This Houston cop was workin' his beat onthe freeway, when he sees this guy cruisin' along in a convertible with three penguins in the backseat. He pulls the guy over and says,
"Hey man, you can't just cruise around with those penguins! Not on my beat. You take those penguins to the zoo!"
And the guy says,
"Yes sir!" and off he goes.
The very next day the cop sees the same guy with the same penguins cruisin' down the road except this time they're all wearing shades.
This really ticks the cop off and he pulls the guy over and says,
"I thought I told you totake those penguins to the zoo!"
And the guy says,
"Yes sir, I did, and today we're going to the beach!"