OK, here we go.
Atlanta's dad was called Commander Zero. Troy never shagged her because of the obvious problem of threading the string on his tadger up through her body and out of her mouth which kept making her throw-up, Aqua Marina used to just lay a load of eggs on the ocean bed and Troy would come and have a Joe Loss all over 'em.
Supercar consisted of my good self, Professor Popkiss the boffin, Mike Mercury the super hero, little Jimmy and his pet monkey Mitch, and the bad guys, Master Spy and Friend Zarin.
Every week Mike would take Jimmy on some cool adventure and late on in the show Mitch would reveal that he had stowed away in the back seat; he would then generally cause havoc - but we knew he was there anyway because his strings were like fucking mooring ropes.
Did Jenny Agutter come from Liverpool by the way cos I'm sure me mate's sister used to know her or something and I can't figure out why?
Sophia Loren - I had a mate who recently died, he was a big bluff Geordie, crackin' character. He'd been an ITN cameraman for 25 years - achieved some fame by filming that little girl in Vietnam running up the road almost on fire. Also got taken hostage in Angola for 6 months but I digress. When he worked for Tyne Tees Telly Miss Loren was on some show and someone was required to take her out to dinner - Tom was such a character there was no choice, it had to be him. I only found that one out at his funeral - he had so many stories he hadn't even told me that one.
