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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5320 on: September 12, 2014, 10:00:03 pm »

Quote from: Tepid Hubwis on September 12, 2014, 09:53:19 pm
A man so out of position he was in your house

LOL!

Now that you mention it, he did look a little lost. :)

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5321 on: September 12, 2014, 10:03:54 pm »
Quote from: n00bert on September 12, 2014, 10:00:03 pm
LOL!

Now that you mention it, he did look a little lost. :)

Can he speak English?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5322 on: September 12, 2014, 10:05:00 pm »

Quote from: TheUSSR on September 12, 2014, 10:03:54 pm
Can he speak English?

Well yeah, but it wasn't like we were discussing philosophy.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5323 on: September 13, 2014, 12:24:42 am »
I came out of Southport post office where you collect parcels, and in was going Raheem Sterling.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5324 on: September 13, 2014, 12:29:02 am »
Quote from: Tepid Hubwis on September 12, 2014, 09:53:19 pm
A man so out of position he was in your house

 :lmao :lmao

That post wont be seen by as many as it should in this thread, but what a hit son.  :wellin
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5325 on: September 13, 2014, 01:11:30 am »
Ha brilliant!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5326 on: September 13, 2014, 07:01:07 am »
Quote from: Tepid Hubwis on September 12, 2014, 09:53:19 pm
A man so out of position he was in your house

Fucking quality!  ;D favorite of the year!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5327 on: September 13, 2014, 07:14:53 am »
My missus told me when she was 14 she met pat nevin at bellefield. He said to her "your hair smells lovely, how old are you?"

Not liverpool related but still.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5328 on: September 13, 2014, 09:52:30 am »
Quote from: Tepid Hubwis on September 12, 2014, 09:53:19 pm
A man so out of position he was in your house
Brilliant mate.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5329 on: September 13, 2014, 02:28:35 pm »
Quote from: redrockydennis on September 13, 2014, 07:14:53 am
My missus told me when she was 14 she met pat nevin at bellefield. He said to her "your hair smells lovely, how old are you?"

Not liverpool related but still.

 :lmao :lmao (allegedly)
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5330 on: September 13, 2014, 03:46:13 pm »
Quote from: Tepid Hubwis on September 12, 2014, 09:53:19 pm
A man so out of position he was in your house

Hahahaha post of the year, had me shaking with laughter, brilliant.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5331 on: September 14, 2014, 10:16:12 pm »
Razer Ruddock enjoying a pint watching the mancs today in formby
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5332 on: September 14, 2014, 10:20:45 pm »
Quote from: The_Rebel on September 14, 2014, 10:16:12 pm
Razer Ruddock enjoying a pint watching the mancs today in formby

So he's in a Bar in Formby watching the Mancs?. Fuck me, sounds about right for him.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5333 on: September 14, 2014, 10:28:05 pm »
Quote from: The_Rebel on September 14, 2014, 10:16:12 pm
Razer Ruddock enjoying a pint watching the mancs today in formby

Can't stand that fat waste of space
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5334 on: September 15, 2014, 01:09:35 am »
Quote from: The_Rebel on September 14, 2014, 10:16:12 pm
Razer Ruddock enjoying a pint watching the mancs today in formby
At The Grapes by any chance?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5335 on: September 19, 2014, 07:37:20 pm »
Coleen Rooney in Tso's chippy on Muirhead picking up a phone order, could hardly carry the box, overheard her telling someone her and Wayne were having a night in on their own.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5336 on: September 19, 2014, 09:34:40 pm »
Quote from: jaffod on September 19, 2014, 07:37:20 pm
Coleen Rooney in Tso's chippy on Muirhead picking up a phone order, could hardly carry the box, overheard her telling someone her and Wayne were having a night in on their own.
Must be allowed chips again now M ;D y  ;D s is gone
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5337 on: September 19, 2014, 10:10:36 pm »
Does Rooney still live on Merseyside then?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5338 on: September 19, 2014, 11:12:53 pm »
Quote from: bornandbRED on September 19, 2014, 10:10:36 pm
Does Rooney still live on Merseyside then?
No, we just do the best half chips half rice and curry
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5339 on: September 19, 2014, 11:36:33 pm »
Quote from: Tepid Hubwis on September 12, 2014, 09:53:19 pm
A man so out of position he was in your house
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5340 on: September 21, 2014, 10:24:39 pm »
Ross Berkeley in his black Audi estate about Midday today heading out of southport.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5341 on: September 22, 2014, 01:44:23 pm »
Tomasz Radzinski (ex-Everton) in Ibiza recently at Cafe Mambo.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5342 on: September 22, 2014, 01:55:39 pm »
Quote from: Jonny-LFC on September  9, 2014, 12:32:09 pm
Walked past Brad Jones once outside the ground, he also smelt pretty good.

