Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[afc tukrish]

Thankfully not on the Ashley Young scale, but out walking with the missus before, feels something hit my forehead, massive bird shit

Be honest, she thought it was a bit funny, no? Which given current circumstances is a pretty good thing?

Taking one for the team? 

[CraigDS]

Rob196shithead.

[Son of Spion]

Thankfully not on the Ashley Young scale, but out walking with the missus before, feels something hit my forehead, massive bird shit

I may have found the culprit.

[rob1966]

Be honest, she thought it was a bit funny, no? Which given current circumstances is a pretty good thing?

Taking one for the team? 

She was laughing her head off

[Crosby Nick]

Thankfully not on the Ashley Young scale, but out walking with the missus before, feels something hit my forehead, massive bird shit

Mother-in-Law been drinking again?

[FlashGordon]

Sorry to hear Rob condolences to you and your family.

[rob1966]

Mother-in-Law been drinking again?

[rob1966]

When did parents driving kids around on paper rounds become the norm?

[Barneylfc∗]

I think we can file that one neatly in the "all smokers are twats" drawer

 

[bradders1011]

When did parents driving kids around on paper rounds become the norm?

2001 for me

[jason67]

When did parents driving kids around on paper rounds become the norm?

Please tell me that doesn't happen.

[rob1966]

Please tell me that doesn't happen.

Woman in a Mini pulls up in our road every morning, lad of about 15 gets out and puts papers through the neighbours letterboxes

[Statto Red]

Some idiot driving an artic lorry, tries to drive through the Queensway[Birkenhead] Tunnel, were artics have long been banned, the artic smashed a few lights & has wedged itself between the roof & road deck of the tunnel, thus tunnel is now closed & City Centre is in chaos as a result, even non river buses being diverted & massively delayed as a result.

[rob1966]

Some idiot driving an artic lorry, tries to drive through the Queensway[Birkenhead] Tunnel, were artics have long been banned, the artic smashed a few lights & has wedged itself between the roof & road deck of the tunnel, thus tunnel is now closed & City Centre is in chaos as a result, even non river buses being diverted & massively delayed as a result.

What a stupid c*nt.

Probably blindly followed his twat nav. Thats him out of a job.

[Millie]

Thank God I changed my mind about driving to Liverpool today.  What an idiot.

[BlackandWhitePaul]

Woman in a Mini pulls up in our road every morning, lad of about 15 gets out and puts papers through the neighbours letterboxes

Is this because the kid is too lazy to walk or because parents fear their kids getting done in?

[afc tukrish]

Is this because the kid is too lazy to walk or because parents fear their kids getting done in?

the one tends to abet the other...

[rob1966]

Is this because the kid is too lazy to walk or because parents fear their kids getting done in?

He does look like a right dopey fucker the way he mopes along. Could be a massively over protective mother, it's dead quiet where we live, no scallies and no reason to molly coddle a kid. There is another paper boy and he uses his bike.

[Son of Spion]

Some idiot driving an artic lorry, tries to drive through the Queensway[Birkenhead] Tunnel, were artics have long been banned, the artic smashed a few lights & has wedged itself between the roof & road deck of the tunnel, thus tunnel is now closed & City Centre is in chaos as a result, even non river buses being diverted & massively delayed as a result.

I wondered why town was gridlocked this afternoon when I was approaching from north of the city. 

[Son of Spion]

He does look like a right dopey fucker the way he mopes along. Could be a massively over protective mother, it's dead quiet where we live, no scallies and no reason to molly coddle a kid. There is another paper boy and he uses his bike.

No scallies? I thought you lived in Manchester. 

[rob1966]

No scallies? I thought you lived in Manchester. 

I live in one of the nice middle class areas 

[liversaint]

I live in one of the nice middle class areas 

Middle class Manchester? Surely an oxymoron?

[Son of Spion]

I live in one of the nice middle class areas 

... and this is Mrs. Rob?

