You are in a shop and about to pay for your goods.
The shop assistant says "That's £3.27 please"
You reply "Do you want the 27?"
She replies......"If you've got it"
Well I wouldn't fucking offer if I didn't have it.
Why do they ALL say the same thing.....no matter what type of shop it is,or where it is.
It's always the same reply.
Try a simple "yes please"
I normally said It's up to you if you want to get rid of your change But if I'm in a evil mood say no thanks !
When I give change back & the customer says "don't you have a £5 note", before I can apologise for NOT having any fivers in my till. No If I had a note I wouldn't be giving you all this fucking change, you gromless twat.
You know what I mean? No if I did I wouldn't be bloody well asking !!!
Sick as in that's really sick for something that nice, great etc..
We don't do the blame game here!! then why are you blaming me for something that's gone wrong? heh!
It's called teamwork, yes until I need help then I'm on My own bastards!