Topic: condoms

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[Bennyo]

Never, ever understood
That kind of thing.

Having used plenty of condoms, but also being married for years so having had plenty of shagging without, there really is little difference.

Sure, the stopping to put one on is inconvenient (though any man worth his salt should be able to bet one out and put it on properly without stopping some kind of foreplay anyway) but beyond that, what harm do they do? Miniscule loss of sensation? Is that it?

People who don't use them (unless in a long term relationship and they're sure of their choice not to) are dickheads.

Completely agree.

My girlfriend's on the pill, but we still use them most of the time (sometimes I've run out and haven't bought more yet), but I have to say I prefer using them for a couple of reasons..

a) Because the sensation of finishing inside is 9999999999999999x more pleasurable than whipping it out.
b) She doesn't have to get up afterwards if you cum inside her and it all drips out.
c) If you whip it out you don't have cum all over the sheets.
d) I like the fact that since there is a bit less sensation, I can last longer. To be honest I enjoy sex a lot more when she's clearly enjoying it - hopefully more than once! I'm sure I'm not the only guy on here who sometimes has to distract himself when bareback, as Alan Partridge says 'to keep the wolf from the door'. With a jonny on I don't feel the need to do that.

There are negative sides to it I agree. The putting it on one, and the that fact that it might kill the moment are utter myths though. My main gripe is the cost. Unless you order from the various websites which sell cheap condoms (which are still the top brands), you have to pay a fuck of a lot.. and I don't like the idea of paying for sex, even if it is £10 for 12 shags.

Plus they do tend to break. Durex avente's are the worst for this in my experience - I'm not kidding you, I once went though a pack of 6 in one session, without being able to cum once.. that's killing the mood! Plus we had a scare once before she started taking the pill when one broke and we didn't notice until it was too late.. the problem being that it was in Rome on a Sunday.. now you try to find the morning after pill in that town  on that day! Fucking shit day that was!

[berrno3333]

Get tested together then. If you're in a long term trusting loving relationship you should be able to do it as naturally and comfortably as you like. The thought of never being able to do it like that with anyone is bleak.
Ive been with my women about 14 years ,so i do not have no worries.

[KiNki]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKG15lAif28

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VpX4ZWDviM&feature=related

 

[rotistgeil]

Never, ever understood
That kind of thing.

Having used plenty of condoms, but also being married for years so having had plenty of shagging without, there really is little difference.

Sure, the stopping to put one on is inconvenient (though any man worth his salt should be able to bet one out and put it on properly without stopping some kind of foreplay anyway) but beyond that, what harm do they do? Miniscule loss of sensation? Is that it?

People who don't use them (unless in a long term relationship and they're sure of their choice not to) are dickheads.

I am married for 10 years, wife is on the pill and yeah, I can't fucking come with them most of the times, they are too fucking tight. Minuscule. Sorry, but every one has their own sensitivity.  Me and the wife have tried them of course but without is natural and to both of us feels much better!!!

[♠Dirty Harry♠]

Hate them, but a necessary evil. looking forward to the man pill, either that or get some seeds frozen and get the plumber in to seal up the pipes

[berrno3333]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKG15lAif28

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VpX4ZWDviM&feature=related

 
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[Bennyo]

There's also the thing about the pill I learned about at uni..

The pill is, obviously, a pill that affects women's hormones. The trouble stems from the fact that we are only just beginning to learn about the role hormones and pheromones play in how we find the opposite sex attractive, and how we choose our mates. We choose them apparently on whether or not they possess genes that we do not, increasing the chances that the offspring will be better equipped.

However, increasingly, there have been cases of women who are filing for divorce because they no longer find their husbands attractive. This is apparently because when they met and fell in love with their husbands they were on the pill, and when they go off the pill in order to start a family, their hormones would return to normal and she no longer finds his pheromones attractive! Worrying for us all!

So some might say it's better to put a jonny on than have to sort out that mess in the future. Plus, some girls actually become even more insane when on the pill. My girlfriend's best friend is a great example. She's now an emotional wreck, she cries nearly every day. All because of the pill.

[rotistgeil]

There's also the thing about the pill I learned about at uni..

The pill is, obviously, a pill that affects women's hormones. The trouble stems from the fact that we are only just beginning to learn about the role hormones and pheromones play in how we find the opposite sex attractive, and how we choose our mates. We choose them apparently on whether or not they possess genes that we do not, increasing the chances that the offspring will be better equipped.

However, increasingly, there have been cases of women who are filing for divorce because they no longer find their husbands attractive. This is apparently because when they met and fell in love with their husbands they were on the pill, and when they go off the pill in order to start a family, their hormones would return to normal and she no longer finds his pheromones attractive! Worrying for us all!

So some might say it's better to put a jonny on than have to sort out that mess in the future. Plus, some girls actually become even more insane when on the pill. My girlfriend's best friend is a great example. She's now an emotional wreck, she cries nearly every day. All because of the pill.

No issues to report here, wife has been on the pill for ages.

[Stussy]

I have something to report. My ex-girlfriends tits became massive after she started taking the pill.

[buzzing]

No such thing as STDs, its just another way for the gov to make us buy stuff and keep the economy going. Everyone has sex, and they have fooled us all into using rubbers.

<puts on foil cap before they find me>

[berrno3333]

I have something to report. My ex-girlfriends tits became massive after she started taking the pill.


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I have something to report. My ex-girlfriends tits became massive after she started taking the pill.

Someone else will have a great time with them.

[Bennyo]

I have something to report. My ex-girlfriends tits became massive after she started taking the pill.

Yeah.. that is true..

[buzzing]

ps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiG9MaGSN64

[adopted_scouser]

It is like having a shit with trousers on.  But they save your life, so they've got to be worn.  I don't have a problem with wearing one, it's just sex WITHOUT one is so much better.

