Author Topic: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa (Read 561365 times)

djphal · « **Reply #440 on:** November 16, 2006, 09:46:10 am »

cresent of crisps

Ordell · « **Reply #441 on:** November 16, 2006, 09:52:52 am »

Context: Alan trying to un-Americanise Tex at the BP garage.

Tex: I'll have a Dr.Pepper, put it on my tab!
Alan: I'll have a Ginsters from the fridge put it on my slate

Ordell · « **Reply #442 on:** November 16, 2006, 09:59:18 am »

"I love you,...

in way."

djphal · « **Reply #443 on:** November 16, 2006, 10:04:22 am »

I'll tell you an anecdote. In 1975 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded. I found myself in a rush for the one remaining seat with a tall, good-looking man with collar length hair. It was the seventies - Buckaroo. When I sat down I looked up and realised that it was none other than Peter Purvis who was at the height of his Blue Peter fame. He said "You jammy bastard," and I replied, quick as a flash "Don't be blue, Peter." Needless to say, I had the last laugh. Now fuck off!"

RedZen · « **Reply #444 on:** November 16, 2006, 10:08:01 am »

Get back in the lift Lyn!

Ordell · « **Reply #445 on:** November 16, 2006, 10:18:32 am »

You work in a petrol station Michael. It's not the Gulf War. Which ironically is like a large petrol station.

crownpaints · « **Reply #446 on:** November 16, 2006, 10:54:17 am »

That's David Copperfield, the American magician.

You know he claims to have made the Statue of Liberty disappear - but it's still there. Talking out of his arse.

RedZen · « **Reply #447 on:** November 16, 2006, 11:05:10 am »

I think in your case Michael it was Bravo Six Zero by Randy McNabb

Aye, Randy McKnob!

djphal · « **Reply #448 on:** November 16, 2006, 11:06:28 am »

use the sausage as a breakwater

RedZen · « **Reply #449 on:** November 16, 2006, 11:09:54 am »

Woah woah woah woah woah ...... That's English for stop a horse.

Fred Madison · « **Reply #450 on:** November 16, 2006, 11:24:50 am »

Seriously though Lyn, I wouldn't let you two fight - He would batter you.

djphal · « **Reply #451 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:29:16 pm »

Tex:I really wanted to see America's Strongest Man
Alan:‘Well now you've got Norfolk's Maddest Man!

kitster · « **Reply #452 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:34:29 pm »

Builder - 'Dont put your foot on there..'

Alan - 'I wasnt - i was just going to do a cockney walk.'

djphal · « **Reply #453 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:36:02 pm »

Right, dry skin cream. I'm having an attack of the old flakes again. This morning, my pillow looked like a flapjack

kitster · « **Reply #454 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:41:49 pm »

"It has been announced that Steve Coogan is working on a third series for I'm Alan Partridge. That is all we know at the moment, but we will let you know more when we have more info. "

from http://www.alanpartridge.cjb.net/

Rafas3leggedtable · « **Reply #455 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:43:32 pm »

sorry if this is somewhere in the middle of all these replies but I have just discovered this thread.

" 'Sunday Bloody Sunday'. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!".

fudge · « **Reply #456 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:54:28 pm »

Quote from: kitster on November 16, 2006, 12:41:49 pm

"It has been announced that Steve Coogan is working on a third series for I'm Alan Partridge. That is all we know at the moment, but we will let you know more when we have more info. "

from http://www.alanpartridge.cjb.net/

Now that has fucking made my day...

kitster · « **Reply #457 on:** November 16, 2006, 01:01:43 pm »

Quote from: fudge on November 16, 2006, 12:54:28 pm

Now that has fucking made my day...

Hope he involves Armando Iannucci again - Saxondale didn't really do much for me.

RedZen · « **Reply #458 on:** November 16, 2006, 01:13:41 pm »

Quote from: kitster on November 16, 2006, 01:01:43 pm

Hope he involves Armando Iannucci again - Saxondale didn't really do much for me.

Saxondale was class in his own little way.

kitster · « **Reply #459 on:** November 16, 2006, 01:22:57 pm »

Quote from: RedZen on November 16, 2006, 01:13:41 pm

Saxondale was class in his own little way.

Was really good - just not amazing, Partridge will be quoted for decades, Saxondale just didn't have enough memorable moments.

crownpaints · « **Reply #460 on:** November 16, 2006, 01:40:00 pm »

Quote from: kitster on November 16, 2006, 01:01:43 pm

Hope he involves Armando Iannucci again - Saxondale didn't really do much for me.

