Author Topic: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa (Read 566591 times)

Fred Madison · « **Reply #560 on:** December 11, 2006, 12:41:02 pm »

Needless to say, I had the last laugh.

BlahBlah · « **Reply #561 on:** December 11, 2006, 02:47:54 pm »

Keep it.... keep it.....

You could always get me something of equivalent value...

pboyham · « **Reply #562 on:** December 11, 2006, 09:22:48 pm »

"i stand corrected, said the man in the orthepedic shoe"-alan partridge makes me cry with laughter

crownpaints · « **Reply #563 on:** December 11, 2006, 09:59:57 pm »

I tell you, if a bomb went off in here the whole of society would grind to a halt. In Norwich. For a bit.

djphal · « **Reply #564 on:** December 11, 2006, 10:26:47 pm »

If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there’s a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife, who’s also your brother!!!

themule · « **Reply #565 on:** December 11, 2006, 11:31:18 pm »

"Stop rubbing yer fanny on me!"

djphal · « **Reply #566 on:** December 11, 2006, 11:37:10 pm »

very malty

Fred Madison · « **Reply #567 on:** December 12, 2006, 08:10:53 am »

Well done, Lynn. Now, before we get up, I’m just going to warn you, I have popped out again. It’s in no way connected with our proximity, so just don’t turn round.

Fred Madison · « **Reply #568 on:** December 12, 2006, 08:11:40 am »

Lynn’s a good worker, but, I suppose she’s a bit like Burt Reynolds. Very reliable, but she’s got a moustache.

Fred Madison · « **Reply #569 on:** December 12, 2006, 08:13:30 am »

There’s a lovely phrase in it which says, "Boating appeals to both friends and family alike". Lovely phrase, very simple, very moving.

Fred Madison · « **Reply #570 on:** December 12, 2006, 08:14:30 am »

Just some notes I made last night, for a laugh. I was drunk, you know. Yeah, I mean, I woke up this morning asleep on the sink, just like this. I’d been asleep for eight hours like that.
Got up, walked downstairs, straight downstairs. Had breakfast, didn’t even wash my hands. ‘Cause I’m a bloody bloke!

Fred Madison · « **Reply #571 on:** December 12, 2006, 08:15:44 am »

"With a mere ninety break-horse-power available, progress is too leisurely to be called fast, but on the motorway in fifth gear the Megane’s slow pace really becomes a pain. Uphill runs become power-sappingly mundane, while overtaking National Express coaches can become a long, drawn-out affair." Not my words, Carol. The words of Top Gear magazine.

Fred Madison · « **Reply #572 on:** December 12, 2006, 10:24:45 am »

Don’t sing, Susan! It sounds bad. Just stick to your smile. It’s a lovely smile. You know, you could work on the Titanic. You could say, "I’m terribly sorry, we’ve run out of lifejackets." And people wouldn’t mind. They’d say, "thank you for the information, I’ll take my chances. Can I get a coffee?" Presumably the buffet’s a bit of a free-for-all. Does the rule about women and children first –

Matt S · « **Reply #573 on:** December 12, 2006, 11:05:32 am »

ive got cheese, this is cheese!

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #574 on:** December 12, 2006, 11:49:22 am »

I'd like to have it off with her. Ooooh sex

Father Ted · « **Reply #575 on:** December 12, 2006, 12:25:38 pm »

One flush and it's gone...peace of mind I'm sure if you have elderly relatives onboard.

Fred Madison · « **Reply #576 on:** December 12, 2006, 01:33:43 pm »

This country!

Father Ted · « **Reply #577 on:** December 12, 2006, 01:38:38 pm »

Yeah, well your a rotten shit too. Get your coat.

RedZen · « **Reply #578 on:** December 12, 2006, 01:42:31 pm »

You people.

Father Ted · « **Reply #579 on:** December 12, 2006, 01:45:54 pm »

I have to say you look a little catatonic there Alan.

Is that a good thing?

Err, no not if you're a radio DJ.

Filler. · « **Reply #580 on:** December 12, 2006, 03:32:47 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on March 21, 2006, 01:43:49 pm

Talking to the 2 Irish guys about the Potato famine.

At the end of the day, they will pay the price for being a fussy eater. If they could afford to emigrate, they could afford to eat at a modest restaurant."

