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« on: March 23, 2009, 07:17:49 PM »
Dunno if this will actually take RAWK like a storm but it works fine on another forum. The idea is simply to ask any random question in the hope somebody knows the answer.

I'll start:
Anyone know a good website where you can always find the official man of the match of Premier League matches?
« Last Edit: October 25, 2012, 04:51:08 PM by The 5th Benitle »

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« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2009, 07:18:30 PM »
hmm, what forums exactly?

that Yahoo answers is a good site.

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« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2009, 07:25:16 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2009, 07:29:29 PM »
Where can i adopt a penguin ?

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« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2009, 07:35:14 PM »
chester zoo
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« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2009, 07:52:40 PM »
Where can I obtain a copy of Molby's goal vs Man U in '85?  ;)
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« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2009, 07:55:36 PM »
Where can I obtain a copy of Molby's goal vs Man U in '85?  ;)

Jan's loft :)
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« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2009, 07:56:15 PM »
You can't, we'll just have to believe it's a screamer :)

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« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2009, 08:03:56 PM »
I need to make money quick, but am fed up of these get rich quick schemes. Anyone know how I can get rich quick?

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« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2009, 08:05:17 PM »
How do I get rid of these Vivax ads that have appeared on all the sites I go to (including BBC Sports)? This has started occurring in the past couple of days. FFS, I don't want to surprise my girl by adding inches to it, I just want to bloody see the football results. 
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« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2009, 08:09:52 PM »
How do I get rid of these Vivax ads that have appeared on all the sites I go to (including BBC Sports)? This has started occurring in the past couple of days. FFS, I don't want to surprise my girl by adding inches to it, I just want to bloody see the football results.
Any help of this? https://addons.mozilla.org/fi/firefox/addon/1865

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« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2009, 09:07:08 PM »
I need to make money quick, but am fed up of these get rich quick schemes. Anyone know how I can get rich quick?

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« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2009, 09:08:38 PM »
Theres too many whoppers at anfield.
How do yer sort it ?  :D

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« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2009, 09:10:19 PM »
Does any mystic meg know if we will win the title?

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« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2009, 09:12:59 PM »
what happened to the ask bigdavalad thread?
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« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2009, 09:13:49 PM »
Does any mystic meg know if we will win the title?

Yes we will.



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« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2009, 09:15:09 PM »
Does any mystic meg know if we will win the title?

No but someone over 16 will win the lottery.
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« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2009, 09:16:39 PM »
if i stick three fingers up my bum during masturbastion, am I gay?
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« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2009, 09:16:49 PM »
what happened to the ask bigdavalad thread?

Why don't you ask bigdavalad that?

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« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2009, 09:19:05 PM »
I need to make money quick, but am fed up of these get rich quick schemes. Anyone know how I can get rich quick?
RAWK already answered that one: http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=218508.0

what happened to the ask bigdavalad thread?
Its still there: http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=225505.0
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« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2009, 09:23:05 PM »
How much of Kelvin Mackenzie's body mass could you remove without him losing consciousness?

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« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2009, 09:44:07 PM »
How much of Kelvin Mackenzie's body mass could you remove without him losing consciousness?

Only one way to find out - slowly!

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« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2009, 10:26:14 PM »
How much is Michael Owen worth?

Try and answer that without using any swear words.    ;D
Absolute quality! I know Shearer gets a lot of stick for his punditry, but lets be honest he's a legend.

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« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2009, 10:35:15 PM »
How much is Michael Owen worth?

Try and answer that without using any swear words.    ;D

He's good company in the treatment room for other players?? ;D

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« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2009, 10:42:52 PM »
He's good company in the treatment room for other players?? ;D

I don't mean how much could Newcastle sell him for, I mean his assets, Property, Horses, Cash..... how much is the runt worth?
Absolute quality! I know Shearer gets a lot of stick for his punditry, but lets be honest he's a legend.

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« Reply #25 on: March 23, 2009, 10:44:50 PM »
I don't mean how much could Newcastle sell him for, I mean his assets, Property, Horses, Cash..... how much is the runt worth?
according to last year's rich list he's worth £41 million, the richest football player in Britain
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« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2009, 12:33:09 AM »
if i stick three fingers up my bum during masturbastion, am I gay?

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« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2009, 12:34:22 AM »
if i hate someone so much do i have a legal right to bump em off?
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« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2009, 12:39:18 AM »
Where can I get someone to write my thesis for me... or something that will allow me to freeze time while I write my thesis?
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« Reply #29 on: March 24, 2009, 01:24:03 AM »
Where can I get someone to write my thesis for me...

i know someone that could do it

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« Reply #30 on: March 24, 2009, 01:32:04 AM »
Theres too many whoppers at anfield.
How do yer sort it ?  :D

Ban out of towners & wools, obvious really.

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« Reply #31 on: March 24, 2009, 02:25:43 AM »
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« Reply #32 on: March 24, 2009, 02:28:23 AM »
Did LHO really shoot and kill JFK?
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« Reply #33 on: March 24, 2009, 02:38:35 AM »
Should I fake my orgasms ?
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« Reply #34 on: March 24, 2009, 02:41:34 AM »
What would win in a fight - one horse sized duck or 10 duck sized horses?

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« Reply #35 on: March 24, 2009, 02:55:18 AM »
Should I fake my orgasms ?

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« Reply #36 on: March 24, 2009, 02:56:36 AM »
What would win in a fight - one horse sized duck or 10 duck sized horses?

10 duck sized horses, too many for one horse to try and stamp on and he'd end up somehow getting eaten from the inside out
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« Reply #37 on: March 24, 2009, 05:06:44 AM »
Why?

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« Reply #38 on: March 24, 2009, 05:15:42 AM »
why not?

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« Reply #39 on: March 24, 2009, 05:41:53 AM »
This thread has started the way I expected   :D

Anyone know a good website where you can always find the official man of the match of Premier League matches?