Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[Nobby Reserve]

Yeah but what big time celebs come down?

Did you not hear? Roland from Grange fucking Hill!!!

We're not worthy.



(I'm being sarcastic; he'd have needed either Zammo or Danny Kendall to impress me)

[Jono69]

Yeah but what big time celebs come down?

You're a bit rude

[Jono69]

Cheers for reply, good story that. cheeky fuckers, but I guess if you’re hungry all bets are off.

Reason why it got my interest was that in lockdown when one of my mates who volunteers for the canal and river trust, asked if I wanted to go otter spotting. Given the cabin fever I had, the chance to get out of the house was too good to miss, so I said yes. Turned out we had to look for otter shit because it was unlikely that we’d see one.

We ended up having good chats with lots of people who were curious why 2 blokes were photographing random lumps of mud on a canal bank. At least you got to see one of the thieving fuckers 

I've been a member of an otter club for many a year and as a group we know where to find them

[Jono69]

Did you not hear? Roland from Grange fucking Hill!!!

We're not worthy.



(I'm being sarcastic; he'd have needed either Zammo or Danny Kendall to impress me)

You're rude as well and not sure we would want people like Zammo , he'd probably be knicking otters to sell for his next fix

[Riquende]

Not 'annoy' so much but question why they do it: People (usually BMW drivers but seem some Mercs and others) who stick 'performance' badges on bog-standard cars. You know, the wonky 'M' badges etc that you see plastered on the back of a 90s BMW right next to the '316i'.

There was a guy tailgating me on the way home from work today had a massive window decal in front that I could read as M (in the proper colours and typeface) BOSS. When it got to a dual carriageway I let him go past so I could double check - he'd debadged the car, but I could tell from the exhausts it wasn't an M3.

[liversaint]

My mate does an otter magazine and i went to Donna Nook near Grimsby to get some photos , I was eating my sarnie and put it down for literally a few seconds and this cheeky fucking otter crept in there and stole it . As I've got older then I've chilled out a bit as 10 years ago i would have probably had a fight with it and then probably be having curried otter for tea

You could have had Chicken Tarka. It’s like Madras, just otter

[Lad]

Being absolutely shattered falling asleep watching the telly. Going to bed at 10, then lying there still awake at midnight knowing the alarm is set for 5:45 and in your head you are counting down the lack of sleep hours you’ll be getting.

[Elzar]

Acast is down and it's making my day drag a lot more than usual. How am I meant to pretend to work without something to listen to?!

[redbyrdz]

Not commenting on the speeding, but it's not always the motorists fault. A few years back I was driving through Bootle and saw two kids (Teenagers) wrestling by the side of the road. Luckily I thought these are fucking wankers and had already massively stepped on the brake. I was stopped when the twat landed on my bonnet and I got out and raged at them and they ran off, but if I hadn't been switched on I'd have been done for killing a kid.

That is why it goes to court though, you'd think they'll work out whose fault it was. The current laws, or more likely their application, are mad.

Read the other day of some rich businessman in a royce-rolls who killed a pedestrian at a crossing, driving at twice the speed limit. He got a 3-year driving ban, £25k fine, and 9 months suspended sentence. The judge said sending him to prison would harm his businesss career, so he got it suspended. What about all the poor sods who land in prison without killing someone? Why is this guy allowed to drive again after 3 years? Just ban him for good!

[El Lobo]

Shops that make it impossible to leave without either buying something, going through a maze back to the entrance or doing an obstacle course of barriers. Aldi, Lidl and B&M are the worst for it.

[Buck Pete]

Shops that make it impossible to leave without either buying something, going through a maze back to the entrance or doing an obstacle course of barriers. Aldi, Lidl and B&M are the worst for it.

[Medellin]

Halloween..not arsed about it meself but seeing houses decorated in macabre shit a month prior is just fucking weird.

[Elzar]

Halloween..not arsed about it meself but seeing houses decorated in macabre shit a month prior is just fucking weird.