Quote from: Fat Tony on March 21, 2006, 05:42:29 pm

I think people have a negative view of Irishmen to be honest. You know Guiness, toothless simpletons, women with eyebrows on their cheeks... Yes you do get that but theres more to Ireland than this.

Good slogan for the tourist board... DERS MOIR TO IRELAND DIN DIS!

all in this clip...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4eCklWm39s&NR

Fred Madison · « **Reply #581 on:** December 12, 2006, 07:34:55 pm »

I wouldn’t be surprised if she went into the kitchen, opened her chest up, stuck in a screwdriver and turned her smile up. It’s a nice chest, but… full of wires.

Ordell · « **Reply #582 on:** December 12, 2006, 07:38:37 pm »

You could talk the hind legs off a donkey - though your donkeys are probably born without hind legs because of all the rubbish you put in their food.

Ordell · « **Reply #583 on:** December 12, 2006, 07:40:10 pm »

The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!

Fred Madison · « **Reply #584 on:** December 19, 2006, 08:49:00 am »

I'd like to call it ... 'the Cinnamons.'

djphal · « **Reply #585 on:** December 19, 2006, 09:32:41 am »

id love to have an airbag go off in my face it would be...... impact bang booosh! boooosh!

crownpaints · « **Reply #586 on:** December 19, 2006, 03:40:21 pm »

Chill out babe, love, Lynn... the last one.

kitster · « **Reply #587 on:** December 19, 2006, 03:44:51 pm »

'Its called Cholesterol - Scottish people eat it'

Fred Madison · « **Reply #588 on:** December 19, 2006, 03:45:49 pm »

Quote from: kitster on December 19, 2006, 03:44:51 pm

'Its called Cholesterol - Scottish people eat it'

Few of them make 60.

djphal · « **Reply #589 on:** December 19, 2006, 03:47:21 pm »

your laughing at weather!

Rob Jones Maybe? · « **Reply #590 on:** December 19, 2006, 07:32:18 pm »

15 pages and this is still going? RAWK will be getting sued for copyright infringement at this rate.

Matt S · « **Reply #591 on:** December 19, 2006, 07:36:48 pm »

Quote from: Rob Jones Maybe? on December 19, 2006, 07:32:18 pm

15 pages and this is still going? RAWK will be getting sued for copyright infringement at this rate.

I dont remember that one? which episode?

Fred Madison · « **Reply #592 on:** December 19, 2006, 07:37:56 pm »

Quote from: Rob Jones Maybe? on December 19, 2006, 07:32:18 pm

15 pages and this is still going? RAWK will be getting sued for copyright infringement at this rate.

Smell my cheese, you mother!

themule · « **Reply #593 on:** December 19, 2006, 11:19:31 pm »

Quote from: Fred Madison on December 19, 2006, 07:37:56 pm

Smell my cheese, you mother!

That always make me laugh whether I watch it or read it

"Yeah, give me a new series you shit"

Fred Madison · « **Reply #594 on:** December 19, 2006, 11:24:08 pm »

How - would - you - like - to - be disposed off ... when you're DEAD?

crownpaints · « **Reply #595 on:** December 20, 2006, 12:54:30 am »

Quote from: Rob Jones Maybe? on December 19, 2006, 07:32:18 pm

15 pages and this is still going? RAWK will be getting sued for copyright infringement at this rate.

Oh you ignorant c

Fred Madison · « **Reply #596 on:** December 20, 2006, 08:04:25 am »

'E-MAIL...OF...THE...WEEK.'

Ordell · « **Reply #597 on:** December 20, 2006, 08:52:18 am »

Crash! Bang! Wallop! What a video... I drive a car - but not like this!

Fred Madison · « **Reply #598 on:** December 20, 2006, 09:05:55 am »

Quote from: Ordell on December 20, 2006, 08:52:18 am

Crash! Bang! Wallop! What a video... I drive a car - but not like this!

Let's see how they drive cars ... in AMERICA.

Fitzy. · « **Reply #599 on:** December 20, 2006, 09:09:47 am »

AP: "The problem with you Americans is that you haven't got a sophisticated sense of humour...Have you ever heard of Robin's Nest?"

American kid: "No"

AP: "Exactly!"