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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15560 on: April 1, 2023, 02:21:36 pm »
Waste of space. The sooner he is gone the better.

Quite possibly the biggest wimp that ever played for this club

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15561 on: April 1, 2023, 02:29:49 pm »
Waste of space. The sooner he is gone the better.

Quite possibly the biggest wimp that ever played for this club

Imagine Henderson put in the performance he did today. One of the worst CM performance I've ever seen and the Keita thread is active. Keita time at Liverpool is probably up and given his issues with fitness that is right. But we has never ever IMO played as bad as Henderson has time and time again.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15562 on: April 1, 2023, 03:13:37 pm »
Imagine Henderson put in the performance he did today. One of the worst CM performance I've ever seen and the Keita thread is active. Keita time at Liverpool is probably up and given his issues with fitness that is right. But we has never ever IMO played as bad as Henderson has time and time again.

The point is, Henderson has done it in abundance. This waster has thrown away his opportunity here.

You can talk about injuries all you like but I thibk the main problem with keita is upstairs.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15563 on: April 1, 2023, 03:15:47 pm »
Only RAWK could watch that and have a player who wasn’t in the match day squad and is leaving in the summer at the top of the home page ……. I’m aware of the irony that I’m now contributing to the madness

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15564 on: April 1, 2023, 03:16:07 pm »
Fucking hell first he might not be his age and now we've got the Sturridge style 'its in his head'

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15565 on: April 1, 2023, 03:16:21 pm »
For all the criticism this man gets, I thought along with Thiago, he was our best midfielder today.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15566 on: April 1, 2023, 03:17:49 pm »
Fucking hell first he might not be his age and now we've got the Sturridge style 'its in his head'

Wonder what they have in common?

Never heard it said about Carroll.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15567 on: April 1, 2023, 03:19:06 pm »
Naby played today?

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15568 on: April 1, 2023, 03:28:18 pm »
Wonder what they have in common?

Never heard it said about Carroll.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15570 on: April 1, 2023, 03:37:51 pm »
Naby played today?

No, but our midfield gave a performance that wasn't their best, so inevitably some focus will fall on other options at our disposal.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15571 on: April 1, 2023, 03:41:24 pm »
No, but our midfield gave a performance that wasn't their best, so inevitably some focus will fall on other options at our disposal.

Keita isn't an option.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15573 on: April 2, 2023, 03:20:12 am »
Wonder what they have in common?

Never heard it said about Carroll.

That's because he didn't have any talent.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15574 on: April 2, 2023, 03:46:55 am »
Only RAWK could watch that and have a player who wasn’t in the match day squad and is leaving in the summer at the top of the home page ……. I’m aware of the irony that I’m now contributing to the madness
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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15575 on: April 26, 2023, 02:23:23 pm »
Hasn’t been in the squad for a while? He’s not injured either is he
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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15576 on: April 26, 2023, 02:24:51 pm »
Hasn’t been in the squad for a while? He’s not injured either is he

Pretty sure he picked up an injury playing for Guinea during the most recent international break?

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15577 on: April 26, 2023, 02:28:41 pm »
Hasn’t been in the squad for a while? He’s not injured either is he

Klopp said he yesterday he was back in training (but not full training), which implies he's been out injured, though no idea exactly what the problem is/was.

At this point, I feel like it sadly doesn't really matter. His time at Liverpool is very much ending with a whimper.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15578 on: April 26, 2023, 02:32:36 pm »
Don't think we were going to see much of Keita, Ox, and Arthur at the tail end of the season regardless of availability. Ox has been left out of the last 4 squads completely. Better off using players who will be here next season like Jones and Elliott.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15579 on: April 26, 2023, 02:36:46 pm »
Even if he's in the squad he doesn't play, so really no loss either way.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15580 on: April 26, 2023, 02:37:49 pm »
it took forever for him to arrive, now it seems like forever for him to leave.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15581 on: April 26, 2023, 03:26:44 pm »
he was "injured" in playing for guinea - I believe he will be working on getting fit right until our last game of the season.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15582 on: April 26, 2023, 03:30:57 pm »
My one wish was for him to deliver a modicum of contribution this season and at least partially soften the bad taste he'll leave behind. In the end, if anything, it was his worst season with us. Patchy, riddled with injuries and really almost without any redeeming factors. Farewell Naby. You simply weren't the player we thought you were.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15583 on: April 26, 2023, 05:03:12 pm »
My one wish was for him to deliver a modicum of contribution this season and at least partially soften the bad taste he'll leave behind. In the end, if anything, it was his worst season with us. Patchy, riddled with injuries and really almost without any redeeming factors. Farewell Naby. You simply weren't the player we thought you were.

