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RMG · « **Reply #280 on:** September 8, 2009, 03:03:54 pm »

If I wanted to be a comedian would you laugh?

SP · « **Reply #281 on:** September 8, 2009, 03:49:36 pm »

Quote from: redmangaskin on September 8, 2009, 03:03:54 pm

If I wanted to be a comedian would you laugh?

At your ambition, yes. At your routine, doubtful.

electricghost · « **Reply #282 on:** September 8, 2009, 06:15:37 pm »

What is the purpose of ply lining a van ?

MidwestWool · « **Reply #283 on:** September 8, 2009, 06:21:05 pm »

Quote from: Jaska on September 8, 2009, 07:10:31 am

Oh fuck off, you!

SP · « **Reply #284 on:** September 8, 2009, 08:05:58 pm »

Quote from: electricghost on September 8, 2009, 06:15:37 pm

What is the purpose of ply lining a van ?

The interior of a an is easily dented. Ply lining it protects the shell of the van when it is being loaded. If you trash the ply it is easily replaced.

Phil M · « **Reply #285 on:** September 8, 2009, 08:06:42 pm »

Quote from: electricghost on September 8, 2009, 06:15:37 pm

What is the purpose of ply lining a van ?

As above and it also reduces road noise.

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #286 on:** September 8, 2009, 08:10:30 pm »

Quote from: Phil M on September 8, 2009, 08:06:42 pm

As above and it also reduces road noise.

And presumably makes the inside a bit more sound proof? Handy for any budding serial killers.

SP · « **Reply #287 on:** September 8, 2009, 08:38:08 pm »

Quote from: RedFerLife on September 8, 2009, 08:10:30 pm

And presumably makes the inside a bit more sound proof? Handy for any budding serial killers.

The ply is too porous. It absorbs too many traceable fluids. You have to remember the forensics nowadays...

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #288 on:** September 8, 2009, 08:39:49 pm »

Quote from: Southern Pansy on September 8, 2009, 08:38:08 pm

The ply is too porous. It absorbs too many traceable fluids. You have to remember the forensics nowadays...

That is a good point.

Party Phil · « **Reply #289 on:** September 8, 2009, 08:44:28 pm »

Quote from: electricghost on September 8, 2009, 06:15:37 pm

What is the purpose of ply lining a van ?

it is most commonly used by swdish and finnish van drivers because it reminds them of a sauna

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #290 on:** September 9, 2009, 03:24:49 pm »

Who'd win in a fight, Teddy Roosevelt or Jesus?

Damo58 · « **Reply #291 on:** September 9, 2009, 03:34:54 pm »

Quote from: Finn Solomon on September 9, 2009, 03:24:49 pm

Who'd win in a fight, Teddy Roosevelt or Jesus?

Jesus is a fanny.

SP · « **Reply #292 on:** September 9, 2009, 03:37:14 pm »

Clearly Teddy as Jesus would turn the other cheek.

Corkboy · « **Reply #293 on:** September 9, 2009, 03:46:24 pm »

Quote from: Finn Solomon on September 9, 2009, 03:24:49 pm

Who'd win in a fight, Teddy Roosevelt or Jesus?

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #294 on:** September 9, 2009, 03:47:46 pm »

Teddy.

However Martin Skrtel would beat them both with one hand tied behind his back and his eyes closed

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #295 on:** September 9, 2009, 04:00:49 pm »

I see your gun toting Jesus and raise Teddy Roosevelt, SPACE MARINE!

The manliest man to ever walk the planet, including the guy in my avatar.

SP · « **Reply #296 on:** September 9, 2009, 04:04:55 pm »

Quote from: Finn Solomon on September 9, 2009, 04:00:49 pm

The manliest man to ever walk the planet, including the guy in my avatar.

But he gets heaps of negative points for having been portrayed in film by Robin Williams.