1st October one house had their Halloween stuff out. What's with the Halloween wreaths this year too?!

[rob1966]

Being home from holiday 

[El Lobo]

Being home from holiday 

Proper shit aint it

[.adam]

Being home from holiday 

Haha. I remember a couple of weeks ago when you said you couldn't be arsed going cos of the Covid hoops you've got to jump through!

[rob1966]

Haha. I remember a couple of weeks ago when you said you couldn't be arsed going cos of the Covid hoops you've got to jump through!

Yeah

That was how I felt at the time and the stress of the PCRs was tough, but it was well worth it, had a fantastic time. My eldest gets his vaccination in 2 weeks, so I'm hoping that counts as fully vaccinated when we fly to Tenerife in February.

[Crosby Nick]

Yeah

That was how I felt at the time and the stress of the PCRs was tough, but it was well worth it, had a fantastic time. My eldest gets his vaccination in 2 weeks, so I'm hoping that counts as fully vaccinated when we fly to Tenerife in February.

My son had his vaccine a couple of weeks ago but we still got him a PCR Test as haven’t got anything official through for him that he’s had it. Thankfully it was negative!

Seen quite a lot of Manc shirts here already. Would normally annoy me but this week, for some reason, I’m finding it hilarious.

[rob1966]

My son had his vaccine a couple of weeks ago but we still got him a PCR Test as haven’t got anything official through for him that he’s had it. Thankfully it was negative!

Seen quite a lot of Manc shirts here already. Would normally annoy me but this week, for some reason, I’m finding it hilarious.

Me and the missus play spot the footy shirts while away, Mancs always tend to win, about the only thing they do win though

Where are you staying?

[Medellin]

There was a day when you'd put your prescription in..wait 10 mins or so and you were sorted, never a delay.
I dunno if it's just by ours..there are 3 or 4 Chemist's by us & they are all the same.
Prescription in.."oh we haven't got x this/that you'll have to return tomorrow after 4pm'

[Statto Red]

There was a day when you'd put your prescription in..wait 10 mins or so and you were sorted, never a delay.
I dunno if it's just by ours..there are 3 or 4 Chemist's by us & they are all the same.
Prescription in.."oh we haven't got x this/that you'll have to return tomorrow after 4pm'

I order my prescription online now through my GPs online website, & prescription is automatically sent to my nominated pharmacy, so all i do is wait a day or so for my prescription to be ready to collect, handy my local pharmacy is a 2 minute walk from mine.

[Buck Pete]

It's like me doing the big shop, taking a photo of a medium pack of chicken breasts and tagging fuckin Aldi.

Tis' the time of year for IG girls to be wearing some of most outrageously revealing outfits known to man and dress them up as "My Halloween Costume"

I ain't complaining like, but some of the photos I've seen on IG are NSFW and have absolutely zero to do with Halloween and don't spook me out whatsoever (quite the opposite ).

[Medellin]

I order my prescription online now through my GPs online website, & prescription is automatically sent to my nominated pharmacy, so all i do is wait a day or so for my prescription to be ready to collect, handy my local pharmacy is a 2 minute walk from mine.

Aye must be the pharmacy I was in which is shit & has been for a long time.
There was a fella griping while I was in there about what you do..his prescription wasn't ready at the time he was told to collect too.
Mine was an outpatient prescription..the hospital pharmacy said I could collect it locally & after the 3rd visit today I still dont have all the items prescribed.
Maybe there is a valid reason that just seems to affect me! 

[afc tukrish]

Aye must be the pharmacy I was in which is shit & has been for a long time.
There was a fella griping while I was in there about what you do..his prescription wasn't ready at the time he was told to collect too.
Mine was an outpatient prescription..the hospital pharmacy said I could collect it locally & after the 3rd visit today I still dont have all the items prescribed.
Maybe there is a valid reason that just seems to affect me! 

The Medellin Protocol...

[Barneylfc∗]

People doing shit because Instagram tells them to.

