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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #240 on: April 20, 2011, 02:48:11 am »
I fucking love Natalie Portman.

Mmm Padme.

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #241 on: April 20, 2011, 02:51:29 am »
I fucking love Natalie Portman.

Mmm Padme.
ugh pad yourself, dirty herbert
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #242 on: April 20, 2011, 01:42:55 pm »
I fucking love Natalie Portman.

So does Hazell.

(Who funny enough now has profile listed as female hmmm)

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #243 on: April 20, 2011, 01:43:43 pm »
Portman? I wouldnt bang that moose with a hammer. Jeez.
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #244 on: April 20, 2011, 01:47:10 pm »
Portman? I wouldnt bang that moose with a hammer. Jeez.

Sounds like your type, though, HF.

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #245 on: April 20, 2011, 01:49:15 pm »
Portman? I wouldnt bang that moose with a hammer. Jeez.

One less in the queue then!

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #246 on: April 20, 2011, 01:50:25 pm »
Aye she does mate :)
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #247 on: April 20, 2011, 02:13:59 pm »

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #248 on: April 20, 2011, 02:29:31 pm »
My baby sister* Degrees in Japanese,Korean and Mandarin and soon to be sitting exams for English (she'll walk it)

Can't judge without Pics - smart and funny we'll take your word for...
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #249 on: April 20, 2011, 03:10:36 pm »
Can't judge without Pics - smart and funny we'll take your word for...

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #250 on: April 20, 2011, 03:32:01 pm »


What a Lady.
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #251 on: April 20, 2011, 10:07:56 pm »
What a Lady.

Not so sure about that.
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #253 on: April 21, 2011, 12:01:21 am »
Sofia Vergara.

Smart, because she did three years dentistry before deciding to concentrate on modelling.
Funny, because she's funny in Modern Family.
Beautiful, because....

The voice is intentionally grating on MF. However, I'm sure it's great for real. Especially when she cums.

And I know I quoted the wrong post, but I cant be arsed to find the right one.

 
« Last Edit: April 21, 2011, 01:43:57 am by King Richard IV »
Anyone else being strangely drawn to Dion Dublin's nipples?

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #255 on: April 21, 2011, 12:28:10 am »
Laura Whitmore

(not sure how to post picture without a horseload of size info coming up on the pic too) so if anyone could assist  :thumbup

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #256 on: April 21, 2011, 01:46:08 am »
Laura Whitmore

(not sure how to post picture without a horseload of size info coming up on the pic too) so if anyone could assist  :thumbup
img /img in square brackets on either side of the URL.
Anyone else being strangely drawn to Dion Dublin's nipples?

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #257 on: April 21, 2011, 01:54:44 am »
img /img in square brackets on either side of the URL.

thank you kindly  :thumbup

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #258 on: April 21, 2011, 01:58:36 am »
thank you kindly  :thumbup
yeah yeah yeah. Where are the pics?
Anyone else being strangely drawn to Dion Dublin's nipples?

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #259 on: April 21, 2011, 02:11:48 am »



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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #260 on: April 21, 2011, 02:32:50 am »



She looks like a Lacquered Lion in a Robert Z'Dar mask

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #261 on: April 21, 2011, 02:38:13 am »
She looks like a Lacquered Lion in a Robert Z'Dar mask

Classy, classy lady.

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #262 on: April 21, 2011, 04:45:49 am »
Susan has a degree in law.






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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #263 on: April 21, 2011, 08:13:20 am »
The voice is intentionally grating on MF. However, I'm sure it's great for real. Especially when she cums.
Thats how she sounds in real life, at least thats how she sounded when i seen her on the Ellen talkshow. But youre right, im sure she sounds great in the sack

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #264 on: April 23, 2011, 04:53:43 pm »
Gabby Logan looking fit on Final Score atm. MILF.

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #265 on: April 23, 2011, 07:19:04 pm »
Gabby Logan looking fit on Final Score atm. MILF.
That you Alan?
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #266 on: April 23, 2011, 09:53:50 pm »
That you Alan?
Is that actually true? Or just bullshit? Fair play to him if he did smash her!

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #267 on: April 24, 2011, 01:26:11 am »

What a Lady.

I've see nicer looking pussy mashed into tarmac.

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #268 on: April 24, 2011, 03:43:34 am »


I have to say that is a great gif
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #269 on: April 24, 2011, 03:44:06 am »
I'm now confused as to why I've posed the largest photograph of Julia Bradbury (or anybody) that ever existed...anyway...

EDIT:  Deleted the original.  But Julia Bradbury:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=julia+bradbury&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-gb:IE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7SNYK&prmd=ivnsofd&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=a46zTYifFJGx8QPQnpGWDA&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CBgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1259&bih=606&uss=1
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #270 on: April 24, 2011, 03:48:28 am »
I have to say that is a great gif

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #271 on: April 24, 2011, 09:42:02 am »
I'm now confused as to why I've posed the largest photograph of Julia Bradbury (or anybody) that ever existed...anyway...

EDIT:  Deleted the original.  But Julia Bradbury:


Yes please.


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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #272 on: April 24, 2011, 01:26:39 pm »
Gabby Logan looking fit on Final Score atm. MILF.

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #273 on: April 24, 2011, 01:50:25 pm »
audrey hepburn has always been very special.


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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #274 on: April 24, 2011, 05:17:00 pm »
audrey hepburn has always been very special.



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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #275 on: April 24, 2011, 05:53:41 pm »


What a Lady.
She's funny alright...in the head. She's also a complete munter to look at.

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #276 on: April 25, 2011, 10:33:24 pm »
audrey hepburn has always been very special.
Agreed.Very classy lady.

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #277 on: April 25, 2011, 10:42:40 pm »
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #278 on: April 25, 2011, 11:00:49 pm »
audrey hepburn has always been very special.


Isn't she dead?

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #279 on: April 25, 2011, 11:29:39 pm »
Mila Kunis (A.K.A Meg from Family Guy). Don't know how to get photos on here sadly but she fits the bill :lickin