Hassinator's "on the team".
A young man with a lot of potential, he could prove one of our greatest ever signings. Etc etc.
I think, though, that we could do our own virals quite easily. We've talked about this before but here's an example of a rough-n-ready one I did in 2006 for the World Cup to promote a t-shirt site.
When we first released the finished version, we got a massive spike of visitors to the site it promoted. Can't remember the numbers, but it was a tidal wave of visitors after normal good sized breakers on to the pixelgoals shore.
If we did the Liverpool European Cup Final goals over the years and tagged it "Reckon you'll ever see the like again?" Then flash up the url to the website.