Author Topic: We've just signed a colossus... (Read 69201 times)

guest · « **on:** February 1, 2011, 01:16:20 am »

Come in and walk round him.

Fuck off the cringeworthy re-workings of the Torres song.
Fuck off the inevitable photoshopping that people are going to do.
Fuck off the melodrama and tears if you're over 16 years of age.

This lad is our new number 9. He's one who wants to play for Liverpool Football Club. For Kenny. For us.

Support him from the word go. He has the potential to be an absolute monster. Our monster.

His new strike partner isn't bad, either. It's a duo no defence will want to mess with. Defenders will be absolutely goosed at the full-time whistle.

The reds are coming up the hill, boys.

Johnnyboy1973 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:17:54 am »

Ya like him then?

nicholasanthony · « **Reply #2 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:18:36 am »

Short, sweet, and I love and agree with it.

Red_Isle_Chap · « **Reply #3 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:18:47 am »

Quote from: L6 Red on February 1, 2011, 01:16:20 am

Come in and walk round him.

Fuck off the cringeworthy re-workings of the Torres song.
Fuck off the inevitable photoshopping that people are going to do.
Fuck off the melodrama and tears if you're over 16 years of age.

This lad is our new number 9. He's one who wants to play for Liverpool Football Club. For Kenny. For us.

Support him from the word go. He has the potential to be an absolute monster. Our monster.

His new strike partner isn't bad, either. It's a duo no defence will want to mess with. Defenders will be absolutely goosed at the full-time whistle.

The reds are coming up the hill, boys.

FUCKING. RIGHT!

El Campeador · « **Reply #4 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:19:13 am »

HELLO BEASTIE

tdogssc · « **Reply #5 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:19:29 am »

Here here

Garcia10 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:19:31 am »

Pretty much agree.

I really can't wait to see our new strike partnership play.

shades of Aldo and Beardsley? the big and small combination that's worked so well for us down the years.

Mr Dilkington · « **Reply #7 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:19:48 am »

Nailed it. As per usual.

I can't say i'm not still gutted about Torres, and the way it happend. Carroll is here now, and he'll get my full support.

Barney_Rubble · « **Reply #8 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:19:48 am »

Big bastard innee.

'bout time we had some muscle up front.

If you can't trust King Kenny, you're at the wrong club....

MonkeysOnIce · « **Reply #9 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:20:34 am »

Can I just say for the last time:

This isn't life after Torres, this is life with Suarez and Carroll.

No, they are not the same thing.

dannymc · « **Reply #10 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:20:35 am »

Told you all

I take credit for this

Where's scouser4eva?

Reds4Life · « **Reply #11 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:21:02 am »

These two signings (Suarez and Carroll) reminds me of Toshack and Keegan in so many ways...

Fuck I hope it turns out half as successful because I get this feeling we are on our way back.

This club has always been and will always be bigger than any player.

We are Liverpool Football Club. We will return.

LiverLuke · « **Reply #12 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:21:04 am »

spot on. hes going to immense.

Fred the Red · « **Reply #13 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:21:06 am »

Quote from: Garcia10 on February 1, 2011, 01:19:31 am

shades of Aldo and Beardsley?

Dark shades of grey maybe but I admire your optimism

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #14 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:21:10 am »

His name is Carroll
He is a MyLittlePony
He's good in the air
He has very long hair

With a pony... tail..

His name is Andy
He's not a pandy
Looby loo and Teddy..
.. Well they ran away..
Today..

His name is Andy!
And the Co..co..
co.co.la loco..
In a kebab house
Allegedly..

alex. · « **Reply #15 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:21:12 am »

The new Toshack and Keegan?

Apollo · « **Reply #16 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:21:23 am »

Gonna be a nervy few weeks/months of teething and settling down. Will be enjoyable but draining I reckon.
Hope he doesn't scare Ngog too much

My Original Name Please · « **Reply #17 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:21:26 am »

PROPER crazyemlyn72 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:21:32 am »

and we have a match on wednesday! cant wait to get back to the footy. cant wait till i see them play together. get fit soon monster!

target4998 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:21:49 am »

Made the hairs on my neck stand up!!! Forward we go!! YNWA!

Fred the Red · « **Reply #20 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:21:56 am »

Quote from: Andy@Allerton on February 1, 2011, 01:21:10 am

His name is Carroll
He is a MyLittlePony
He's good in the air
He has very long hair

With a pony... tail..

His name is Andy
He's not a pandy
Looby loo and Teddy..
.. Well they ran away..
Today..

His name is Andy!
And the Co..co..
co.co.la loco..
In a kebab house
Allegedly..

You've been drinking haven't you?

astowell1 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:22:07 am »

Well said, the guy is a beast.

harleydanger · « **Reply #22 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:22:26 am »

feel bad for newcastle. Shitty owner and lose their best local talent for years.

Rohit · « **Reply #23 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:22:31 am »

I hope he is our focal point in a 3 pronged attack in a 433 to be honest.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #24 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:22:45 am »

"Colossus! Go in and walk around him....

coolfire · « **Reply #25 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:23:17 am »

OUR BEASTS... full support ahead then!

dannymc · « **Reply #26 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:23:24 am »

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=262223.0

hang your heads in shame!

Fred the Red · « **Reply #27 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:23:27 am »

Quote from: harleydanger on February 1, 2011, 01:22:26 am

feel bad for newcastle. Shitty owner and lose their best local talent for years.

Like Déjà vu isn't it?

adlad · « **Reply #28 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:23:31 am »

If Kenny can replicate the influence he had on Shearer back at Blackburn, this guy won't be able to stop scoring.

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #29 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:23:34 am »

Quote from: Fred the Red on February 1, 2011, 01:21:56 am

You've been drinking haven't you?

moi?!

Red Soul · « **Reply #30 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:24:05 am »

Think he's going to be a revelation. Him and Suarez both... but won't somebody think of the poor Premier League defenders? They're going to get a fucking pasting, and no mistake!

Gojedo · « **Reply #31 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:24:27 am »

Quote from: L6 Red on February 1, 2011, 01:16:20 am

The reds are coming up the hill, boys.

Indeed.

RK7 · « **Reply #32 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:25:36 am »

If he is good enough for L6 then I can comfirm Carroll will be a Collosus. A mug L6 is not.

rickythered · « **Reply #33 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:25:58 am »

Was watching his vids on youtube before, fuck is he a big strong lad. Not many centre halves with will get the better of him.

JTorresIntheKOP!! · « **Reply #34 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:25:59 am »

Andy's and Soto's Ponytails unite!! cant wait to see him link up with suarez

alex. · « **Reply #35 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:26:40 am »

Quote from: dannymc on February 1, 2011, 01:23:24 am

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=262223.0

hang your heads in shame!

haha funny thread

Lady_brandybuck · « **Reply #36 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:27:41 am »

Get in! onwards and upwards!!!

jckliew · « **Reply #37 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:27:59 am »

He is huge! Was watching a vid, the defenders had a horrid time just trying to get ROUND him.....

Snail · « **Reply #38 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:29:10 am »

Seriously though, he's fucking massive.

Scaryscouse · « **Reply #39 on:** February 1, 2011, 01:29:38 am »

I can't believe we got this guy in. Him and Suarez are going to be an absolute nightmare for any team to deal with. Has softened the blow of Nando leaving for me.