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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24720 on: March 8, 2019, 08:16:22 pm »
Another big challenge for Pep after he made huge underdogs Manchester City one of the biggest teams in the world. Juventus are lucky that they're got someone with a track record of improving mid table fodder to league winners.
would be funny if he only ever won european cups with either messi or Ronaldo and none without either

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24721 on: March 8, 2019, 08:18:59 pm »
Blue Moon is truly in meltdown. First the UEFA investigation, then the FA/PL investigation and now Pep maybe joining Juve. What a sight ;D
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24722 on: March 8, 2019, 08:24:32 pm »
The good thing about Pip is that he only manages small teams with no money and builds sides gradually with a combination of clever scouting and smart signings, Juve truly are the underdogs of Italian football and its about time they had some success so hopefully he goes there

Maybe he just doesn't like the corruption Man City are involved in. A fresh start at Juventus is what he needs.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24723 on: March 8, 2019, 08:25:46 pm »
When does Pep's contract finish?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24724 on: March 8, 2019, 08:25:52 pm »
Maybe he just doesn't like the corruption Man City are involved in. A fresh start at Juventus is what he needs.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24725 on: March 8, 2019, 08:27:22 pm »
When does Pep's contract finish?
2021, originally it was 2019

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24726 on: March 8, 2019, 08:30:04 pm »
Guardiola is slowly morphing into Mourinho. He's becoming unbearable. An absolute c*nt who should not be in the conversation when it comes to the best managers in the game. He's achieved nothing. Managed arguably the best squad football has ever seen at Barcelona, won domestically at Bayern with little to no competition, and has a bottomless pit of cash at Man City.

Still stick by this. Absolute filth of an excuse for a human being.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24727 on: March 8, 2019, 08:31:11 pm »
I think they'll get the following punishment:-

For the league cups in 2013–14, 2015–16, 2017–18, 2018–19, they will be removed as winners and the cup will go to the eventual runners up.

For the Premier Leagues in 2013–14, 2017–18, they will be removed as winners and the cup will go to the eventual runners up.

For the FA Cup in 2010–11 and the Premier League in 2011–12, they should remain as the winners with the same runners up, as it was before the alleged financial irregularities.

Plus a five year ban from European competition.


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24728 on: March 8, 2019, 08:32:17 pm »
;D

The second part was equally as funny in fairness to King Brian!

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24729 on: March 8, 2019, 08:32:32 pm »

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24730 on: March 8, 2019, 08:33:09 pm »
Still stick by this. Absolute filth of an excuse for a human being.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24731 on: March 8, 2019, 08:33:48 pm »
They won't get punished harshly if at all, all the evidence of their corruption is long gone. And if there is any lingering stench, nothing a few hefty brown envelopes can't solve.

The second part was equally as funny in fairness to King Brian!

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24732 on: March 8, 2019, 08:37:36 pm »
I said earlier in the season that next season will definitely be Pep’s last there. He doesn’t stick around too long.

I also reckon City will definitely get a transfer ban after Chelsea did. The problem is that they will appeal it, which will buy them enough time to have another transfer window where they will stockpile players.

The UEFA investigation however will yield fuck all.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24733 on: March 8, 2019, 08:44:49 pm »
The second part was equally as funny in fairness to King Brian!

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24734 on: March 8, 2019, 08:44:56 pm »
I think they'll get the following punishment:-

For the league cups in 2013–14, 2015–16, 2017–18, 2018–19, they will be removed as winners and the cup will go to the eventual runners up.

For the Premier Leagues in 2013–14, 2017–18, they will be removed as winners and the cup will go to the eventual runners up.

For the FA Cup in 2010–11 and the Premier League in 2011–12, they should remain as the winners with the same runners up, as it was before the alleged financial irregularities.

Plus a five year ban from European competition.




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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24735 on: March 8, 2019, 08:47:00 pm »
Still stuck by it less than a month after you posted it? This Barney’s not for turning.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24736 on: March 8, 2019, 08:52:58 pm »
Luigi Guelpa, Il Giornale journalist:

"It is the news of the year: Pep Guardiola has already given his word to Juventus for the next 4 years. Allegri will leave, the Spaniard will be the new coach." [Radio CRC]

That will make them happy over at Blue Moon.. :lmao
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24737 on: March 8, 2019, 08:58:08 pm »
Guardiola is off to Italy? I'd say he must really miss those multivitamins that he used to chomp down on back in the day. Returning to the healthy, clean living lifestyle in Italy for him, and what a club to do it in.

After Juve, it's got to be PSG next surely.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24738 on: March 8, 2019, 08:58:09 pm »
Anyone with any fucking sense  has known for years that the level of commercial revenue and attendances has been fabricated. Disgrace it's taken this long but I won't hold my breath on any meaningful sanctions being imposed.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24739 on: March 8, 2019, 09:02:41 pm »
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24740 on: March 8, 2019, 09:23:28 pm »
Wondering if a poll was taken would you take winning the PL due to City been deducted points

What percentage would be yes v No


Personally No

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24741 on: March 8, 2019, 09:24:53 pm »
This story is probably nonsense....


