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Who will win the World Championships

Ronnie
54 (42.9%)
Selby
32 (25.4%)
Murphy
4 (3.2%)
Robertson
27 (21.4%)
Allen
9 (7.1%)

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Author Topic: The Snooker thread  (Read 657201 times)

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12560 on: May 6, 2024, 03:13:15 pm »
nothing medically wrong with that woman in the crowd, she's just had enough.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12561 on: May 6, 2024, 03:14:50 pm »
nothing medically wrong with that woman in the crowd, she's just had enough.

It’s becoming a really exciting final. She’s missing out.

Made me think wtf when the crowd applauded the sick woman being escorted out 😂
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12562 on: May 6, 2024, 03:17:51 pm »
I’m enjoying this!

to be honest I could probably count on two hands the amount of matches I’ve watched that don’t involve Ronnie over that last 15 years. But I’ve really enjoyed watching this tournament. Jones coming back here would be brilliant.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12563 on: May 6, 2024, 03:20:57 pm »
I’m enjoying this!

to be honest I could probably count on two hands the amount of matches I’ve watched that don’t involve Ronnie over that last 15 years. But I’ve really enjoyed watching this tournament. Jones coming back here would be brilliant.

There’s something about Jak Jones … really feels like an exhibition where I’m watching the top guy at my local club playing a seasoned pro …

The way he scowls, his inability to make a century, the way he wins his frames with 2-3 visits 😂
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12564 on: May 6, 2024, 03:23:33 pm »
I could imagine Jak refusing to pay for check in luggage on a Ryanair cheapie, and arguing with airplane staff about his oversized hand luggage 😁
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12565 on: May 6, 2024, 03:25:21 pm »
what a flukey c*nt. flukes a red, fucks the following blue but knocks a red giving wilson a harder next shot.

bing needs to relinquish his nickname.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12566 on: May 6, 2024, 03:28:03 pm »
These edgy, tense finals with lots of misses are way more entertaining than watching the seasoned winners bang in centuries or play consistently top class safety. These two don’t give you proper world champion vibes like Hendry and Higgins
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12567 on: May 6, 2024, 03:29:15 pm »
Wilson gives me Ben White vibes.
And for that reason I want him to fail.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12568 on: May 6, 2024, 03:32:30 pm »
Wilson gives me Ben White vibes.
And for that reason I want him to fail.

Jak always looks like he’s muttering “c*nt” in his head
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12569 on: May 6, 2024, 03:55:03 pm »
Wilson is one lucky guy to be playing cannon fodder
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12570 on: May 6, 2024, 03:55:48 pm »

This is up there with that Dott v Ebdon final in terms of quality.

Kyren is lucky to get this final rather than having to play a top player like Ronnie, Trump or Selby. He’s trying hard to bottle it but Jones has suddenly reverted to the mean (a top 32 player).

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12571 on: May 6, 2024, 03:57:41 pm »
wilson has shown enough to demonstrate why he's not won a great deal in his career.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12572 on: May 6, 2024, 03:58:44 pm »
Wow, Hazel Ervine or whatever her name is saying Jones has played 50 odd hours this tournament, 20 hours more than Wilson.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12573 on: May 6, 2024, 04:07:12 pm »
Wow, Hazel Ervine or whatever her name is saying Jones has played 50 odd hours this tournament, 20 hours more than Wilson.

wow. that's almost 1/4 of the time smurphy's spent at the crucible in the past couple of weeks.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12574 on: May 6, 2024, 04:11:21 pm »
What an awful final.

How Jones and Wilson are in it is beyond me. Neither deserve to win.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12575 on: May 6, 2024, 04:18:51 pm »
wow. that's almost 1/4 of the time smurphy's spent at the crucible in the past couple of weeks.

It crossed my mind that while watching the last session that John Virgo and Stephen Hendry were commenting, you know whose going to be doing the final session then…
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12576 on: May 6, 2024, 04:22:54 pm »
The final frames of the last 2 sessions have decided this final. If Jones had won them both, as he should and could have, this would be wide open.

