My Cousin works on them.
This one time he picked this drunken fella up who was sluring his words in the backseat, my cousin said, 'Left or Right here mate?', fella says, 'Right' so my cousin turns Right and the fella says, 'I said fucking left', so after a brief exchange of words my Cousin goes back around the block saying he will stop the meter and go back around the block, so my cousin takes a Left and the fella says, 'I SAID RIGGGHHHTTT!', so my cousin says to him, 'If you dont know where your going mate how am I supposed to know'.
Next thing the fella leaps up from the backseat and gets a grip of my Cousin by the neck, in the end my Cousin got him in a headlock and drove him one handed to Copplehouse Lane Police Station where the drunk started mouthing off at the Police Officer.
Police Officer said to my Cousin, 'Knock the Shit out of him if you want mate we wont do anything', Cousin just drove off.
Another time he picked up a drunken man by the Fantail and about a minute into the journey to Tower Hill my Cousin just smelt something and seen this fella with his hand over his arse and a little farting noise.
About 20 seconds later the backseat was covered in Shit.
My Cousin slammed on and said, 'I want 40 Quid now to get the car cleaned and £3.50(dont know if thats the exact figure) for the fare'.
Fella puts his hand in his Decimated with Shit Trouser Pocket and says in a drunken slur, 'Ive only got £1.20'..To which my Cousin ripped the coat off the mans back, scooped the shit up with it off the seats and crowned the fella right on the top of his head with his own shit and then opened the cab door and booted him out. Fella was just staggering around the streets of Tower Hill like a Brown Version of Swamp Thing covered in Shit from head to toe.
Cousin was fuming, he laughs now like