BIGdavalad · « **Reply #297 on:** September 9, 2009, 04:53:38 pm »

Quote from: Finn Solomon on September 9, 2009, 03:24:49 pm

Who'd win in a fight, Teddy Roosevelt or Jesus?

Jesus. Teddy would fight dirty and try and get the advantage by offering him a lift to the fight location, but Jesus' ability to walk on water would get him out and then he'd turn the Natucket Sound into wine and it's game over for Teddy when the alcohol poisoning kicks in.

Ciara (with a capital "C") · « **Reply #298 on:** September 12, 2009, 02:40:53 am »

Been wondering this for a while, and asked a couple of guys in work, but they weren't sure and just laughed at me. So here goes.

Can you get HD porn?

I am not looking to purchase such clearly-defined, upscaled eroticism should it exist (even in 1080p!) but would be interested to know if it existed.

ItchySpoons · « **Reply #299 on:** September 12, 2009, 02:46:06 am »

Quote from: Ciara (with a capital "C") on September 12, 2009, 02:40:53 am

Been wondering this for a while, and asked a couple of guys in work, but they weren't sure and just laughed at me. So here goes.

Can you get HD porn?

I am not looking to purchase such clearly-defined, upscaled eroticism should it exist (even in 1080p!) but would be interested to know if it existed.

Yes indeed you can! Helpful for those nights when all you want to do is sit back and appreciate the artistic merits of the cinematic filth before you..

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #300 on:** September 12, 2009, 03:17:22 am »

Jesus walking on the Nazi's urine stream was just priceless.

Kahuna{=}Berger · « **Reply #301 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:59:20 pm »

Two questions good people,

Can anyone tell me how many videos are on youtube?,

And what percentage of goals scored at home are scored in the Annie Road end compared with The Kop (or vice versa)?

(Maybe just take league goals over the past x amount of seasons for the second question.)

Hyderabad Red · « **Reply #302 on:** September 13, 2009, 05:08:49 pm »

i think they are around 1000006848477 videos on youtube ,lol

Sorted!! · « **Reply #303 on:** September 13, 2009, 07:31:39 pm »

Why is it that when you fall out with a woman and it's both your fault, they tend to hold grudges for much longer than us blokes do?

In all fairness, she has a decent pair!

Party Phil · « **Reply #304 on:** September 13, 2009, 07:37:16 pm »

How many people are on Facebook?

RMG · « **Reply #305 on:** September 13, 2009, 07:38:46 pm »

Quote from: Party Phil on September 13, 2009, 07:37:16 pm

How many people are on Facebook?

Enough.

Corkboy · « **Reply #306 on:** September 13, 2009, 08:24:14 pm »

Quote from: Finn Solomon on September 12, 2009, 03:17:22 am

Jesus walking on the Nazi's urine stream was just priceless.

Quality.

DangerScouse · « **Reply #307 on:** September 13, 2009, 09:12:11 pm »

Quote from: macco on September 13, 2009, 04:59:20 pm

Two questions good people,

And what percentage of goals scored at home are scored in the Annie Road end compared with The Kop (or vice versa)?

(Maybe just take league goals over the past x amount of seasons for the second question.)

Out of Gerrard's first 100 goals 56 (scored a similar amount from outside the box)were scored at Anfield and unbelievably 44 were at the Kop end. Not really what you were looking for but thought i'd post it anyway.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #308 on:** September 13, 2009, 09:15:24 pm »

Quote from: DangerScouse on September 13, 2009, 09:12:11 pm

Out of Gerrard's first 100 goals 56 (scored a similar amount from outside the box)were scored at Anfield and unbelievably 44 were at the Kop end. Not really what you were looking for but thought i'd post it anyway.

How did you get to know that?

ye crank

DangerScouse · « **Reply #309 on:** September 13, 2009, 09:25:25 pm »

Watched the "Steven Gerrard-Centurion" vid on youtube. Has a full breakdown of his 100 goals. It's been taken down now but well worth a watch if you can get your hands on it. Think i have the correct figures above.