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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15760 on: December 29, 2017, 10:49:28 pm »
Jesus...that was more nervy than it needed to be.

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15761 on: December 29, 2017, 10:49:44 pm »
Absolute shit from Anderson in the final leg. Taylor's scoring vanished and he couldn't take advantage at all. I think 18 darts would've been sufficient and he was nowhere.

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15762 on: December 29, 2017, 10:49:51 pm »
fucking dismal darts from anderson. utter shite.

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15763 on: December 29, 2017, 10:50:20 pm »
Taylor beats Anderson.
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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15764 on: December 29, 2017, 10:53:09 pm »
Jamie Lewis to play the match of his life in the semis. I'm not confident of either happening. Definitely hope Van Gerwen beats Cross
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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15765 on: December 30, 2017, 01:06:50 pm »
5 years ago today. Still the most insane 3 minutes of darts I've ever seen.

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15766 on: December 30, 2017, 08:05:05 pm »
Good start for Lewis.

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15767 on: December 30, 2017, 08:07:27 pm »
Taylor's counting is horrific.

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15768 on: December 30, 2017, 08:18:06 pm »
Lewis playing very well here.

Damn big chance to go 2-0 up there.
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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15769 on: December 30, 2017, 08:21:41 pm »
Lewis had a dart to go 2-0 ahead, that could be an absolutely crucial miss.

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15770 on: December 30, 2017, 08:22:18 pm »
Why the fuck would you leave double 13?
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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15771 on: December 30, 2017, 08:23:09 pm »
Fuck off to panto you absolute twat
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15772 on: December 30, 2017, 08:24:29 pm »
Why the fuck would you leave double 13?

After hitting 20 with his first he had to go down the 12s route to give himself at least a shot at the bull. First dart was the shit one, should've tried to hit the bull or 25 to give himself D16 or 17, D20.

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15773 on: December 30, 2017, 08:39:36 pm »
A set against the darts for Taylor after Lewis wastes 3 darts for it. This could get away from Lewis quickly if he's not careful.

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15774 on: December 30, 2017, 08:39:38 pm »
Damn it. Lewis should be 3-0 up here

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15775 on: December 30, 2017, 08:52:38 pm »
Lewis has had so many chances, he just can't hit doubles when the pressure is on.

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15776 on: December 30, 2017, 08:52:42 pm »
Someone in the crowd is whistling out when Jamie Lewis is throwing.
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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15777 on: December 30, 2017, 08:53:23 pm »
Lewis should be 4-0 up.

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15778 on: December 30, 2017, 09:07:22 pm »
That's 2 sets against the throw that Lewis needs to get back.

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15779 on: December 30, 2017, 09:12:36 pm »
That's 2 sets against the throw that Lewis needs to get back.

Looks like a formality now, as I expect the other match will be. Last night was the highlight. Hopefully the final is good.
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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15780 on: December 30, 2017, 09:12:45 pm »
That's 2 sets against the throw that Lewis needs to get back.

I think Lewis is done, losing that second set looks to be the turning point of the match.
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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15781 on: December 30, 2017, 09:22:20 pm »
Taylor one set away from the final.
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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15782 on: December 30, 2017, 09:24:59 pm »
Taylor has had a few bounce outs this match.
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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15783 on: December 30, 2017, 09:25:45 pm »
Phil Taylor is one arrogant little fucker.
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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15784 on: December 30, 2017, 09:34:18 pm »
This is like Jack Nicklaus in '86...on to the next one

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15785 on: December 30, 2017, 09:34:45 pm »
It did get away from him quickly, as I suspected it might. Lewis peaked in his quarter-final. I hope Van Gerwen makes it through and absolutely hammers Taylor in the final.

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15786 on: December 30, 2017, 09:36:23 pm »
Taylor averaging around 100, going to have to be a lot better than that if it's against MVG in the Final.
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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15787 on: December 30, 2017, 09:36:46 pm »
It did get away from him quickly, as I suspected it might. Lewis peaked in his quarter-final. I hope Van Gerwen makes it through and absolutely hammers Taylor in the final.

He missed chance after chance, he handed it to Taylor really.
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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15788 on: December 30, 2017, 09:37:52 pm »
He missed chance after chance, he handed it to Taylor really.

Yep, couldn't hit doubles when the pressure was on.

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15789 on: December 30, 2017, 09:39:48 pm »
He missed chance after chance, he handed it to Taylor really.

Yep nine darts for sets missed by Lewis.
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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15790 on: December 30, 2017, 10:29:28 pm »
I think it's fair to say Van Gerwen woke up. Tough to live with this kind of scoring. Credit to Cross though, he's playing unbelievably well.
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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15791 on: December 30, 2017, 10:58:49 pm »
fantastic 161 checkout from cross there. such a pressure shot

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15792 on: December 30, 2017, 11:00:25 pm »
Get in Cross.  What a check out.

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15793 on: December 30, 2017, 11:02:03 pm »
That was class.

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15794 on: December 30, 2017, 11:08:34 pm »
Cracking set by MVG, averaged 118 in that set
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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15795 on: December 30, 2017, 11:15:03 pm »
This is brilliant.

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15796 on: December 30, 2017, 11:15:46 pm »
What a match this is.
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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15797 on: December 30, 2017, 11:17:58 pm »
Unreal.

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15798 on: December 30, 2017, 11:29:26 pm »
Van Gerwen keeps playing his best darts when he already has the throw. Can't seem to get anything going in the sets where Cross serves first.

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Re: Darts thread
« Reply #15799 on: December 30, 2017, 11:29:47 pm »
Fun one this! Hope it goes 5-5