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Good Name For A Racehorse
« on: November 18, 2023, 11:05:02 am »
Ever hear a phrase and think "that'd make a great name for a racehorse?"

"Startip Nozzle" on Nadiya's baking show, for example.
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2023, 11:10:49 am »
Didn’t Fowler and McManaman buy one and call it Some Horse.
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2023, 11:39:12 am »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2023, 11:43:43 am »
Quote from: Crosby Nick 128 on November 18, 2023, 11:10:49 am
Didn’t Fowler and McManaman buy one and call it Some Horse.

Remember reading about that years ago and was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the thread title. Although I don't think they actually did it, just talked about it. Was in Fowler's book maybe?
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2023, 12:43:51 pm »
One day I can see a horse call RED RAWK winning the Grand National.

Let's have a whip (hilarious) round and buy it.

Who's in charge of training it?
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2023, 12:50:14 pm »
Quote from: John C on November 18, 2023, 12:43:51 pm
One day I can see a horse call RED RAWK winning the Grand National.

Let's have a whip (hilarious) round and buy it.

Who's in charge of training it?


Anyone but Efes?
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2023, 12:51:48 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2023, 01:23:49 pm »
Quote from: John C on November 18, 2023, 12:43:51 pm
One day I can see a horse call RED RAWK winning the Grand National.

Let's have a whip (hilarious) round and buy it.

Who's in charge of training it?

Chopper the owner in a tan coat and fedora.

Rob and Capon the trainers, taking it out on Southport beach like Ginger McCain and Red Rum.

Little Amir as the jockey (all 7 stone of him).
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2023, 01:27:55 pm »
 ;D I;m in.
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2023, 01:31:41 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2023, 02:15:13 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2023, 02:16:09 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2023, 02:19:10 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2023, 02:19:37 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2023, 02:58:37 pm »
You know there’s a horse racing thread don’t you. It’s just me talking to myself mainly but you’re welcome any time :)
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2023, 03:32:59 pm »
Quote from: duvva 💅 on November 18, 2023, 02:58:37 pm
You know there’s a horse racing thread don’t you. It’s just me talking to myself mainly but you’re welcome any time :)
I used to do running in my teens and was fast. Doubt id beat a Horse though. Maybe a Donkey? . You must be really fast. You wear them white socks do ya with the stripes on?
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2023, 03:39:59 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2023, 03:40:20 pm »
Quote from: Crosby Nick 128 on November 18, 2023, 11:10:49 am
Didn’t Fowler and McManaman buy one and call it Some Horse.
Quote from: Barneylfc∗ on November 18, 2023, 11:43:43 am
Remember reading about that years ago and was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the thread title. Although I don't think they actually did it, just talked about it. Was in Fowler's book maybe?
Not only Some Horse but they had one called Another Horse as well
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2023, 03:41:55 pm »
Quote from: Capon Debaser on November 18, 2023, 03:32:59 pm
I used to do running in my teens and was fast. Doubt id beat a Horse though. Maybe a Donkey? . You must be really fast. You wear them white socks do ya with the stripes on?
Quote from: Only Me on November 18, 2023, 03:39:59 pm

Got me down to a tee. Though I’ve put that outfit away for the winter now
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2023, 03:59:35 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2023, 04:18:48 pm »
Quote from: duvva 💅 on November 18, 2023, 02:58:37 pm
You know there’s a horse racing thread don’t you. It’s just me talking to myself mainly but you’re welcome any time :)
It's populated by speculators and amateurs though isn't it - this is a series thread to be honest mate. But you're very welcome to contribute if you feel you have substantial expertise to offer which hasn't already been exhibited in here.
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2023, 04:38:45 pm »
Quote from: John C on November 18, 2023, 04:18:48 pm
It's populated by speculators and amateurs though isn't it - this is a series thread to be honest mate. But you're very welcome to contribute if you feel you have substantial expertise to offer which hasn't already been exhibited in here.
😁 Not sure i can compete with the level of expertise on show in here John. Some of RAWKs finest minds
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2023, 05:21:54 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2023, 06:07:34 pm »
Quote from: duvva 💅 on November 18, 2023, 03:41:55 pm
Got me down to a tee. Though I’ve put that outfit away for the winter now

More Cruiser Arriviste than L'Homme du Sport at present?

Incidentally both good names for a racehorse, as is Imperial Leisure. A stable I like to call: Sports Casual.
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #25 on: November 18, 2023, 06:42:39 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #30 on: November 18, 2023, 07:33:16 pm »
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
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Re: Good Name For A Racehorse
« Reply #32 on: November 18, 2023, 08:24:51 pm »
Quote from: John C on November 18, 2023, 12:43:51 pm
One day I can see a horse call RED RAWK winning the Grand National.

Let's have a whip (hilarious) round and buy it.

Who's in charge of training it?

We don't need no training when we have Barney on our side ;)
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« Reply #33 on: November 18, 2023, 08:31:47 pm »
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« Reply #34 on: November 18, 2023, 08:35:59 pm »
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