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On another note has Michael Gough made an incorrect decision in this match? Outstanding umpiring.

Absolutely outstanding work from me there ;D

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We fell short. Australia batted long enough to ensure we weren't in a position to win the game, which is what England will do when batting tonight/tomorrow.

As I said if the other 4 overs were bowled we’d have won it is that simple.

Yes you would think a draw is the strong favourite but there is only one winner in this as we will likely set them a target which is 4 an over they won’t chase that.

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As I said if the other 4 overs were bowled we’d have won it is that simple.


There's is absolutely no way whatsoever you can say it's that simple, you don't know how those last 4 overs would have gone.

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There's is absolutely no way whatsoever you can say it's that simple, you don't know how those last 4 overs would have gone.

Well no obviously but seeing how Clarke was moaning for ages and desperate to get off he was a very worried man !

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Gabriel gets one in the unmentionables and his partner Roach just stands there laughing at him.

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Great ball to bowl Gabriel. Should have about 35 minutes tonight left to play.

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Sibley chilling out with a cuppa, doesn't look like he's opening

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Stokes and Buttler!

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Well if you're going to go for it...

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No messing about the right decision Stokes/Buttler.

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Can’t see these two lasting very long.

Edit. Well maybe Stokes. But you all know what/who I mean...

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Can’t see these two lasting very long.

Edit. Well maybe Stokes. But you all know what I mean...

Maybe not but quick 20-25 is what is required don’t need a Boycott innings !

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Third ball duck.  ::)

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Third ball duck.  ::)

Well that didn’t work lol

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Please, please, please make that the last time we ever see Buttler in a test shirt. Fucking useless.

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Please, please, please make that the last time we ever see Buttler in a test shirt. Fucking useless.

Who you going for Foakes or Bairstow ?

Gotta be Foakes for me.

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Foakes, all the time. He's by far the best gloveman out of the three and if you're not going to contribute with the bat you need to go with who is best with the gloves.

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Foakes, all the time. He's by far the best gloveman out of the three and if you're not going to contribute with the bat you need to go with who is best with the gloves.

I agree he was harshly dropped in the first place I thought he has a test century and fifty.

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Foakes for me too.

Bairstow has had his chance and hasn’t ironed out the rather large wrinkle in his technique he’s had from the start.  Until he’s shown he’s worked on that and he’s no longer a walking lbw/bowled through the gate wicket then he doesn’t get back in regardless of how many runs he gets in first class cricket. Much like Gary Ballance doesn’t get a look in because he’s still doing the same things.

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Stokes trying to smack the cover off it instead of using the pace on the ball. Just trying a bit too hard.

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Stokes trying to smack the cover off it instead of using the pace on the ball. Just trying a bit too hard.

With all the fielders on the boundary the smart thing is to try get ones and twos so they have to bring them in abit.

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The fuck was that?

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The fuck was that?

Terrible wasn’t it.

Surely Root will knock it about abit he isn’t a power hitter.

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Terrible wasn’t it.

Surely Root will knock it about abit he isn’t a power hitter.

Sibley nudging and nurdling would have been a better shout than those two loons swiping away at it like mad men.

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Sibley nudging and nurdling would have been a better shout than those two loons swiping away at it like mad men.

We’ll be ok still it looks like it was a game plan from Root as all 3 have done it I think we will slow down now.

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See what we do tomorrow now reckon we might bat 12-14 overs bowl 82-84 overs at WI.

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We’ll be ok still it looks like it was a game plan from Root as all 3 have done it I think we will slow down now.
Trying to go crazy from the off felt a bit misguided.  I'd have gone for a couple of batsmen who could get in with good cricket shots and lift the pace quickly.  Stokes can do that so. I was ok with that call.  Buttler would have been better to hold back.

I thought they might have gone with Sibley and Stokes.  They have batted the most on this pitch and I know Sibley played a patient innings, but he played the game situation.  We'd have seen a different speed to his innings this time.  As has been said, working the ball into the spaces is all that's needed.

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Got £100 on the draw, take your time lads, take the loss out of the equation, bat till lunch.

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Got £100 on the draw, take your time lads, take the loss out of the equation, bat till lunch.
What odds did you get on that?

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Can’t see a draw myself. 100 overs left in the day roughly

If we bat twenty at 5 an over then can see us bowling them out in remaining 75 or so

I think a positive result still one way or another


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This is going to be a fun half hour or so.
AHA!

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If we bat twenty at 5 an over then can see us bowling them out in remaining 75 or s



5 an over seems like it could have been a conservative guess ;D

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stokes seems to be determined to smash the leather off it.

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That six! 14 off the first over. Will be fun for as long as Stokes stays out there. I reckon we’ll only bat for about 6 or 7 overs.

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Butterfingers.

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that's about the worst drop you'll ever see.

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So are they looking for an actual score here, or just nail it until half 11?
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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I reckon we’ll only bat for about 6 or 7 overs.

Broad wants a second new ball so they'll want about 7 or 8 overs with that, meaning they've got about 8 overs to get as many as they can.

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So are they looking for an actual score here, or just nail it until half 11?

Aiming for a lead of 300 I reckon.

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Aiming for a lead of 300 I reckon.

Once you get over 275ish I doubt they’d chase it. No point going way beyond that if we need tile to bowl them out.