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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25000 on: December 17, 2019, 04:14:54 pm »
I find people that go onto that Victoria Derbyshire show in general to be a bunch of c*nts. Only time I ever hear about it is someone being a knob.
One of the images on that article you can clearly see from the drivers eye line he won't have been able to see that the car is there.

The only thing I would have a go at the driver for is that he hasn't been checking his blindspot mirror (you can see it upper left on the windscreen) but it easy to get into the habit of not looking when you are just cruising along.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25001 on: December 17, 2019, 04:17:40 pm »
i dont drive trucks and never will

but one sign stuck out with me on the front of a truck once "if you cant see me i cant see you"

you have to give them some lee way when they are driving one. whos to say that driver didnt pull out infront of him when he shouldnt have

careless driving from the truckie, yes, hard to argue that but yet i can understand why it possibly happened
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25002 on: December 17, 2019, 04:32:47 pm »
i dont drive trucks and never will

but one sign stuck out with me on the front of a truck once "if you cant see me i cant see you"

you have to give them some lee way when they are driving one. whos to say that driver didnt pull out infront of him when he shouldnt have

careless driving from the truckie, yes, hard to argue that but yet i can understand why it possibly happened

The usual way is that the car comes up alongside the truck then pulls into the lane in front of it, without realising the truck hasn't seen him, car then spins and goes across the front of the truck, driver feels a slight bump, which you think nothing of as it'll feel no worse than hitting a pothole and then 13ltrs of engine kicking out 450BHP and 2500nm of torque merrily carries on its way, our kid has actually seen 7 people die in that kind of accident, a woman in a Fiesta was killed as it rolled, the fella in the BMW Z3 convertible was just squashed flat under the trailer wheels, but the worst was a Peugeot 307 as that cartwheeled and the kids came flying out of the windows, the parents died inside the car.

One of the drivers at our kids place was being backed down an entry into a yard, the fella guiding him wasn't paying attention, too busy on his phone, so didn't notice the trailer hit a brand new Mercedes that was parked up - driver didn't feel it and pushed it 42ft before soft bollocks on the phone noticed - car was a total loss.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25003 on: December 17, 2019, 04:35:13 pm »
jesus thats a grim post
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25004 on: December 17, 2019, 04:49:01 pm »
Yeah I’ve seen quite a few videos of that happening so it’s obviously something which is easily done.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25005 on: December 17, 2019, 05:01:04 pm »
You get some right numptys

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25006 on: December 17, 2019, 05:10:17 pm »
Lorry pushing car, driver didn't notice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXhSAtaY9zw

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25007 on: December 17, 2019, 07:04:43 pm »
All these charity adverts on the radio lately.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25008 on: December 17, 2019, 08:13:31 pm »
I would take the lift to the 5th floor    :)

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25009 on: December 17, 2019, 09:51:30 pm »
Secret Santa at work. Never done it before but thought I'd give it a try this year. Got such a shit gift, one of the Lynx Africa sets that costs £4 from B&M, even though the limit was set at £10. Proper mingebag whoever got me that. First and last time.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25010 on: December 17, 2019, 09:58:57 pm »
Prob a regift too!

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25011 on: December 17, 2019, 10:02:01 pm »
Secret Santa at work. Never done it before but thought I'd give it a try this year. Got such a shit gift, one of the Lynx Africa sets that costs £4 from B&M, even though the limit was set at £10. Proper mingebag whoever got me that. First and last time.

And JLingz advertising it on Sky tonight!

I preferred the ones with the scantily clad lovely girls.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25012 on: December 17, 2019, 11:12:59 pm »
If your moral compass is Piers Moron then I ask you to think whether someone who oversaw illegal phone hacking and published fake pictures depicting War Crimes is an appropriate person to look up to. In fact, I'd suggest you're a bit of a c*nt.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25013 on: December 18, 2019, 12:03:27 am »
Deacon Blue - absolute shite band of shiteness.

'Real Gone Kid' - urgghh.. And 'Dignity' - Fucks sake.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25014 on: December 18, 2019, 12:15:47 am »
Lorry pushing car, driver didn't notice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXhSAtaY9zw
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25015 on: December 18, 2019, 06:28:19 am »
My brother has been out and bought himself something which I have got him for a christmas present.

Who buys themselves stuff a week before christmas.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25016 on: December 18, 2019, 08:16:57 am »
My brother has been out and bought himself something which I have got him for a christmas present.

Who buys themselves stuff a week before christmas.

Annoying that.

Its my birthday on the 11th, I never know what I want so I always get cash these days. Then I usually can't spend it until after Christmas in case I buy something in duplicate.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25017 on: December 18, 2019, 09:44:09 am »
Does anyone know any TV programmes that doesnt have Romesh Ranganathan in it?
I cant seem to find a channel he isnt on.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25018 on: December 18, 2019, 10:07:48 am »
Does anyone know any TV programmes that doesnt have Romesh Ranganathan in it?
I cant seem to find a channel he isnt on.

The funny ones.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25019 on: December 18, 2019, 10:09:57 am »
Deacon Blue - absolute shite band of shiteness.

'Real Gone Kid' - urgghh.. And 'Dignity' - Fucks sake.

Christ. You certainly hold a grudge. They must be drawing their pension by now.

Shite, but minor and forgettable shite. Lot worse out there.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25020 on: December 18, 2019, 11:29:21 am »
Christ. You certainly hold a grudge. They must be drawing their pension by now.

Shite, but minor and forgettable shite. Lot worse out there.


