Author Topic: The newbie apple thread (Read 37763 times)

iSmiff · « **Reply #560 on:** April 30, 2007, 03:03:46 pm »

could someone who's opinion i value take a guess

ie not nidgemo, bradigor or prongsy

bradigor · « **Reply #561 on:** April 30, 2007, 03:12:10 pm »

Quote from: Smiff on April 30, 2007, 03:03:46 pm

could someone who's opinion i value take a guess

ie not nidgemo, bradigor or prongsy

I love you

bradigor · « **Reply #562 on:** April 30, 2007, 03:13:22 pm »

Oh and...........

It is possible but there would be a very likely chance it would brick the hardware you are attempting it on

iSmiff · « **Reply #563 on:** April 30, 2007, 03:15:30 pm »

how would you do bradigor, not as in how its done, i know that, but how would you PERSONALLY do it

bradigor · « **Reply #564 on:** April 30, 2007, 03:17:47 pm »

Quote from: Smiff on April 30, 2007, 03:15:30 pm

how would you do bradigor, not as in how its done, i know that, but how would you PERSONALLY do it

I wouldn't I am a chicken shit when it comes to that sort of thing. All I know is it is possible.

PaulF · « **Reply #565 on:** April 30, 2007, 03:18:34 pm »

Quote from: bradigor on April 30, 2007, 03:13:22 pm

Oh and...........

It is possible but there would be a very likely chance it would brick the hardware you are attempting it on

I reckon either Microsoft or Apple should sign up Smiff and Nidgemo for the next round of advertising.

Smiff, since I got my mac, I've found that birds have been asking me asking me to help with planning their interior decorating, it might just be because the sun is out and they are decorating more, but people definitely seem to value my opinion on colours now.

iSmiff · « **Reply #566 on:** April 30, 2007, 03:27:48 pm »

Quote from: bradigor on April 30, 2007, 03:17:47 pm

I wouldn't I am a chicken shit when it comes to that sort of thing. All I know is it is possible.

bah, flashing a firmware is a piece of piss, theres a tiny chance of it going wrong

bradigor · « **Reply #567 on:** April 30, 2007, 03:28:44 pm »

Quote from: Smiff on April 30, 2007, 03:27:48 pm

bah, flashing a firmware is a piece of piss, theres a tiny chance of it going wrong

Aye, but I am not in a position to afford a new bit of hardware if all goes wrong. Why I never did my PSP

iSmiff · « **Reply #568 on:** April 30, 2007, 03:30:10 pm »

i downgraded my psp the very first time it came out so i could play games from the memory card, likewise my 360

dunno why people are afraid of these things

bradigor · « **Reply #569 on:** April 30, 2007, 03:34:42 pm »

Quote from: Smiff on April 30, 2007, 03:30:10 pm

i downgraded my psp the very first time it came out so i could play games from the memory card, likewise my 360

dunno why people are afraid of these things

Quote from: bradigor on April 30, 2007, 03:17:47 pm

I am a chicken shit

iSmiff · « **Reply #570 on:** April 30, 2007, 03:40:27 pm »

and yet you are brave enough for botty man sex.

go figure

¡Basta Ya! · « **Reply #571 on:** April 30, 2007, 03:42:45 pm »

Quote from: Smiff on April 30, 2007, 03:40:27 pm

go figure

Macs have made you speak like an american woman.

Mudface_ · « **Reply #572 on:** April 30, 2007, 03:43:44 pm »

Quote from: Smiff on April 30, 2007, 03:40:27 pm

and yet you are brave enough for botty man sex.

He makes money from that though, and obviously loves the cock.

iSmiff · « **Reply #573 on:** April 30, 2007, 03:46:40 pm »

Quote from: Ephraim Longworth on April 30, 2007, 03:42:45 pm

Macs have made you speak like an american woman.

well it should go nicely with the vagina i am developing

PaulF · « **Reply #574 on:** April 30, 2007, 03:50:08 pm »

I think we have an early nomination for RAWK thread of the year.
I fear for any newbies that venture into the technology and science board and find this one first.

bradigor · « **Reply #575 on:** April 30, 2007, 03:51:03 pm »

Quote from: Mudface_ on April 30, 2007, 03:43:44 pm

He makes money from that though, and obviously loves the cock.