His epitaph as a Liverpool player would read “played for Liverpool”.
Very little of note.
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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15584 on: April 26, 2023, 06:02:33 pm »
he was "injured" in playing for guinea - I believe he will be working on getting fit right until our last game of the season.


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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15585 on: April 26, 2023, 06:24:53 pm »
He had a few good games. But unfortunately didn’t go his way his career at lfc. We spent 65mil on him? 6/7 years ago? Hmm. Imagine he was a consistent world class performer, which that figure warrants. We might have a couple more league and cl titles in the cabinet, which this team deserved. I remember that chance he had in the CL final last year, rolled to him on the edge and he tried this fancy shot that went into the heavens. That sums him up for me. Sad, but it is what it is
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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15586 on: April 27, 2023, 07:00:16 pm »
it took forever for him to arrive, now it seems like forever for him to leave.
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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15587 on: April 27, 2023, 08:35:48 pm »
His epitaph as a Liverpool player would read “played for Liverpool”.
Very little of note.

Not very often though

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15588 on: April 27, 2023, 10:34:09 pm »
He had a few good games. But unfortunately didn’t go his way his career at lfc. We spent 65mil on him? 6/7 years ago? Hmm. Imagine he was a consistent world class performer, which that figure warrants. We might have a couple more league and cl titles in the cabinet, which this team deserved. I remember that chance he had in the CL final last year, rolled to him on the edge and he tried this fancy shot that went into the heavens. That sums him up for me. Sad, but it is what it is

is this a case of the fee going up randomly until it’s about a 100m?  ;D

The fee at the time wasn’t even seen as an issue, there wasn’t a more wanted midfielder, it was seen as a huge coup when Liverpool got him.  No one had any idea he’d turn into an absolute crock who couldn’t be trusted to stay fit more or less the minute he left Germany.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15589 on: April 28, 2023, 01:39:48 am »
^ I'd guess something less than 100 starts for us (maybe a lot less?) out of about 300 games we've played since we bought him.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15590 on: April 28, 2023, 01:43:23 am »
^ I'd guess something less than 100 starts for us (maybe a lot less?) out of about 300 games we've played since we bought him.

Total   Started/substitutions
77   Started
41   On the bench
52   Substitute
58   Substituted

84   Premier League
24   Champions League
8   FA Cup
8   League Cup
3   Community Shield
2   World Club Championship

129 appearances.

In 5 seasons (A possible 272 games)
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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15591 on: April 28, 2023, 07:19:53 am »
The tread bumped simply to rag on the player. Well done.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15592 on: May 5, 2023, 09:40:32 pm »
Gone in the summer as a free agent along with Ox according to Fabrizio Romano.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15593 on: May 5, 2023, 09:41:05 pm »
Gone in the summer as a free agent along with Ox according to Fabrizio Romano.

I mean, there are tap in's and there is that news.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15594 on: May 5, 2023, 09:42:25 pm »
I mean, there are tap in's and there is that news.

We should keep him. He'd be like a new signing once he's fully fit. And with the right care he may stay fit.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15595 on: May 5, 2023, 09:45:01 pm »
Played his part in out winning of pots so will be ever grateful for that. In the Kewell, Smicer bracket of players who you wish could be more durable.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15596 on: May 5, 2023, 09:51:05 pm »
We should keep him. He'd be like a new signing once he's fully fit. And with the right care he may stay fit.

He just needs a run of games.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15597 on: May 5, 2023, 09:54:27 pm »
Should name a bench after him.


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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15598 on: May 5, 2023, 11:13:16 pm »
Should name a bench treatment table after him.

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Re: Naby Keita Watch
« Reply #15599 on: May 5, 2023, 11:20:54 pm »
Should name a bench after him.


I've been curious to see who will be sitting on the keita for us next season. Strong keita, strong challenge for trophies.
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