 

[afc tukrish]

... and this is Mrs. Rob?

 

 

[BlackandWhitePaul]

I live in one of the nice middle class areas 

Posh c*nt   

[rob1966]

... and this is Mrs. Rob?

 

That's her Ma, the stuck up old twat.

Posh c*nt   

Yes and you can call me sir from now on, my good man

[redbyrdz]

I have seen the parent driving the paper round kid before. Was thinking about how that can happen, because surely you spend more on petrol  than the kid earns.

Maybe it's "you will do your paper round, even if I have to drive you round"
Or: "mum, mum, please my bike is broken, can you give me a lift"

[rob1966]

I have seen the parent driving the paper round kid before. Was thinking about how that can happen, because surely you spend more on petrol  than the kid earns.

Maybe it's "you will do your paper round, even if I have to drive you round"
Or: "mum, mum, please my bike is broken, can you give me a lift"

That was my thought. I doubt know them, but I don't think it is for the money, maybe more of making him do something, he deffo looks like he can't be arsed when he drags himself to the doors. They appeared in a brand new Mini Clubman this week - it was a blue 68 plate one on Monday and a 19 plate yesterday, they start at £20k.

I'm not a curtain twitcher btw before everyone starts, I have the laptop set up in the front room when I'm working from home and I face the road.

[Crosby Nick]

I'm not a curtain twitcher btw before everyone starts, I have the laptop set up in the front room when I'm working from home and I face the road.

Yeah, ok Mrs Mangel.

[Tesco tearaway]

Yeah, ok Mrs Mangel.

He's not a curtain twitcher yet, but he's getting closer each day.

[rob1966]

He's not a curtain twitcher yet, but he's getting closer each day.

Its the 21st Century ffs, CCTV cameras linked to the telly in the living room, I don't even have to move from the couch

[Crosby Nick]

He's not a curtain twitcher yet, but he's getting closer each day.

That’s Home & Away ya flamin’ galah!

[CraigDS]

When your missus asks you to pick her up earlier than planned so you get up early to make sure you’re there on time and then as you pull up she tells you she’ll be half an hour 

[Tesco tearaway]

Its the 21st Century ffs, CCTV cameras linked to the telly in the living room, I don't even have to move from the couch

That’s Home & Away ya flamin’ galah!

 

[Son of Spion]

I'm not a curtain twitcher btw before everyone starts

Hi Rob 

[rob1966]

c*nts like this. A 10 yr old boy was killed at a holiday park and it is all me, me , me 

A woman staying at the site with her two children, who asked to remain anonymous, said she woke up earlier to see police and forensic staff "everywhere".

"It is just really eerie," she said.

"Loads of people have packed up and left and I have asked to be moved to the furthest part otherwise I was going home."

The woman said the police presence was frightening for her children.

"It doesn't feel like a holiday camp - it is horrible," she added.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-47919486

[So… Howard Philips]

c*nts like this. A 10 yr old boy was killed at a holiday park and it is all me, me , me 

A woman staying at the site with her two children, who asked to remain anonymous, said she woke up earlier to see police and forensic staff "everywhere".

"It is just really eerie," she said.

"Loads of people have packed up and left and I have asked to be moved to the furthest part otherwise I was going home."

The woman said the police presence was frightening for her children.

"It doesn't feel like a holiday camp - it is horrible," she added.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-47919486

Don't know what they are moaning about, the mad dog is in custody so they are safe.

Mind you a bit of compo would make their holiday more enjoyable.

[[new username under construction]]

Those little red button things on Sky, watch in HD , split screen....FUCK OFF!!!!

[CraigDS]

Those little red button things on Sky, watch in HD , split screen....FUCK OFF!!!!

Press back up and they go don’t they?

[[new username under construction]]

Press back up and they go don’t they?

Yeah for a few mins then pop back on, eventually go away but takes too much arsing about.