Mrs Hinch and Stacey fucking Solomon are the worst. They'll get sent a load of freebies (usually cleaning or home shite) from a company and post on their story "Loving my new superscrubber 2000 from Dyson", and you get ordinary people who aspire to be like them also shout out the brands after going the shops and BUYING the item themselves. It's like me doing the big shop, taking a photo of a medium pack of chicken breasts and tagging fuckin Aldi.

They're solely responsible for the rise in shite mirrored furniture and studded velvet settees over the past few years.

See also Pumpkin Picking. Didn't know a single fucker who did it previously but this year everyone's going there for the Instagram photos.

My girlfriend loves these 2. She got Mrs Hinch book delivered this morning. I had a scroll through it. Literally nothing anyone couldn't do on a normal notepad. I asked her what she's going to do with it and she said she's going to get it framed and put on the wall 

[Agent99]

I know this is regularly discussed but shitbags at the cinema not giving a fuck. Watched Dune last night and a couple came in with two young lads who I assume were their kids. All they did was talk and piss about on their phones and their parents said fuck all to them. I ended up asking them to stop talking but the Mum looked at me like I'd called them a pair of c*nts. I did feel like giving her a piece of my mind but I couldn't be arsed.

[Crimson]

My girlfriend loves these 2. She got Mrs Hinch book delivered this morning. I had a scroll through it. Literally nothing anyone couldn't do on a normal notepad. I asked her what she's going to do with it and she said she's going to get it framed and put on the wall 

I think this ancient RAWK proverb is a befitting end to this story:

I fucked her off ,soon after.the fucking idiot

[Barneylfc∗]

I think this ancient RAWK proverb is a befitting end to this story:

 

[rob1966]

Had a helicopter pleasure flight cancelled fuck knows how many times, due to be this Sunday and guess what? Forecast is shite, its gonna get binned again

[nuts100]

Had a helicopter pleasure flight cancelled fuck knows how many times, due to be this Sunday and guess what? Forecast is shite, its gonna get binned again

Maybe someone upstairs it telling you something   

[Mumm-Ra]

Maybe someone upstairs it telling you something   

like "Come back when you've lost some weight" 

[rob1966]

like "Come back when you've lost some weight" 

Are you my son in disguise?

Maybe someone upstairs it telling you something   

The company has a 100% safety record, we'll be fine

[redbyrdz]

The company has a 100% safety record, we'll be fine

Of course they do, they never seem to fly!

[rob1966]

Of course they do, they never seem to fly!

[Medellin]

Going into a supermarket & almost every fucking thing is in a different place.

[rob1966]

Going into a supermarket & almost every fucking thing is in a different place.

Hate it when it that time again. All done because we learn where everything is, so walk past tons of stuff they want to sell us.

[Dazzer23]

I'll be amazed it this hasn't been mentioned on the previous 820 pages, but...

Facebook messages that start "I know none of my friends will do it, but....."

Oh do Fuck off, like I'm going to be emotionally blackmailed by Facebook?! One of the many reasons Facebook is 10% decent. 90% absolute festering tripe.

[Buck Pete]

Or those Facebook messages that have started popping up with shit like "There are no words in the English dictionary that have "OO" in the middle.  I challenge you to name one"

And there's always one GOON, TOOL or FOOL you know who's actually commented. Hence the reason your seeing the stupid fucking post in the first place.

FOOK off.

[El Lobo]

My dads wifes daughters husband is an absolute muppet for stuff like that on Facebook. He'll pretty regularly share stuff like 'If you don't share this you'll have bad luck' and 'If you share this you'll get rich'. He's in his mid-40s.

[Buck Pete]

My dads wifes daughters husband is an absolute muppet for stuff like that on Facebook. He'll pretty regularly share stuff like 'If you don't share this you'll have bad luck' and 'If you share this you'll get rich'. He's in his mid-40s.

Step Brother-in-law?

Is there such a thing?

Sorry Lobo