No..........I said I love grilled chicken

PaulF · « **Reply #576 on:** April 30, 2007, 03:54:45 pm »

Quote from: bradigor on April 30, 2007, 03:51:03 pm

No..........I said I love grilled chicken

Brilliant.
I can see the new advertising campaign now.

"Nando's, for the man that loves cock"

bradigor · « **Reply #577 on:** April 30, 2007, 03:55:28 pm »

Quote from: PaulF on April 30, 2007, 03:54:45 pm

Brilliant.
I can see the new advertising campaign now.

"Nando's, for the man that loves cock"

iSmiff · « **Reply #578 on:** April 30, 2007, 03:55:32 pm »

is that how piri piri sauce is made, from cock?

Mudface_ · « **Reply #579 on:** April 30, 2007, 03:58:10 pm »

Tastes like it.

iSmiff · « **Reply #580 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:02:27 pm »

but i like piri piri sauce, having never tasted another mans spunk i could possibly be gay if i like piri piri

Mudface_ · « **Reply #581 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:05:35 pm »

Seeing as this is the science forum, we could do an experiment- get gobbling and compare the tastes. If they're the same, you're a chutney ferret and have to stick with the Mac. If not, you're still allowed to use a PC- the computer of real men.

PaulF · « **Reply #582 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:31:18 pm »

Quote from: Mudface_ on April 30, 2007, 04:05:35 pm

Seeing as this is the science forum, we could do an experiment- get gobbling and compare the tastes. If they're the same, you're a chutney ferret and have to stick with the Mac. If not, you're still allowed to use a PC- the computer of real men.

I don't think I can eat in Nando's ever again.

nidgemo · « **Reply #583 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:39:31 pm »

Quote from: Smiff on April 30, 2007, 04:02:27 pm

but i like piri piri sauce, having never tasted another mans spunk

Another mans spunk, eh...

So you HAVE either tasted
a. a particular mans spunk (my moneys on mudface)
b. your own

Matt S · « **Reply #584 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:41:05 pm »

I reckon its b.

nidgemo · « **Reply #585 on:** April 30, 2007, 05:31:33 pm »

Quote from: Matt S on April 30, 2007, 04:41:05 pm

I reckon its b.

Do you think he's a bit of a Nayim, or did he just drink it from a cup?

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #586 on:** April 30, 2007, 05:45:29 pm »

Quote from: nidgemo 3.11 on April 30, 2007, 05:31:33 pm

Do you think he's a bit of a Nayim, or did he just drink it from a cup?

Please, I'll buy a Mac and get rid of the PC IF YOU CAN JUST ERASE THAT IMAGE FROM MY BRAIN.

bradigor · « **Reply #587 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:08:48 pm »

Quote from: nidgemo 3.11 on April 30, 2007, 04:39:31 pm

Another mans spunk, eh...

So you HAVE either tasted
a. a particular mans spunk (my moneys on mudface)
b. your own

I am going for B. Mainly because it is nigh on impossible to remove mulfella from mudface's cock right now

Lo · « **Reply #588 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:19:22 pm »

I also go for his own out of a cup

Barney_Rubble · « **Reply #589 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:26:46 pm »

http://www.applenewbie.com/

Can we leave out the immature shite or I'll just bin the lot....

bradigor · « **Reply #590 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:43:08 pm »

Quote from: Barney_Rubble on April 30, 2007, 07:26:46 pm

http://www.applenewbie.com/

Can we leave out the immature shite or I'll just bin the lot....

I am getting my brother on you

wacko · « **Reply #591 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:43:24 pm »

Quote from: nidgemo 3.11 on April 29, 2007, 10:50:30 pm

It's only fair that he takes it out at least long enough to let wacko get his tounge jammed up there a while...

Quote from: Smiff on April 30, 2007, 11:03:00 am

so if i plug say a wireless usb card into a mac and it doesnt recognise it, is it a simple case of like in windows, get the installer package from the website and run it, then plug the card in again

or is there some stupid mac way of doing this

Nope. Download and install the drivers. IF there are any available. Just like Windows.

