Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Martin Skrtel once and he will punch you in the face.
Martin Skrtel doesn't churn butter. He kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Martin Skrtel once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he pooped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Martin Skrtel is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Martin Skrtel.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Martin Skrtel allows to live.
Martin Skrtel can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Martin Skrtel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Martin Skrtel once walked into a building. Its now called The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
And finally, Martin Skrtel CAN touch MC Hammer.