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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #200 on: April 10, 2011, 02:36:45 am »
Dont think that would be a problem at her age, oh you said grid, never mind.

That made me laugh mate. Cheers :)
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #201 on: April 10, 2011, 02:39:46 am »


Smart and nice to look at in the morning .

She's the most patronising, uninterested, false interviewer I've ever seen, fucking can't STAND her.
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #202 on: April 10, 2011, 07:49:08 pm »
Tania Raymonde, was the smart dorky girl in Malcolm in the Middle, close enough to qualify her in here for me. :P



She also gave me a whole new respect for Jeff Goldblum.
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #203 on: April 10, 2011, 08:35:14 pm »
was it not hayden  pantierre ?

the smart dorky girl

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #204 on: April 10, 2011, 08:40:51 pm »
She's the most patronising, uninterested, false interviewer I've ever seen, fucking can't STAND her.

I'd love to bang her though :)
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #205 on: April 10, 2011, 08:51:33 pm »
was it not hayden  pantierre ?

the smart dorky girl
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #206 on: April 10, 2011, 08:55:13 pm »
was it not hayden  pantierre ?

the smart dorky girl
She was the next door neighbour who ran rings around the lads and was a bit of bitch.

Remember she came back from holiday sporting a huge pair of norks, reese was all over her
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #207 on: April 10, 2011, 08:57:25 pm »

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #208 on: April 10, 2011, 09:09:11 pm »
The man with a plan :D
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #209 on: April 11, 2011, 03:26:43 am »
Clemence Poesy



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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #210 on: April 12, 2011, 04:25:13 pm »
Just watching Countdown now and it reminded me of this thread...Rachel Riley (probably been posted a million times in here)



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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #211 on: April 12, 2011, 05:35:32 pm »
Just watching Countdown now and it reminded me of this thread...Rachel Riley (probably been posted a million times in here)

Yes, she's already been suggested. And shot down too, for the pretty major flaw of not being smart:

"Riley is a keen supporter of Manchester United"
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #212 on: April 13, 2011, 10:26:33 am »
Jo Joyner is smart, funny and gorgeous!



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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #213 on: April 13, 2011, 02:06:31 pm »
God theres some nice women in this world!
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #214 on: April 14, 2011, 12:04:43 pm »



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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #215 on: April 14, 2011, 12:31:30 pm »
Jo Joyner is smart, funny and gorgeous!



A real WOMAN!

who is she? Miss Piggy?! :D
You appear to hve mistaken 'the funny photo thread' for the 'pointless, pre-pubescent nonsensical not even porn but "look, look, it's a girl" thread'

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #216 on: April 14, 2011, 02:28:03 pm »
urgh what the fuck is wrong with her
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #218 on: April 14, 2011, 06:10:01 pm »
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #219 on: April 14, 2011, 06:10:30 pm »

She looks like a stormtrooper..........................
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #220 on: April 14, 2011, 06:14:04 pm »
She looks like a stormtrooper..........................
Noticed that.
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #221 on: April 14, 2011, 06:53:46 pm »
She looks like a stormtrooper..........................
Looks like someone in a gimp suit is hugging her from behind.

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #222 on: April 14, 2011, 07:10:45 pm »
Where the buggery fuck is Kate Middleton in this thread? Also Lauren Laverne

Kate Middleton's got hips like a bloke - very disturbing.
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #223 on: April 14, 2011, 07:15:27 pm »
Looks like someone in a gimp suit is hugging her from behind.
That's what I thought.
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #224 on: April 14, 2011, 07:30:54 pm »
Kate Middleton's got hips like a bloke - very disturbing.
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #225 on: April 14, 2011, 07:31:15 pm »
That's what I thought.
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #226 on: April 14, 2011, 09:00:12 pm »
Jo Joyner is smart, funny and gorgeous!



A real WOMAN!
This her mam?



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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #227 on: April 15, 2011, 12:43:53 am »
"Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter"

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #228 on: April 15, 2011, 01:37:43 am »
Looks more like her dad.
Think this is her dad

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #229 on: April 19, 2011, 12:46:25 pm »
Sofia Vergara.

Smart, because she did three years dentistry before deciding to concentrate on modelling.
Funny, because she's funny in Modern Family.
Beautiful, because....

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #230 on: April 19, 2011, 05:26:50 pm »
Shes hot until she opens her mouth

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #231 on: April 19, 2011, 05:28:50 pm »
Shes hot until she opens her mouth

This post makes you a loser. Not my decision mate, sorry. It's an official thing.

Her accent is gorgeous.

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« Reply #232 on: April 19, 2011, 05:34:36 pm »
This post makes you a loser. Not my decision mate, sorry. It's an official thing.

Her accent is gorgeous.
I cant stand it, really grates on me. Whiney screechy tone

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #233 on: April 19, 2011, 05:35:08 pm »
Jaime presley


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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #234 on: April 19, 2011, 05:40:19 pm »
Jaime presley



She was nearly on one of the United Airlines flights in 2001 but changed her mind cos she didn't like the departure time.

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #235 on: April 19, 2011, 05:46:47 pm »
She was nearly on one of the United Airlines flights in 2001 but changed her mind cos she didn't like the departure time.
:o woah. She was done on a DUI a while back. Heres the mugshot, seen worse


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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #236 on: April 19, 2011, 05:49:36 pm »
:o woah. She was done on a DUI a while back. Heres the mugshot, seen worse



9 days after she separated from her husband.

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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #237 on: April 20, 2011, 02:01:22 am »
You can make anyone look ugly through a mug shot. She looks alright there.
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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #238 on: April 20, 2011, 02:10:44 am »
She looks like she is made up entirely of straight lines. Weird.


Anyway, Natalie Portman. One of the best actresses of her generation, not afraid to take the piss out of herself and she went to Harvard



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Re: Funny, smart women who happen to be beautiful too....
« Reply #239 on: April 20, 2011, 02:25:35 am »
Shes hot until she opens her mouth
Depends why she is opening her mouth?
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