Author Topic: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa (Read 563171 times)

Matt S · « **Reply #400 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:15:02 pm »

NOA ALAN YOU c*nt!

Party Phil · « **Reply #401 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:18:53 pm »

talkveryfast,shecan'tunderstand

Matt S · « **Reply #402 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:21:59 pm »

icansendherintonorwichonanerrond

djphal · « **Reply #403 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:19:37 pm »

Quote from: Matt S on November 10, 2006, 01:21:59 pm

icansendherintonorwichonanerrond

HAHA jurrasic park

Party Phil · « **Reply #404 on:** November 10, 2006, 04:46:33 pm »

Phwoar, I'd love to have it off with her! Grrrr, sex

Fred Madison · « **Reply #405 on:** November 10, 2006, 04:51:52 pm »

You work in a petrol station Michael. It's not the Gulf War. Which ironically is like a large petrol station.

Fred Madison · « **Reply #406 on:** November 10, 2006, 04:59:40 pm »

Steve Coogan is brilliant btw.

kitster · « **Reply #407 on:** November 10, 2006, 04:59:50 pm »

Alright Tex, come on in, were having a Ho-down, i'm Down, b-bb but i'm not a ho.

djphal · « **Reply #408 on:** November 10, 2006, 05:02:31 pm »

cabbages cabbages dont like cabbages

kitster · « **Reply #409 on:** November 10, 2006, 05:06:35 pm »

I'd have to say...........the best of the Beatles.

Fred Madison · « **Reply #410 on:** November 10, 2006, 05:08:32 pm »

What about the one scene where he has to take his girlfriend to 'Bono's house'...

'How's The Edge?'
'And how's ... erm ... the drummer?'

kitster · « **Reply #411 on:** November 10, 2006, 05:23:46 pm »

Henry the Eigth over there - He was a shit.

Colonel Mustard, In the Kitchen, with a lead pipe. Battered.

white pony · « **Reply #412 on:** November 10, 2006, 05:37:24 pm »

do you mind if i talk to keep the wolf from the door so to speak?

crownpaints · « **Reply #413 on:** November 10, 2006, 06:54:34 pm »

Quote from: Matt S on November 10, 2006, 01:21:59 pm

icansendherintonorwichonanerrond

Problemsolved.

djphal · « **Reply #414 on:** November 10, 2006, 06:57:55 pm »

Kommen Sie bitte, und listen to Kraftwerk

Fred Madison · « **Reply #415 on:** November 10, 2006, 08:41:17 pm »

Kiss my face!

Fred Madison · « **Reply #416 on:** November 10, 2006, 08:41:35 pm »

That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song.

djphal · « **Reply #417 on:** November 10, 2006, 08:58:06 pm »

DIS IS DE AUTOBARN

Matt S · « **Reply #418 on:** November 10, 2006, 11:41:19 pm »

COCK PISS PARTRIDGE which is illegal. I'm technically driving round in obscene publication.

Sometimes its difficult to understand the geordie..er..people.

Fred Madison · « **Reply #419 on:** November 14, 2006, 08:26:59 pm »

'Bangkok Chickboys.'

Fred Madison · « **Reply #420 on:** November 14, 2006, 08:28:28 pm »

This is Lynn. Lynn, close your mouth.

Fred Madison · « **Reply #421 on:** November 14, 2006, 08:28:56 pm »

You look awful cheery on the first anniversary of your mother's death.

Roberts LFC · « **Reply #422 on:** November 14, 2006, 08:29:05 pm »

SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER!!!

Fred Madison · « **Reply #423 on:** November 14, 2006, 08:29:44 pm »

Between you and me I do things with her that I'd never have done with my wife Carol. Occasionally I dost venture south, and when I do it's like a breath of fresh air.

Fred Madison · « **Reply #424 on:** November 14, 2006, 08:30:15 pm »

That was classic intercourse!

Fred Madison · « **Reply #425 on:** November 14, 2006, 08:32:43 pm »

No offence Lynn but technically, your life isn't worth insuring.

Fred Madison · « **Reply #426 on:** November 14, 2006, 08:33:46 pm »

When you hire me you don't just get some guy in a cheap suit who used to be on the telly...well you do - but you also get The Voice.

Fred Madison · « **Reply #427 on:** November 14, 2006, 08:35:17 pm »

Der's mor to Oireland than dis.

Fred Madison · « **Reply #428 on:** November 14, 2006, 08:49:31 pm »

FUCK ME.
I just discovered I can't play my Alan Partridge-episodes anymore. Downloaded 'em via BitTorrent, and Real player can't find the software anymore to play them. Or something.

COCK PISS PARTRIDGE

The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society · « **Reply #429 on:** November 14, 2006, 08:53:20 pm »

Quote from: Fred Madison on November 14, 2006, 08:49:31 pm

FUCK ME.
I just discovered I can't play my Alan Partridge-episodes anymore. Downloaded 'em via BitTorrent, and Real player can't find the software anymore to play them. Or something.

COCOK PIASS BAB~~PAR~~TRIDGE

james791 · « **Reply #430 on:** November 14, 2006, 08:56:50 pm »

"Ruddy Hell, its Soft Cell."

Fred Madison · « **Reply #431 on:** November 14, 2006, 08:58:26 pm »

Who's this beautiful young blonde man?

It's Annie Lennox!

Brigor Cheyaore · « **Reply #432 on:** November 15, 2006, 05:11:56 am »

Quote from: Fred Madison on November 14, 2006, 08:49:31 pm

FUCK ME.
I just discovered I can't play my Alan Partridge-episodes anymore. Downloaded 'em via BitTorrent, and Real player can't find the software anymore to play them. Or something.

COCK PISS PARTRIDGE

Try playing it with VLC player

djphal · « **Reply #433 on:** November 15, 2006, 09:34:37 am »

lynne ive pierced my foot on a spike

Fred Madison · « **Reply #434 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:01:31 am »

Quote from: Brigor Cheyaore on November 15, 2006, 05:11:56 am

Try playing it with VLC player

Thanks mate, it works!!!!!

Fred Madison · « **Reply #435 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:03:12 am »

Join us, on tonight's hot topic: 'Who is the best lord?' Is it 'Lord of the rings, the dance or the flies?'

Fred Madison · « **Reply #436 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:23:29 am »

Don't smile, you've broken your neck!

djphal · « **Reply #437 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:35:37 am »

CRASH.................BANG......................WHALLOP!!!!!...........................WHAT A VIDEO

Ben_JP · « **Reply #438 on:** November 15, 2006, 04:35:43 pm »

"I'll take the house"
"Are you going to make an offer?"
"Ooh, yes, of course. How much is it?"
"It's on at £325,000"
"Ooo...ahhhh...will you take three hundred and...twenty...four?"

Fred Madison · « **Reply #439 on:** November 15, 2006, 10:47:10 pm »

- How's your geordie mate?

Who? Ah ... He talks to other men. He likes American stuff now.