find Enrique..is he stolen?

Ok bad one, but I tried.
Well 5.5M is a steal alright  ;)

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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #822 on: August 11, 2011, 11:10:51 pm »
That's Coloccini mate.

On the right of Enrique ya pleb :P

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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #823 on: August 11, 2011, 11:10:51 pm »
Am I the only person that looked at that pic and thought he looked like Ben Stiller from that angle?




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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #824 on: August 11, 2011, 11:11:50 pm »
chuffed with this signing :D. whoop!
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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #825 on: August 11, 2011, 11:14:18 pm »
Cant wait for 3pm Sat! :-D

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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #826 on: August 11, 2011, 11:15:11 pm »
Great signing! Get in. :)
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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #827 on: August 11, 2011, 11:16:23 pm »

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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #828 on: August 11, 2011, 11:21:35 pm »


His partner looks a bit fit too.

Seriously though, delighted with this!
And there you go, breaking hearts ;)

Anyway, I've noticed people in England referring to the word "partner" for a gilfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife?
Just sounds so wrong. I can never get used to that.
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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #829 on: August 11, 2011, 11:23:44 pm »
Anyway, I've noticed people in England referring to the word "partner" for a gilfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife?
Just sounds so wrong. I can never get used to that.
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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #830 on: August 11, 2011, 11:24:30 pm »
And there you go, breaking hearts ;)

Anyway, I've noticed people in England referring to the word "partner" for a gilfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife?
Just sounds so wrong. I can never get used to that.


Nor me. Especially for people in their mid twenties.

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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #831 on: August 11, 2011, 11:25:50 pm »
I'm sure his 5 year contract on excessive wages will comfort him and keep him warm and cosy at night.
And seeing the best heading for the club he supports. Can only be joy for any Liverpool fan.
"Some listen to understand. Others listen to respond."
"A fool does not delight in understanding, but only in revealing his own mind."
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But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #832 on: August 11, 2011, 11:27:30 pm »
That's Coloccini mate.
Ha - his "partner"! ;D
"Some listen to understand. Others listen to respond."
"A fool does not delight in understanding, but only in revealing his own mind."
In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #833 on: August 11, 2011, 11:37:51 pm »
Nor me. Especially for people in their mid twenties.
"PC" and "corporate-speak", mate.
It's more of a feminine world these days. If you've got a good grasp of that "language", you can make things sound just a little more vague, less truthful and less "aggressive" than they really are.

I forgot to reply to someone's request, which was asked 2 days ago, so today I constructed an email and instead of apologising for my "late response", I resorted to switching that with "delayed response", implying that it was a deliberate delaying of said response.

Went right over their heads, that and there was no issue about it ;)
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"A fool does not delight in understanding, but only in revealing his own mind."
In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #834 on: August 11, 2011, 11:38:48 pm »
Anyway, I've noticed people in England referring to the word "partner" for a gilfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife?
Just sounds so wrong. I can never get used to that.
And that's exactly the reason why mate. On one hand us English can't be arsed fucking round the bush trying to establish who is accompanying someone one so partner just covers the lt. But on the other hand we're also the most polite people on earth unwilling to upset ..................well we live in modern Britain.
Anyway, Jose and Agger are gonna be great partners on the left of our defence.

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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #835 on: August 11, 2011, 11:41:23 pm »
This might have been posted, but here is the video of the "medical".  As you can guess, slightly awkward smiling is the result of the cameraman saying "give us a smile, Jose".   :D

http://youtu.be/DTTAy5uBacs




looks smug and arrogant. cool.
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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #836 on: August 11, 2011, 11:47:22 pm »
I forgot to reply to someone's request, which was asked 2 days ago, so today I constructed an email and instead of apologising for my "late response", I resorted to switching that with "delayed response", implying that it was a deliberate delaying of said response.

Went right over their heads, that and there was no issue about it ;)

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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #837 on: August 11, 2011, 11:47:55 pm »
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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #838 on: August 11, 2011, 11:49:43 pm »
Arbeloa scored 2 - Wigan and West Brom IIRC.

both goals very well taken, a striker would be proud of them
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Re: Jose Enrique Fee Agreed
« Reply #839 on: August 11, 2011, 11:49:49 pm »
looks smug and arrogant. cool.

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