Quote from: Smiff on April 30, 2007, 02:36:57 pm

i wonder is it possible to put a blank firmware onto something, i suspect no ones ever tried as it would be quite quite pointless

No reason why it shouldn't be. But as you say, quite pointless (unless you want to fuck up your mate's hardware), so I can't imagine why anyone would bother creating one.

Quote from: Smiff on April 30, 2007, 03:30:10 pm

i downgraded my psp the very first time it came out so i could play games from the memory card, likewise my 360

dunno why people are afraid of these things

Because it's one of the very few things that, if it does go wrong, will destroy your system. If you're very lucky, and you get the BIOS battery out of your motherboard sharpish and leave it out for a day or two, your system might be okay. Or use a Gigabyte mobo. They come with (or at least used to) two BIOS chips in case you fuck one up.

mulfella · « **Reply #592 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:03:16 pm »

Quote from: Lo on April 29, 2007, 10:48:14 pm

Wow Mulfella, how much are Smiff and Muddy paying you, you may need to remove your tongue from their arses soon

Because I agree with them over Nidgemo making a fool of himself?

Distinct lack of macolytes over the last few pages defending him, they're usually out in force. Wonder why?

Still its a bit pointless as he'll never admit that he's wrong.

nidgemo · « **Reply #593 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:07:01 pm »

Quote from: Barney_Rubble on April 30, 2007, 07:26:46 pm

Can we leave out the immature shite or I'll just bin the lot....

After 15 pages of immature shite you want us to stop NOW?

bradigor · « **Reply #594 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:13:04 pm »

Quote from: mulfella on April 30, 2007, 09:03:16 pm

Because I agree with them over Nidgemo making a fool of himself?

Distinct lack of macolytes over the last few pages defending him, they're usually out in force. Wonder why?

Still its a bit pointless as he'll never admit that he's wrong.

To be fair I didn't understand the otherside of the argument......sounded like you all had a mouthful

I didn't support Nidge for 2 reasons........

1. I was busy at with work for once.
2. It all went totally over my head. I plug the wireless in and it works.....that is all that matters really.

Hacking and other such bollocks does not bother me in the slightest....my hole is gaping and wide so people can hijack as they see fit.

Quote from: nidgemo 3.11 on April 30, 2007, 09:07:01 pm

After 15 pages of immature shite you want us to stop NOW?

Maybe he was put off his Piri Piri

WorldChampions · « **Reply #595 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:19:40 pm »

Quote from: bradigor on April 30, 2007, 09:13:04 pm

my hole is gaping and wide so people can hijack as they see fit.

Thats an invite if ever I seen one, go on smiff do your best

anon-y-mouse · « **Reply #596 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:55:46 pm »

Has Nidgemo been removing his posts after he's been made to look an ignoramus again?

Lo · « **Reply #597 on:** April 30, 2007, 11:09:40 pm »

Quote from: Huyton Phil on April 30, 2007, 10:55:46 pm

Has Nidgemo been removing his posts after he's been made to look an ignoramus again?

Indeed he did delete but I saw it before it was deleted "craptor"

Ciara (with a capital "C") · « **Reply #598 on:** May 1, 2007, 01:08:20 am »

Guys, if I create a Director file on my Mac and stick it on a USB pen and edit it on a Windows, will it still work/open?

I have a project to do for University and I don't want to start it on my Mac if it's not going to work on Windows, which is what the tutor will be viewing it on.

Muchos gracias, peeps.

Matt S · « **Reply #599 on:** May 1, 2007, 01:12:59 am »

Quote from: Ciara (with a capital "C") on May 1, 2007, 01:08:20 am

Guys, if I create a Director file on my Mac and stick it on a USB pen and edit it on a Windows, will it still work/open?

I have a project to do for University and I don't want to start it on my Mac if it's not going to work on Windows, which is what the tutor will be viewing it on.

Muchos gracias, peeps.

should be fine. We've had a director project before and nobodys ever had a problem. They dont do director anymore now anyway do they? the latest version I was aware of was MX 2004? Not that I'm bothered, I fucking hated it