Topic: Worst Transfer Window Jargon

[Kopenhagen]

[insert] is not a six.

[Clint Eastwood]

3 pages of fuck all.

[Historical Fool]

“[text] …”

[Terry de Niro]

3 pages of fuck all.

Or in the transfer forum, 3 million pages of fuck all.

[Kenny's Jacket]

I only posted it as a bit of a joke cos I saw he mentioned it in here though I did have high hopes for Musialowski.

I agree though, people describe any semi decent young player as a generational talent, hence my comment about Sancho and Greenwood.

I believe you, honestly I do 

[Kenny's Jacket]

Just pay the 30m

[Hazell]

I believe you, honestly I do 

I hope so. Strangers not believing me on the Internet is the worst thing imaginable.

[phil236849]

One to keep an eye on.  As if the entire online support of global teams are all going to drop everything for some group stalking

[Kenny's Jacket]

I hope so. Strangers not believing me on the Internet is the worst thing imaginable.

Pinky promise

[Boaty McBoatface]

Last piece of the jigsaw. I hate that fucking jigsaw...

[RobbieRedman]

We've just bought a colossus

[Terry de Niro]

We've just bought a colossus

Didn't Shanks say that or words of that effect after we signed big Ron Yeats?

[McSquared]

We are not signing ____

[duvva 💅]

Can’t believe we’re on page 3 and no one has flexed their transfer “stance”.

Always wondered what these stances look like

[Henry Kissinger]

Jimmy Greaves and George Best imo.  Or Danny Cadamartari and Phil Neville if you're a blue.

Pele has to be one of them surely.

[Henry Kissinger]

It's not technically transfer jargon but 'one to watch' seems to have been used so frequently over the years that there must be about 20,000 players I need to keep an eye on. Doable for the supreme being I suppose but tricky for your average mortal.

[shank94]

Most of the jargon mentioned here is the recycle F****o R***o uses to tell everyone absolutely nothing 

[darragh85]

Here we go

[classycarra]

3 pages of fuck all.

[Speedy Molby]

Criminal

(no it isn`t fucking "criminal" if the club don`t buy a player you have scouted on football manager. I very much doubt there will be a criminal statutory provision for this)

Absolutely this. Moronic to describe a football decision as criminal.

[darragh85]

And definitely not a figure of speech. They mean it literally

[SouthDerryLaggo]

Here we go.

this

[Kopenhagen]

“[text] …”

It’s time to do the math.

[Speedy Molby]

And definitely not a figure of speech. They mean it literally

Just bad jargon. Have you not read the title of the thread? Criminal.

[kj999]

"we are hearing"

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Sky Sports News understands.

[rodderzzz]

how about:

'ticks all the boxes'

'Fills a need'

[BarryCrocker]

We'll get our money back in jersey sales alone.

[McSquared]

Bradley - 4.385 (at Bolton)

[red1977]

"according to reports". it's a licence to make stuff up and goes unchallenged. "Click bait" which is what it is. An enormous industry based on making up transfer bullshit.

[red1977]

Bedwetter.

Would be a Project.

[the_red_pill]

"Questions will need to be answered"

(also a general cringe of a phrase)

[Machae]

Any news today?

Read the fucking thread, we all did. Lazy c*nts

[Nitramdorf]

"Klopp warned that he must buy this player" as if some twat has driven to Liverpool and knocked on his door and told him.

[McSquared]

If we get lucky with injuries

Can play as CB if needed

Got a good engine

No value in the market

We can come back for him in January

Ship has sailed

[Son of Spion]

Any news today?

Read the fucking thread, we all did. Lazy c*nts

What!!!! All the 597 pages it jumps on a daily basis? 

[ToneLa]

"Done Deal" can walk into the sea

"A deal has been done" thank you very much

[RobbieRedman]

Didn't Shanks say that or words of that effect after we signed big Ron Yeats?

Yes, I remember when we bought Carroll and heard that a few times 

[TepidT2O]

“Fuck it, it’s Gomes”

(Old school here!)

[rawcusk8]

‘Higher ceiling’