Author Topic: Diving, cheating, timewasting & theatrics in football  (Read 88565 times)

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Re: Diving, cheating, timewasting & theatrics in football
« Reply #1200 on: January 12, 2024, 10:47:35 am »
Andreas pereira was a disgrace Wednesday night the little fanny.

He was hahaha, absolutely fucking state of him.

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Re: Diving, cheating, timewasting & theatrics in football
« Reply #1201 on: January 12, 2024, 11:42:44 am »
Andreas pereira was a disgrace Wednesday night the little fanny.

I can only assume that he can’t be bothered working on the failings in his actual game. I hope he’s recovered from that assault by Virgil.
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Re: Diving, cheating, timewasting & theatrics in football
« Reply #1202 on: January 12, 2024, 01:21:57 pm »
Andreas pereira was a disgrace Wednesday night the little fanny.
I was just going to post about this.
Anyone seen or read any outrage in the media about this? Rolling Sky news with endless replays, talking heads queuing up to out outrage each other, questions in the commons, phone ins? Talk of suitable punishments, 10 game bans, disrespecting the memory of Franz Beckenbauer etc?

Now just imagine if one of ours was rolling around in agony clutching his face after being brushed on the chin?

As others have said, there needs to be retrospective punishments for such obvious cheating. While I commend our players for keeping their focus, part of me would have loved to see a few more of our players calling him out for being the cheating twat that he is.

That said, given how many free kicks Coote appeared to give us in the second half compared with the first, I wonder whether one of one players/staff told him he’d been conned, or whether he found out for himself.

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Re: Diving, cheating, timewasting & theatrics in football
« Reply #1203 on: January 12, 2024, 01:59:17 pm »
I can only assume that he can’t be bothered working on the failings in his actual game. I hope he’s recovered from that assault by Virgil.
Still in intensive care, I think.  ::)

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Re: Diving, cheating, timewasting & theatrics in football
« Reply #1204 on: January 12, 2024, 02:02:30 pm »
Andreas pereira was a disgrace Wednesday night the little fanny.
just gonna post the same. rolling round like he'd been blinded ffs, doing all he could to get Virgil sent off.

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Re: Diving, cheating, timewasting & theatrics in football
« Reply #1205 on: January 12, 2024, 02:12:57 pm »
All these serious knocks to the face and head, hardly ever any blood though?!
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Re: Diving, cheating, timewasting & theatrics in football
« Reply #1206 on: January 12, 2024, 02:33:00 pm »
All these serious knocks to the face and head, hardly ever any blood though?!

Sorry Dracula. You're gonna have to get your kicks elsewhere.
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Re: Diving, cheating, timewasting & theatrics in football
« Reply #1207 on: January 12, 2024, 02:55:31 pm »
Sorry Dracula. You're gonna have to get your kicks elsewhere.
I was trying to be serious - but it was all in vein.
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Re: Diving, cheating, timewasting & theatrics in football
« Reply #1208 on: January 12, 2024, 03:00:55 pm »
I was trying to be serious - but it was all in vein.

Ah Vampire puns, the kind of puns I can really get my teeth into.

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Re: Diving, cheating, timewasting & theatrics in football
« Reply #1209 on: January 12, 2024, 04:03:14 pm »
You will not see any vampire puns on the Onion

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Re: Diving, cheating, timewasting & theatrics in football
« Reply #1210 on: January 12, 2024, 05:38:31 pm »
Ah Vampire puns, the kind of puns I can really get my teeth into.
they artery, tery annoying.

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Re: Diving, cheating, timewasting & theatrics in football
« Reply #1211 on: January 12, 2024, 05:53:01 pm »
I was trying to be serious - but it was all in vein.

We've all got our cross to bear.

Andreas pereira was a disgrace Wednesday night the little fanny.

My post wishing him serious bodily harm was deleted ;D

I was fucking fuming with the officials and their lack of care, the ref should have forced him to be substitued and rushed to the Royal in ambulance under blue lights, it was a life threatening injury ffs
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Re: Diving, cheating, timewasting & theatrics in football
« Reply #1212 on: January 12, 2024, 05:57:48 pm »
We've all got our cross to bear.

My post wishing him serious bodily harm was deleted ;D

I was fucking fuming with the officials and their lack of care, the ref should have forced him to be substitued and rushed to the Royal in ambulance under blue lights, it was a life threatening injury ffs


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