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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #240 on: May 15, 2018, 01:47:58 pm »
Up there with his best
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #241 on: May 15, 2018, 01:58:21 pm »
I agreed with another poster in thinking he'd lost a bit of zing from his last couple efforts.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #242 on: May 22, 2018, 11:24:37 am »
https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/may/22/david-squires-on-the-fa-cup-final-and-the-dying-embers-of-the-football-season

Some real barbs from Squires

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #243 on: May 23, 2018, 02:30:51 pm »
^ so good that one. He is great isn't he.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #244 on: May 29, 2018, 12:25:41 pm »

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #245 on: May 29, 2018, 12:29:50 pm »
"Still a bit too soon to be seen with you, Spitty" :lmao
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #246 on: May 29, 2018, 12:33:24 pm »
The Klopp one!  ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #247 on: May 29, 2018, 12:36:45 pm »
 :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #248 on: May 29, 2018, 12:38:45 pm »
'The Day Today' reference is well done. ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #249 on: May 29, 2018, 12:40:50 pm »
The monument to Ramos :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #250 on: May 29, 2018, 01:21:42 pm »
Coffees and a pastry ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #251 on: May 29, 2018, 01:53:34 pm »
Coffees and a pastry ;D

Is that a specific reference to something, or just a general thing? Cos I got the Day Today and the Mitchell & Webb ones.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #252 on: May 29, 2018, 01:58:25 pm »
Is that a specific reference to something, or just a general thing? Cos I got the Day Today and the Mitchell & Webb ones.

Got to be. The very specific way he's holding the pastry in his mouth is the tell for me.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #253 on: May 29, 2018, 02:06:30 pm »
Great as usual, that's actually helped me get over the final a bit.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #254 on: May 29, 2018, 02:20:22 pm »
Brilliant again, as always. The first panel was fantastic! Also, the banner, that's a Simpsons reference, isn't it? Or at least Simpsons referenced it too?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #255 on: May 29, 2018, 02:22:20 pm »
Brilliant again, as always. The first panel was fantastic! Also, the banner, that's a Simpsons reference, isn't it? Or at least Simpsons referenced it too?

"We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #256 on: May 29, 2018, 03:20:08 pm »
"We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."
As good as that bit is it's not being references there.


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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #257 on: May 29, 2018, 03:30:08 pm »
As good as that bit is it's not being references there.



Oh yeah. ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #258 on: May 29, 2018, 04:15:13 pm »
Big ears in a sling is superb.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #259 on: May 29, 2018, 04:36:29 pm »
What's the Mitchell and Webb reference?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #260 on: May 29, 2018, 04:42:18 pm »
What's the Mitchell and Webb reference?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #261 on: May 29, 2018, 04:58:41 pm »
Oh yeah, of course, thanks!
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #262 on: May 29, 2018, 05:02:14 pm »
Is that a specific reference to something, or just a general thing? Cos I got the Day Today and the Mitchell & Webb ones.

It rings a bell, but I can't quite place it.

I'm also missing the Day Today reference.
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« Reply #263 on: May 29, 2018, 05:16:20 pm »
It rings a bell, but I can't quite place it.

I'm also missing the Day Today reference.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/zUoT5AxFpRs" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/zUoT5AxFpRs</a>
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« Reply #264 on: May 29, 2018, 06:15:48 pm »
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/zUoT5AxFpRs" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/zUoT5AxFpRs</a>

Fucking cracks me up that does.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #265 on: May 29, 2018, 06:21:37 pm »
'The Day Today' reference is well done. ;D

;D Yeah. Simpsons one is good too.
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« Reply #266 on: May 29, 2018, 06:29:26 pm »
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/zUoT5AxFpRs" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/zUoT5AxFpRs</a>

Oh shit of course.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #269 on: June 1, 2018, 02:33:10 pm »
New one out today about the 1990 England/New Order song.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/jun/01/david-squires-on-the-story-of-world-in-motion?CMP=share_btn_tw

The Ian Curtis one is so simple and so stupid and I'll never not sing 'Dance dance dance dance Tony Dor-igo' from now on.
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« Reply #270 on: June 1, 2018, 02:34:07 pm »
Bert Millichip   :D

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« Reply #271 on: June 1, 2018, 04:46:46 pm »
The Ian Curtis and Sterling panels :lmao :lmao

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« Reply #272 on: June 4, 2018, 07:45:28 am »
The Sterling panel is great.
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« Reply #274 on: June 6, 2018, 12:38:18 pm »
 "Ja... Charlie Chaplin"! ;D

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« Reply #275 on: June 8, 2018, 11:21:37 am »
Squires on England at the World Cup. Particularly fond of that Russian/Uzbeki linesman

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« Reply #276 on: June 8, 2018, 11:26:00 am »
Squires on England at the World Cup. Particularly fond of that Russian/Uzbeki linesman



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« Reply #277 on: June 8, 2018, 11:36:26 am »
Willie the Mascot, the golden generation and the Bonnetti Esso coin :lmao

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« Reply #278 on: June 8, 2018, 11:39:25 am »
The 2014 panel :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #279 on: June 8, 2018, 11:48:42 am »
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