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What should I name my child? Google?
« on: October 21, 2005, 12:59:33 pm »
Parents name child Google

"Walid Elias Kai, a Ph.D. candidate in search engine marketing, is, it must be said, an avid fan of our company. Dr. Kai, who is Lebanese, and his Swedish wife Carol live in Kalmar, Sweden, where their son was born on September 12. His name? Oliver Google Kai.

About this choice, Dr. Kai writes, "When we first knew that my wife Carol is pregnant, I said, 'we will name our child Google.' Everyone laughed and did not take me seriously. My brother said, 'Yeah, name the next one yahoo fuji nikon." And then, says Dr. Kai, the day came to make the baby official in the Swedish Registry. "I was with my friend Magnus Foss and my wife Carol, and I said yes, GOOGLE KAI. Carol knew how serious I am – she knows how much I adore Google services."

Of course, there's a website devoted to young Mr. Kai. We wish him long life and good health, and hope his schoolmates aren't too hard on him."

http://www.google-kai.com/
« Last Edit: October 21, 2005, 01:07:20 pm by Raul. »

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Re: What should I name my child?
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2005, 01:07:09 pm »
What an odd person that bloke is.

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Re: What should I name my child? Google?
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2005, 09:08:19 pm »
That's odd but I still reckon Gwyneth Paltrow naming her daughter 'Apple' is weirder.

Good try though ;) ;D.
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Re: What should I name my child? Google?
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2005, 09:25:09 pm »
 ;D
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Re: What should I name my child? Google?
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2005, 11:34:45 pm »
feel sorry for the kid
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Re: What should I name my child? Google?
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2005, 08:06:34 pm »
Shouldn't be any problem finding him though!

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Re: What should I name my child? Google?
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2005, 01:21:12 pm »
Was going to call my youngest 'bigtits.com' but the wife wouldn't let me !!
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Re: What should I name my child? Google?
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2005, 01:39:06 pm »
Was going to call my youngest 'bigtits.com' but the wife wouldn't let me !!
was that because it was a boy?!  ;)
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Re: What should I name my child? Google?
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2005, 02:48:10 pm »
was that because it was a boy?!  ;)
Was just joking about naming kids after your favourite website.
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Re: What should I name my child? Google?
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2005, 10:58:28 pm »
Was just joking about naming kids after your favourite website.
aha,I did add a wink there you know.  so that's what you get up to on those cold dark nights in front of the PC eh?
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Re: What should I name my child? Google?
« Reply #10 on: November 2, 2005, 08:13:14 am »
aha,I did add a wink there you know.  so that's what you get up to on those cold dark nights in front of the PC eh?
I wish.........
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