Whilst I'm in the mood, here is my take on Jose's version of Hotel California by The Eagles.
Just off the east Lancs Highway, a strange smell in the air
The strange folk of Mancunia, all give me weird looking glare.
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a gleaming Kopite.
My head fell off, and i looked real grim
So i just had to stay for (Just) 1 night.
Who was stood in the doorway?
Ed Woodward, he did the sell.
And I was thinking to myself
'This could be heaven or this could be Hell'
Then Ed told me about the Glazer Family Way.
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard Giggssehhh (say)
Welcome to The Lowry in Mancunia
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face.
Plenty of room at The Lowry in Mancunia.
Any time of year (any time of year) we can smell your fear
His name is Paul Scholesey his comments send me round the bend
He has got a lot of old, bum boys, that he like to call friends
How they talk on the TV, they rarely break sweat.
'3 PREMIERSHIP TITLES' they all seem to want to forget
So I called Antonio Valencia (Captain),
'about his condition i had a whine'
He said, 'Boss, I haven't had that weight before since i was the age of nine'
And still those voices are calling from Scholes & Giggseh,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say"
Welcome to The Lowry in Mancunia
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face.
I'm livin' it up at The Lowry in Mancunia
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise), There's Sam Allardyce.
