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This often seems to happen when england are bowling, a good start then all momentum is lost.
I for one welcome our new insect overloads

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Would this be the best result of the week for you?

No I had 100 on arsenal + 2 goals against city, 10/11 odds as well.

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This often seems to happen when england are bowling, a good start then all momentum is lost.

Well timed ;D

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Bad wicket to lose there for windies just before tea, still going to be close.

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Bad wicket to lose there for windies just before tea, still going to be close.

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Ben Stokes will be remembered as one of the all time greats i feel
I for one welcome our new insect overloads

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Ben Stokes will be remembered as one of the all time greats i feel
I remember saying on here a couple of years ago that I thought Stokes was hugely overrated and nowhere near as good as he thought he was. I’ve never been happier to admit I have no idea what I’m talking about!

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I remember when he was Ben Chokes after going for about 24 in the last over as England lost the t20 world cup final to the west indies.

Incredible player now.

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Bullshit this, umpire got it in for me. Never out . Need VAR

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barely clipping the leg stump there, think that one's somewhat fortunate.

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Alright Funding Circle, you've worn me down. Give me a business loan please.

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I fancy a Sandals holiday for some reason too

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I'm still getting Pepe's Piri Piri delivered from the World Cup, don't start me on these!

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I fancy a Sandals holiday for some reason too

Would you book it through Southall Travel?

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that fucking pandora ad possibly has the worst music ever used in an ad. dreadful stuff but sky sports seem to be showing it a lot across their channels lately.

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Would you book it through Southall Travel?

For worldwide flights and holidays.

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Key partnership this. Need to resist for another 15 overs then England will give up.

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Key partnership this. Need to resist for another 15 overs then England will give up.

Top mockers there, cheers lad!

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he might look like he's the mascot but scurran gets the breakthrough.

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Looked like it kept a bit low at first, but I think he just played back to one he should have gone forward to.

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Key partnership this. Need to resist for another 15 overs then England will give up.

4 wickets in the last hour with a new ball available? England wouldn't have given up, not with Stuart Broad still out there. 3 wickets makes it even easier, you're going to lose your money pal!

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How many overs are left?
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27

Ta, be typical England to get 2 more wickets but ends in a draw.
#Sausages

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North Bank, get a round in. It’s only fair to share your winnings.

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North Bank, get a round in. It’s only fair to share your winnings.

Now thats the spirit.

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Can’t see Bess taking a wicket. Nah-uh. No way.

Might has well shake hands on the draw now.  ;)

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Can’t see Bess taking a wicket. Nah-uh. No way.

Might has well shake hands on the draw now.  ;)
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Right, funding circle to fund my losing bet.


Good ball to be fair.

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Can’t see Bess taking a wicket. Nah-uh. No way.

Might has well shake hands on the draw now.  ;)

Someone should lock this thread. Disgusting behaviour.

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Think Bess enjoyed that. "Fuck off!"

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Can’t see Bess taking a wicket. Nah-uh. No way.

Might has well shake hands on the draw now.  ;)

Deliberate reverse mockers attempt wasn't as successful as my very well meant text to a mate complaining how shit Bess had been so far :lmao

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Expecting the windies to be 9 down with 20 overs left, then bat the day out and clinch a famous draw , and ££.

Lets go!

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Lets go!

Not happening. All over in the next 20 minutes I reckon.

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Deliberate reverse mockers attempt wasn't as successful as my very well meant text to a mate complaining how shit Bess had been so far :lmao

Half a wicket each then.  ;D

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If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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How is that out. what the hell.