Hmmm.
I don't really get this modern day habit we've got into of having to lampoon people. Until last week it was our manager, this week it has to be theirs.
Facts:
1. Fergie's a fantastic manager, one of the finest the game's ever seen.
2. Fergie's a great character.
3. Fergie actually understands British footballing culture and always reaffirmed the importance of the "North-West Derby" (and L.F.C's pre-eminent position in Britain's footballing culture) at a time when Sky/southern based hacks and the media were ready to bury our club under a hyped up exaggeration of Chelsea and Arsenal's neo-victories.
4. Fergie's generally fairly gracious in victory and generous in defeat, which is more than you can say for the Arsene bloke down the motorway.
5. Fergie's refusal to talk to Sky wasn't about the scheduling, and, to be fair, even if it was it would be great for more of our managers to have the balls to stand up to those greedy, fixture-snatching fucking tits.
6. Shankly would've loved Fergie, and, if was our manager, you would too.
7. You'll miss Fergie.
Just facts.
Sorry but those are all opinions, not facts... here are my opinions:
1. Ferguson is a very good manager, but given the resources at his disposal he's massively underachieved in Europe.
2. Ferguson is a graceless c*nt.
3. Ferguson couldn't give a fuck about "British footballing culture" - his teams cheating, belligerent, ref-baiting behaviour is endorsed if not encouraged by him. I didn't realise he thought we were "pre-eminent"... I thought his greatest desire was to "knock us off our fucking perch..."
4. Ferguson is patronising in victory or defeat when it's a lucky win by a lesser team. Besides it's difficult to say when the petulant fucker only gives interviews to MUTV...
5. See above...
6. Would he?... maybe, maybe not... personally I can't stand him and that would be the same if he was our manager.
7. No I won't. The day he goes will be a blessing for football in this country.
and one question...
8. Who the fuck is "Fergie..."