[LFC on tour]

If the girl asks you NOT to wear one - then WEAR IT

Thats the rule to follow.

I'll be honest though and say it's a pain in the arse at times and i generally don't. Mainly because the girl at the clinic is fit.

[Rusty]

Thats the rule to follow.

I'll be honest though and say it's a pain in the arse at times and i generally don't. Mainly because the girl at the clinic is fit.

They have lubricated ones now to prevent that don't you know

[Valore]

I'd prefer to do it without the rubber. No matter what most people say, there's some odd satisfaction in finishing off in the hole. But I read up about the pill, and the fact there's a possibility that it causes various increased health risks in someone I love is not enough to justify any extra satisfaction I get with doing it bareback.

And with a random its always a condom. Anything otherwise is playing russian roulette with your dick.

[CheshireDave]

Condom are a bag of shite.

I think you're using them wrong mate.

[wickolfc]

They're too small for me.

[Grobbelrevell]

It depends lad. If i met some bird in a club and brought her home id be sure to use a condom. A hundred fellas could have dipped their wicks in her before me. Id take the safe option in that scenario. If she wanted it bare-back then id tell her to fuck off. But if youre in a relationship it may be different.

Liewise.

If it was a one off and i didnt really know the girl in question theres no way id get within 10 feet without a condom, even if she said she was on the pill (would you take someones word??). Not worth the risk mate.

As it happens though ive been in a relationship for about 5 years now. My missus has been on the pill for about 4 of those years. For the first year i used condoms and didnt really mind that much to be honest and neither did she.

Dont see the problem with it to be honest.

[rotistgeil]

They're too small for me.

That's what I meant when I wrote too tight. They cut off the fucking blood supply. I have yet to find one big and comfy enough. Me and the wife had a chat about this. I agreed to get injected with the male "pill" once we have read up on it a bit more. This way, we can swap taking protection.

[gerrardspetal]

 My main gripe is the cost. Unless you order from the various websites which sell cheap condoms (which are still the top brands), you have to pay a fuck of a lot.. and I don't like the idea of paying for sex, even if it is £10 for 12 shags.

Family planning give them out free.

[tellusajoke]

My main gripe is the cost. Unless you order from the various websites which sell cheap condoms (which are still the top brands), you have to pay a fuck of a lot.. and I don't like the idea of paying for sex, even if it is £10 for 12 shags.

If you go to your local family planning clinic and sign up then they give them to you for free. You get about 24 to get on with and when they're used up you just go back for more and they give you another 24. They tend to be pretty decent one's too, so that'll save you a fortune.

[rotistgeil]

Family planning give them out free.

What about the Pill? Free too?

[Dam]

That's what I meant when I wrote too tight. They cut off the fucking blood supply.

Same here. Real passion killer when you're stretching the condom for 5 minutes before hand. Only with featherlite was there any sensation other than, 'fucking hell I'm being garroted.' Even that is better than catching the AIDS tho

[tellusajoke]

What about the Pill? Free too?

yes

[rotistgeil]

yes

I guess your NHS does have it's good side. When I lived in the UK, I thought that it could do with some improvements but overall, it's ok.

[Helly]

What about the Pill? Free too?

Yes, the pill is free.

[gerrardspetal]

What about the Pill? Free too?

yes it is

[Tim]

Deffo with randoms but I don't see the problem with not using them if you're in a relationship though...

[nidgemo]

PS - All those saying they're too small - you're fooling no-one, needle dick.




I've seen a condom put over a phone box. I've had one over my head. I've filled them with water to the size of a small child.

They couldn't possibly be too small. Either that, or you're buying those little water ballons by mistake.

[Valore]

PS - All those saying they're too small - you're fooling no-one, needle dick.




I've seen a condom put over a phone box. I've had one over my head. I've filled them with water to the size of a small child.

They couldn't possibly be too small. Either that, or you're buying those little water ballons by mistake.

You've got a bloody small head

Although condoms from different countries come in different sized. I know for a fact that the ones I got in Australia were looser than the ones I got here in Thailand.

[davidg]

PS - All those saying they're too small - you're fooling no-one, needle dick.




I've seen a condom put over a phone box

Was the phone box about to have sex with another phone box that had a reputation as a slapper?

[rotistgeil]

PS - All those saying they're too small - you're fooling no-one, needle dick.




I've seen a condom put over a phone box. I've had one over my head. I've filled them with water to the size of a small child.

They couldn't possibly be too small. Either that, or you're buying those little water ballons by mistake.

So, that's a condom being stretched to abnormal levels, Elephants will be glad to know that it will fit them too. When it is on my willy, it's fucking tight at the bottom, it feels crap. If you do not believe me that is your issue. You keep on using them, I will keep fucking without one. TA.

[Dam]

PS - All those saying they're too small - you're fooling no-one, needle dick.




I've seen a condom put over a phone box. I've had one over my head. I've filled them with water to the size of a small child.

They couldn't possibly be too small. Either that, or you're buying those little water ballons by mistake.

Nice try, Freud

[Waterloo Phil]

Johnnys are for wimps

[Valore]

Johnnys are for wimps

Because we know real men can't get AIDS

[wickolfc]

PS - All those saying they're too small - you're fooling no-one, needle dick.




I've seen a condom put over a phone box. I've had one over my head. I've filled them with water to the size of a small child.

They couldn't possibly be too small. Either that, or you're buying those little water ballons by mistake.

Phone box? They maybe stretchy, but they can still be tight. Needle dick

[Something Else]

If its a random, or early on in a relationship then yes you should

once there is then trust then its possible to bin them and use other methods

Would rather have a rubbery shag than an std