Remember seeing Jimmy Carter at Anfield.  He fuckin' stank.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5343 on: September 22, 2014, 01:58:48 pm »
Jordan Rossiter and his perfectly round bonce walking down the stairs in the main stand after the Ludogorets match.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5344 on: September 22, 2014, 01:59:23 pm »
Quote from: Andy G on September 22, 2014, 01:55:39 pm
Remember seeing Jimmy Carter at Anfield.  He fuckin' stank.

Of peanuts by any chance ?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5345 on: September 22, 2014, 07:54:58 pm »
Quote from: L666KOP on September 22, 2014, 01:59:23 pm
Of peanuts by any chance ?

:lmao

Funny funny
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5346 on: September 26, 2014, 06:18:45 pm »
Ronnie Whelan going into Marantos on Lark Lane about 5 mins ago.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5347 on: September 28, 2014, 06:42:50 pm »
Quote from: Tepid Hubwis on September 12, 2014, 09:53:19 pm
A man so out of position he was in your house

That, my friend is genius :D
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5348 on: September 28, 2014, 10:46:04 pm »
Met Anton Ferdinand at the NFL game today. In the extremely unlikely event anyone on here, or in the world cares, at all.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5349 on: September 28, 2014, 10:58:10 pm »
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Met Anton Ferdinand at the NFL game today. In the extremely unlikely event anyone on here, or in the world cares, at all.

Is he still a thing?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5350 on: September 28, 2014, 11:07:31 pm »
Quote from: Elzar on September 28, 2014, 10:58:10 pm
Is he still a thing?

Seemed completely bewildered I recognised him.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5351 on: September 29, 2014, 11:43:53 am »
Met John Barnes & what I assume was his missus on Hanover St last Wednesday afternoon.  Gentleman
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5352 on: September 29, 2014, 04:30:51 pm »
Brendan jogging along the street in West Derby.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5353 on: September 29, 2014, 04:34:58 pm »
Quote from: JMak on September 29, 2014, 04:30:51 pm
Brendan jogging along the street in West Derby.

Was his wife chasing him.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5354 on: September 29, 2014, 04:39:37 pm »
Quote from: L666KOP on September 29, 2014, 04:34:58 pm
Was his wife chasing him.

 :-X
Or Sakho, maybe? :D
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5355 on: October 5, 2014, 11:50:43 pm »
Seen Sterling out with a couple of his mates in concert square last night
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5356 on: October 6, 2014, 10:12:54 am »
Did a pub quiz last night and who was on the next table? Henry Winkler. Yes, the Fonz was marking our answers ;D
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5357 on: October 6, 2014, 10:19:07 am »
Quote from: The 5th Benitle on October  6, 2014, 10:12:54 am
Did a pub quiz last night and who was on the next table? Henry Winkler. Yes, the Fonz was marking our answers ;D
HoeLeeShit...why was he there. I mean I know celebs go out and the like, but thats just random and so cool. Did he go "AAAAAA" at any point?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5358 on: October 6, 2014, 10:30:39 am »
Quote from: oddball on October  6, 2014, 10:19:07 am
HoeLeeShit...why was he there. I mean I know celebs go out and the like, but thats just random and so cool. Did he go "AAAAAA" at any point?
He was there with family, they'd had a meal there. Great guy
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #5359 on: October 6, 2014, 10:39:52 am »
Quote from: The 5th Benitle on October  6, 2014, 10:12:54 am
Did a pub quiz last night and who was on the next table? Henry Winkler. Yes, the Fonz was marking our answers ;D
He was on the Mathew Wright show this morning. Didn't mention anything about no quiz though.
He's dyslexic so I'd demand a recount if you lost quiz. ;)
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