And yes - there's little point denying it. There are quite apparent parallels between their relationship and myself and Karren Brady.
The term 'Dirty Dancing' doesn't come close to describing Brady's dancefloor technique, though. She's a mucky fucking mare.
She danced into my office a few weeks back like Tom Cruise out of 'Risky Business' - wearing only socks, shades and a West Ham shirt.
I gotta say though - I don't remember the Cruiser fudding himself off with a tennis racket as he slid into the room in the film.
It's just the way she rolls, though. As she said to me, "Sam, my fanny is like a cup of winter broth - I like it warm & filled to the brim".