And Peter Baynham of course, the bloke Coogan describes as the funniest man he knows. Dunno how long we'll have to wait for a third series though, I've heard rumours that a film was in the pipeline for years.

Go on Steve, give us another series you SWINE.

fudge · « **Reply #461 on:** November 16, 2006, 01:53:53 pm »

Quote from: crownpaints on November 16, 2006, 01:40:00 pm

And Peter Baynham of course, the bloke Coogan describes as the funniest man he knows. Dunno how long we'll have to wait for a third series though, I've heard rumours that a film was in the pipeline for years.

Go on Steve, give us another series you SWINE.

thats the same chappy off fist of fun isn't it

fudge · « **Reply #462 on:** November 16, 2006, 01:54:31 pm »

Quote from: crownpaints on November 16, 2006, 01:40:00 pm

Go on Steve, give us another series you SWINE.

EAT MY CHEESE YOU MUTHA

crownpaints · « **Reply #463 on:** November 16, 2006, 02:05:23 pm »

Quote from: fudge on November 16, 2006, 01:53:53 pm

thats the same chappy off fist of fun isn't it

Aye, and he also co-write the new Borat film. He also pops up as the fella with a voice box in series one, the one who sounds like a Bond villan. Dr No.... Vocal Chords.

Now you're talking my language!

kitster · « **Reply #464 on:** November 16, 2006, 02:10:00 pm »

Quote from: crownpaints on November 16, 2006, 02:05:23 pm

Aye, and he also co-write the new Borat film. He also pops up as the fella with a voice box in series one, the one who sounds like a Bond villan. Dr No.... Vocal Chords.

Now you're talking my language!

Think he appears as 'Colin Poppshedd' in the Day Today - reading the days round up on the worlds Gayness.

'Hadrian's wall - thats definately gay.'

fudge · « **Reply #465 on:** November 16, 2006, 02:37:54 pm »

Quote from: crownpaints on November 16, 2006, 02:05:23 pm

Now you're talking my language!

I hope not

djphal · « **Reply #466 on:** November 16, 2006, 02:46:14 pm »

Quote from: crownpaints on November 16, 2006, 01:40:00 pm

And Peter Baynham of course, the bloke Coogan describes as the funniest man he knows. Dunno how long we'll have to wait for a third series though, I've heard rumours that a film was in the pipeline for years.

Go on Steve, give us another series you SWINE.

yeah give us another series ya shit!

-Gianni- · « **Reply #467 on:** November 16, 2006, 08:32:45 pm »

Quote from: crownpaints on November 16, 2006, 10:54:17 am

That's David Copperfield, the American magician.

You know he claims to have made the Statue of Liberty disappear - but it's still there. Talking out of his arse.

jaygraham · « **Reply #468 on:** November 16, 2006, 09:20:13 pm »

AP "I bet i've got more friends than you have cows. How many cows have you got?
Farmer " I don't know 100 cows.
AP "WELL.....i've got 104 friends!"

Fred Madison · « **Reply #469 on:** November 16, 2006, 09:26:03 pm »

The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down.

kitster · « **Reply #470 on:** November 16, 2006, 09:27:22 pm »

'Stop getting Bond wrong!'

Fred Madison · « **Reply #471 on:** November 16, 2006, 09:27:24 pm »

He doesn't say 'the name's Bond... Jones The Bond... Double O Seevenn'.

kitster · « **Reply #472 on:** November 16, 2006, 09:31:25 pm »

'She'll turn up, one way or the other'

'This isn't silent witness Michael..'

Fred Madison · « **Reply #473 on:** November 16, 2006, 09:35:14 pm »

'Now, your program - What's the big OIDEA?'

kitster · « **Reply #474 on:** November 16, 2006, 09:40:25 pm »

'Why are you always going on about Benjamin Netenyahu Lynn, you're never going to meet him.'

Fred Madison · « **Reply #475 on:** November 16, 2006, 09:46:41 pm »

'Fernando, you're 22 years old, and you're spending your saturday afternoon in bed with a girl - you're wastin' your life.'

Fred Madison · « **Reply #476 on:** November 16, 2006, 09:48:06 pm »

'Well, first I was mortified. Then, you were born and er... we grew to like you.'

kitster · « **Reply #477 on:** November 16, 2006, 09:50:28 pm »

'Brilliant man, He had a second-class honours degree in Media Studies from Loughborough University, What a waste.'

jaygraham · « **Reply #478 on:** November 16, 2006, 10:04:29 pm »

"So then Alan, are you getting off here or are you going to be going all the way with me?"

Alan: "This country..!"

Fred Madison · « **Reply #479 on:** November 16, 2006, 10:34:54 pm »

Seriously though, do give me a call.