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The X Factor 2010
« on: August 17, 2010, 12:37:22 pm »
Starts this Saturday at 7.30pm on ITV1. I suppose the only added bonus is getting to see the likes of Perry, Scherzinger, Imbruglia and Lott as guest judges. The less said about Geri Halliwell the better.

None of you will be watching of course. :P

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2010, 01:19:43 pm »
Ill be watching! Laughing at how pityful and deluded some people in this country are! This shows before the live show are always the funniest!

Wonder how many sob stories there will be this year?
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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2010, 01:21:03 pm »
I'll be watching most of them, it's must-see tv before the live shows then they're decent enough entertainment. As ever, this thread is gonna be more amusing than the actual program!
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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2010, 01:42:27 pm »


None of you will be watching of course. :P

I can guarantee it.

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2010, 02:23:59 pm »
I'll watch it and hate myself for doing so!

The presence of Ms Imbruglia is reason enough

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2010, 02:30:34 pm »
best bit is the wankers who apply

once the auditions are over and the obsessed arrogant fuckers get on the live show its shite

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2010, 02:44:25 pm »
I always wonder where they find these deluded people from. The ones that actually think they have a talent so good, that they sing in public infront of Millions on TV.

Then I realised that I work with one these talentless delusionals.

This guy has a history of singing at presentations at work. It was the first time I saw him in action. This is him last week, singing for his manager who is off to SA to get married:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWsyM84EU3k

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2010, 02:53:45 pm »
I always wonder where they find these deluded people from. The ones that actually think they have a talent so good, that they sing in public infront of Millions on TV.

Then I realised that I work with one these talentless delusionals.

This guy has a history of singing at presentations at work. It was the first time I saw him in action. This is him last week, singing for his manager who is off to SA to get married:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWsyM84EU3k

thats horribly cringey and i dont even know the guy

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2010, 03:28:55 pm »
GREAT !!! more SHITE on the tv
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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2010, 03:31:48 pm »
i dont even know the guy

See that as a blessing!

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2010, 03:50:32 pm »
See that as a blessing!

I get the feeling she will be buried under his patio within 18 months

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2010, 08:55:04 pm »
Have any of last year's mob actually released any music ?

Bar of course the hugely talented Jedward
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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2010, 09:12:30 pm »
 
Conveniently, Olly Murs' album has just been released. Standard drivel.

Although undoubtedly I shall be claiming that the new crop (from the judges' houses onwards) are the best ever, and after 2 bottles of red, at some point, I'll have a favourite - like Joe last year - ploughing through youtube at 2am listening to every song they did from audition onwards.

Only for the next year to be slating them. Again.
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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2010, 02:40:19 am »
Katy Perry is on a show or two I think, covering for Dannii while she was pregnant. So at least there's some wank material for me.
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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2010, 06:09:49 pm »
Poor old Chezza collapsed from Malaria during the taping of tonights show. Apparently it will be shown on TV

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2010, 06:11:52 pm »
Poor old Chezza collapsed from Malaria during the taping of tonights show. Apparently it will be shown on TV

I wish I could be with her right now, wiping the sweat from her feverish little forehead, and whispering in a lovingly way "its ok Cheryl, Billy is here for you"

You're such a fucking weirdo...


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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2010, 06:18:04 pm »
Conveniently, Olly Murs' album has just been released. Standard drivel.

Although undoubtedly I shall be claiming that the new crop (from the judges' houses onwards) are the best ever, and after 2 bottles of red, at some point, I'll have a favourite - like Joe last year - ploughing through youtube at 2am listening to every song they did from audition onwards.

Only for the next year to be slating them. Again.

Have you ever considered suicide?

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2010, 07:09:20 pm »
Have you ever considered suicide?

;D

I'll be watching no doubt - the auditions anyway.
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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2010, 07:30:22 pm »
Wonder if that fat disgrace will be on again this year? The one whos had about 4 trys already.

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2010, 07:30:44 pm »
Going to be a sad bastard.

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2010, 07:31:10 pm »
Well, it's on. And already a line to savour.

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2010, 07:32:09 pm »
I hate this fucking wank. Sick to death of it year after year. But seeing as I am having a night in, I shall see which fuck ups can help me feel better about myself.

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2010, 07:35:53 pm »
Which poor Irish boy will Louis Walsh undress with eyes this year during the auditions...?

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2010, 07:36:25 pm »
The Only Gay In The Village.

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2010, 07:37:09 pm »
No way is he married.
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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2010, 07:37:15 pm »
The only thing thats missing from this blokes life is a big fat cock up his arse.
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Re: The X Factor 2010
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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2010, 07:38:02 pm »
Isn't Steve hunter that lad from lfc tv?    :-X

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2010, 07:38:19 pm »
He's gonna cry.

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2010, 07:39:23 pm »
Wonder how many sob stories there will be this year?

Friend of a friend has auditioned this year and got very far.  She said they were all put on stage at Boot Camp and each had to step forward and say why they were there but were told as a group by Cowell at the start that he is not interested in any sob stories and not to use one as a reason.

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2010, 07:39:36 pm »
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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2010, 07:41:01 pm »
My brothers birds little cousin has been told shes through already(about 6 months ago) even before auditioning

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #32 on: August 21, 2010, 07:42:26 pm »
Starting as we mean to go on then with utter shite going through.
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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #33 on: August 21, 2010, 07:46:10 pm »
Already i want to punch Geri Halliwell in her ugly mug.
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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #34 on: August 21, 2010, 07:47:44 pm »
Never ceases to amaze me quite how deluded people are.
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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #35 on: August 21, 2010, 07:48:29 pm »
"I was looking for the next Justin Bieber"

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #36 on: August 21, 2010, 07:48:32 pm »
LOL

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #37 on: August 21, 2010, 07:49:31 pm »
That Dermot gets more annoying as the years go by.

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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #38 on: August 21, 2010, 07:49:36 pm »
This bird was a 'one to watch' in a paper the other day.
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Re: The X Factor 2010
« Reply #39 on: August 21, 2010, 07:50:40 pm »
"Gamu, it's 4 yesses"
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