hehe, one of my mates BE connection has been dropping like crazy the last 2 weeks so he phoned them up, got some Indian chap on the line who clearly was lifted straight form Fonejacker, not the "ings" indian guy thought, the "Doovde" guy
"Can I have your BIT number"
"Sorry, my BIT number "
"Yes sir, the BIT number"
"I don't know what a BIT number is"
"You're BIT number for your telephone Sir"
"My BT number?"
"Yes Sir, you're BIT number"