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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25021 on: December 18, 2019, 12:08:44 pm »
Does anyone know any TV programmes that doesnt have Romesh Ranganathan in it?
I cant seem to find a channel he isnt on.
Can't stand the unfunny arsehole  :wanker

The funny ones.
Is the correct answer  ;D
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25022 on: December 18, 2019, 12:50:20 pm »
Christ. You certainly hold a grudge. They must be drawing their pension by now.

Shite, but minor and forgettable shite. Lot worse out there.

Something must have been lost in translation...
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25023 on: December 18, 2019, 01:13:39 pm »
Braindead drivers on the road, especially in Winter. The visibility must've been no more than 50m this morning and still I'm seeing cars without headlights on. Utter idiots.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25024 on: December 18, 2019, 01:19:15 pm »
Can't stand the unfunny arsehole  :wanker

His agent must be the best in the world, hes on all channels. The few times I have seen him on something he always seems to slag his wife and kids off. I just dont understand the pricks popularity.

The funny ones.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25025 on: December 18, 2019, 05:14:51 pm »
The new apartment has this fancy fresh air recycling thingy. Basically takes air from the bathroom/ensuite/kitchen (which is open plan with the lounge) and replaces it with fresh air.

Yeah sounds great I thought, but it appears to be constantly on, and therefore it’s taking the hot air out and replacing everything with cold air  :no

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25026 on: December 18, 2019, 05:18:19 pm »
The new apartment has this fancy fresh air recycling thingy. Basically takes air from the bathroom/ensuite/kitchen (which is open plan with the lounge) and replaces it with fresh air.

Yeah sounds great I thought, but it appears to be constantly on, and therefore it’s taking the hot air out and replacing everything with cold air  :no


Isn't that commonly called a broken window?

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25027 on: December 18, 2019, 07:47:44 pm »

Isn't that commonly called a broken window?

He needs to tell the rental agency. They'll get a glazier out, after New Year, obviously.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25028 on: December 18, 2019, 08:11:57 pm »
The new apartment has this fancy fresh air recycling thingy. Basically takes air from the bathroom/ensuite/kitchen (which is open plan with the lounge) and replaces it with fresh air.

Yeah sounds great I thought, but it appears to be constantly on, and therefore it’s taking the hot air out and replacing everything with cold air  :no

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25029 on: December 18, 2019, 08:44:08 pm »
The McDonald's advert with the breathy singing voice. Goes right through me.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25030 on: December 18, 2019, 08:45:16 pm »
He needs to tell the rental agency. They'll get a glazier out, after New Year, obviously.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25031 on: December 18, 2019, 09:50:24 pm »
He needs to tell the rental agency. They'll get a glazier out, after New Year, obviously.

Don’t put a green and good scarf on, it’ll take a hell of a lot longer to get a glazier out of you do that.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25032 on: December 18, 2019, 09:58:11 pm »
Dickheads that sit at traffic lights with their foot on the brakes. Stop blinding me you c*nts and put your fucking handbrake on.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25033 on: December 19, 2019, 08:11:42 am »
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Fuck off you unfunny and unoriginal piece of shit. That hasn't been funny for a week.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25034 on: December 19, 2019, 10:08:15 am »
Dickheads that sit at traffic lights with their foot on the brakes. Stop blinding me you c*nts and put your fucking handbrake on.

I don't know if all automatics are like this, but it is so much hassle in mine to put the car in "park" its really not worth it. I can flick on my handbrake but then it automatically flicks off when I take my foot off the brake so that is pointless. So instead I have to go from drive into reverse (at which point I guess my reverse lights flicker on) and then into park.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25035 on: December 19, 2019, 11:53:48 am »
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25036 on: December 19, 2019, 11:54:10 am »
When Paul's boss tells him to take the week off after his mum died then finds out today they've not paid him!!

He kicked off though so they've paid him after all.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25037 on: December 19, 2019, 11:56:37 am »
When Paul's boss tells him to take the week off after his mum died then finds out today they've not paid him!!

He kicked off though so they've paid him after all.

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disgraceful

people can be so uncompassionate

ive never forgotten one teacher going to me once
"youre always off on a tuesday"

this was 6 months into the school year
1. apart from the tuesday im on about i didnt miss one
2. it was for my grannys funeral

to this day i wish i had hit the teacher for it. bloody deserved. When she read the note she went red. all apologies, doesnt change the fact she was a c*nt
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25038 on: December 19, 2019, 12:08:02 pm »
disgraceful

people can be so uncompassionate

ive never forgotten one teacher going to me once
"youre always off on a tuesday"

this was 6 months into the school year
1. apart from the tuesday im on about i didnt miss one
2. it was for my grannys funeral

to this day i wish i had hit the teacher for it. bloody deserved. When she read the note she went red. all apologies, doesnt change the fact she was a c*nt
See it was the "big" boss who was being compassionate but then the production manager failed to understand the "this goes no further than this office" comment and followed procedure instead.

Anyway its sorted now.

And yeah teachers and bosses are dickheads for making comments without understanding the circumstances.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #25039 on: December 19, 2019, 12:12:47 pm »
See it was the "big" boss who was being compassionate but then the production manager failed to understand the "this goes no further than this office" comment and followed procedure instead.

Anyway its sorted now.

And yeah teachers and bosses are dickheads for making comments without understanding the circumstances.

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same year my mates dad died. I wont go into specifics as he might read the board and its kinda private anyway. He has never forgiven the school for the way they didnt care. Church was 5 minutes from school and not one member of staff attended the funeral.

his mother actually wrote in a complaint
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