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Re: The Snooker thread
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12579 on: May 6, 2024, 07:11:09 pm »

And this is why Jones is 30 and has never won anything. Chance after chance. Frustrating as I wanted him to do well.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12580 on: May 6, 2024, 07:13:33 pm »
And this is why Jones is 30 and has never won anything. Chance after chance. Frustrating as I wanted him to do well.

Yep, he seems incapable of getting in first and making a frame winning break. 2 chances already this frame and he's scored 26 points. Make that 3 good chances to score 35 ::)
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12581 on: May 6, 2024, 07:15:48 pm »
2006 Ebdon vs Dott was the worst final this century, they were taking that long to finish frames one of the afternoon sessions finished a frame short of the allocated 8 frames, the final frame finished not far off 1am, & Dott won 18-14 but imagine had it gone to 17 all, as they were taking that long to complete a frame, they'd have played the last frame as the sun was rising. :o
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12582 on: May 6, 2024, 07:26:45 pm »
And this is why Jones is 30 and has never won anything. Chance after chance. Frustrating as I wanted him to do well.

Yeah, I want him to do well as well but he's been awful in this match. Wilson would have been punished by most other payers who entered the tournament this year.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12583 on: May 6, 2024, 07:26:55 pm »
2006 Ebdon vs Dott was the worst final this century, they were taking that long to finish frames one of the afternoon sessions finished a frame short of the allocated 8 frames, the final frame finished not far off 1am, & Dott won 18-14 but imagine had it gone to 17 all, as they were taking that long to complete a frame, they'd have played the last frame as the sun was rising. :o

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12584 on: May 6, 2024, 07:30:18 pm »
Jak Jones really is a 'hit and hope' snooker player

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12585 on: May 6, 2024, 07:31:31 pm »
This is a dreadfully low standard.
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12586 on: May 6, 2024, 07:37:56 pm »
I think dott robertson was fucking awful too.

Dott is/was a player who annoyed the shit out of me in general
 I'm sure he's fine as a person but as a snooker player I always enjoyed seeing him lose.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12587 on: May 6, 2024, 07:38:41 pm »
16-10 now only 2 frames needed

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12588 on: May 6, 2024, 07:42:46 pm »
Wow, Hazel Ervine or whatever her name is saying Jones has played 50 odd hours this tournament, 20 hours more than Wilson.

I think that was qualifying too though. Jones looks done here. I think its just one of them tournaments where it all nearly went right for him. Just never really confident watching him play. Shame, I wanted to see him win he seems likeable enough, but he's not a heavy enough scorer to rattle out frame after frame I don't think

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12589 on: May 6, 2024, 07:56:15 pm »
This will Be 16-11

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12590 on: May 6, 2024, 07:57:56 pm »
And A Century To Finish

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12591 on: May 6, 2024, 07:59:15 pm »
I'm glad Jones got a ton anyway

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12592 on: May 6, 2024, 07:59:16 pm »
Don’t understand the hate, fair play to the lad for getting here. He’s done something right to be in the final. And I think he got screwed with the schedule, it could have been much closer if he didn’t have to play the next morning after that semi (oo’er). I’m happier watching him than I ever was watching Selby.


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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12593 on: May 6, 2024, 08:10:10 pm »
Oh Dear

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12594 on: May 6, 2024, 08:11:38 pm »
I take it all back.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12595 on: May 6, 2024, 08:12:08 pm »

They’re both terrible today. It’s a shame someone has to win it.

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12596 on: May 6, 2024, 08:13:03 pm »
Another Chance For Jones

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12597 on: May 6, 2024, 08:15:18 pm »
State of this :lmao
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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12598 on: May 6, 2024, 08:16:04 pm »
Some terrible shots. The type of shots I used to do!

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Re: The Snooker thread
« Reply #12599 on: May 6, 2024, 08:21:05 pm »
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