But...

It is a local journalist with a record, and this is exactly the same thing that happened when he left Bayern....  so it wouldn’t be entirely surprising...

However, I can’t see city remaking him for his contract.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24742 on: March 8, 2019, 09:25:32 pm »
Wondering if a poll was taken would you take winning the PL due to City been deducted points

What percentage would be yes v No


Personally No

They’re not going to get deducted points  ;D

But yes, I think I’d like to finish 9 points behind them and then win it by a point after they had ten deducted. Just for the fewm.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24743 on: March 8, 2019, 09:26:19 pm »
I'd genuinely take them waltzing the CL with a 6-0 win in the final over Barcelona if it meant Pep fucked off to Juventus.


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24744 on: March 8, 2019, 09:26:58 pm »
Wondering if a poll was taken would you take winning the PL due to City been deducted points

What percentage would be yes v No


Personally No

Of course i'd take it. We did our best and assuming we come second this season, we didn't manage to beat the cheats...

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24745 on: March 8, 2019, 09:27:42 pm »
Wondering if a poll was taken would you take winning the PL due to City been deducted points

What percentage would be yes v No


Personally No

I think I'd enjoy that more to be honest

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24746 on: March 8, 2019, 09:42:58 pm »
I would hate to win the league from a points deduction like this or to lose it to cheats

This seems to be a great chance though to make an example of people doing it wrong and not just sweep it under the carpet with a half arsed fine they can easily afford




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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24747 on: March 8, 2019, 09:46:17 pm »
I would hate to win the league from a points deduction like this or to lose it to cheats

This seems to be a great chance though to make an example of people doing it wrong and not just sweep it under the carpet with a half arsed fine they can easily afford






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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24748 on: March 8, 2019, 09:56:44 pm »
Wondering if a poll was taken would you take winning the PL due to City been deducted points

What percentage would be yes v No


Personally No

Yes. They are a bunch of cheats.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24749 on: March 8, 2019, 09:56:47 pm »
doping absolutely kills sport, and these twats have ruined the competitiveness of our league.

Any future action is meaningless, city won’t be bothered- it’s easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.


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Re: General Manchester City thread
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24751 on: March 8, 2019, 10:03:13 pm »
Oh please let the Juve story be true. Pep leaving would be brilliant news for LFC.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24752 on: March 8, 2019, 10:29:43 pm »
doping absolutely kills sport, and these twats have ruined the competitiveness of our league.

Any future action is meaningless, city won’t be bothered- it’s easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.

I think with what seems like most of the other Premier League Clubs turning gangster towards them, they are going to have problems. You've got the top clubs like Liverpool, United, Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs who are struggling to keep pace despite huge investments themselves and you've got the lesser clubs who have worked hard to gain and keep Premier league status yet have to put up with being constantly embarrassed by this lot with ridiculous abnormal scorelines, must be completely demoralising. Its all through cheating, and the arrogance they've shown is also ridiculous - they've been taking the piss out of too many people.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24753 on: March 8, 2019, 10:29:46 pm »
Wondering if a poll was taken would you take winning the PL due to City been deducted points

What percentage would be yes v No


Personally No

I'd take it. They are cheats who fiddle everything, while the rest of us (bar Chelsea) do it on money we earn and in a few years everyone forgets anyway how it was awarded anyway. Most people forget or are even unaware about Inter being awarded the 07 Serie A title due to the point stripping of Juve and AC (I had to google it to get the year and clubs)
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24754 on: March 8, 2019, 10:35:28 pm »
Juventus got relegated too. Here's hoping.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24755 on: March 8, 2019, 10:36:15 pm »
So Pep is swapping from a team who should be docked league titles to one that was docked two league titles not so long ago. #ethics
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24756 on: March 8, 2019, 10:43:14 pm »
I think it's how cocky they came across in those leaked emails that got  everyones backs up.

They might be corrupt but one thing organisations like FIFA and UEFA dont like it's being made fools of and city have done that whilst laughing at them.

No idea what, if any, punishment they'll get but it's funny seeing their arrogant fans getting in a tizzy about it at blue moon headquarters.

The cherry on top being the Pep to Juve rumours that have emerged tonight.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24757 on: March 8, 2019, 10:47:12 pm »
If nothing else the Pep to Juve story will bring negative vibes into the city dressing room.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24758 on: March 8, 2019, 10:47:37 pm »
Oh please let the Juve story be true. Pep leaving would be brilliant news for LFC.
Potentially this season as much as next. Press conferences discussing his future would be most welcome.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #24759 on: March 8, 2019, 10:54:10 pm »
Wondering if a poll was taken would you take winning the PL due to City been deducted points

What percentage would be yes v No


Personally No
I couldn't give a fuck how we win it as long as we do, the only thing that will hit City will be a points deduction and a competition ban. They have so much money that even £1bn fine would be pocket change to their owner.

Deducted them 60 points and see if the c*nts can avoid rekegation. Fuck em
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